The Spizzler Show

We fear for the fate of humankind – the more we watch TV, or listen to talk radio, or read the horrid tabloid newspapers, the more we despair for humanity. The masses are being manipulated through misinformation and sensory titillation to accept short-term gratification over long-term advancement.

We are separated from the animals, not just by our use of serviettes, but also by our increased intelligence – but we didn’t get intelligent enough quickly enough, we invented far too much crap before we had the intelligence to reject it.