Orangutan Boxing and Militias

News Stories we might cover - Fight Club for Orangutans - A safari theme park in Thailand has become a macabre tourist attraction for its orangutan kick boxing matches - complete with simian "round card girls. "Safari World, on the outside of Bangkok, has been drawing huge crowds that cheer orangutans forced to wear boxing gloves and trained to trade punches and spin kicks. Militia News - Frustrated by recent political setbacks, tea party leaders and some conservative members of the Oklahoma Legislature say they would like to create a new volunteer militia to help defend against what they believe are improper federal infringements on state sovereignty. Steven Seagal’s Accused of Sex Slaves - Steven Seagal is accused of hiring young women as personal attendants whose real job was to serve his strange and sometimes violent sexual desires, according to a civil lawsuit filed Monday in Los Angeles by a 23-year-old former model who describes her experience in harrowing detail. Elizabeth Taylor denies engagement - Last week the Internet was atingle with rumors that Elizabeth Taylor, 78, was engaged for the ninth time to her much younger companion, Jason Winters. But the actress used Twitter to set the record straight. We take a look at the man who is linked to Taylor, and we review her marriage track record. Playboy rejects Kate Gosselin - When asked if there was any possibility that Momzilla would grace the glossy covers of Playboy, Hef said, "No! No!" And the original playboy added insult to injury by suggesting he doesn't even know why she's on "Dancing with the Stars." And, N.J. students cheesed off at penalty for food fight; Michigan State University student who pilfered 79 pairs of women's panties faces possible charges; A dead man has been elected mayor of Tracy City; and, police: 3rd grader gave heroin to classmates.