Fight Church Radio

join us for 2 hours of me thinking outloud.
featuring special guests and news updates from the Portland Intelligencer
-MEASLES!
-the government is coming for your vape pens! 
-the government is coming for your weed!
-John McCain thinks you are a scumball.
-I got arrested for drunkenly dropping the "do you know who I am?" when they did know who I was.
-the senate passed the Keystone pipeline bill. all bad.
-the dude from Portlandia was a victim of hate speech at New Seasons.
-who puts tacks on the Hawthorne Bridge? probably Fred Armisen.
-Matt Styner's dick.
-Damien Lilliard caught the all-star snub?
-I learned how to argue on the internet with only pictures- I'll teach you!
-Amanda Fritz?
-slide in the city?
-are angels really aliens? that makes sense for the baseball team.
-they blew up the wall in Ninevah. fuck everybody.
-the homeless sweeps continue.
-pro wrestling is not a sport dumbass.
as always our smoke good is provided by Gonzo Farms and our news updates are brought to you by The Portland Intelligencer and my smooth typing is thanks to our new sponsor MEAN GREEN CREAM!