"Hi-Jack" Davis! You won't get away with it!

I've done far worse than kill you Jack. I've hurt you,.... and I wish to go on....hurting you.....No Jack, you can't get away......you can't get away.....muahahahahaa!!!!

"Look! It's on your TV, it's in your mailbox, it's in the weeds on the side of the road! "It's a progressive operative"!...."No, it's a Tea Party impostor"!, "Wait, could it be? ...It is!!... It's Hi-Jack Davis"!

Oh, O.K. all of the above then....

Yes Jack, I'm back on tonight. Just for you buddy. 

1 877 497 9066 is a free call for everyone, even you Jack