Episode #4: Nobody "does it" like Canadians...

Chad decided to talk about sex in wierd places. We prepared a list, and all seemed to be going according to plan. Then it all went wrong........ Cheri from Canada entered our chat room and "blew" everyone away with her amazing tales of Canadian Sex. Cheri enlightened us with tales of "Love in a (freight) Elevator", conveniently giving you room to stretch out and enjoy your "floor to floor on the floor" experience. She entertained us with stories of acrobatic acts of lust performed while hanging from the balcony of a high-rise building. And finally, Cheri educated us by explaining how to add mint-flavored fellatio to your daily routine. Who would have guessed that the country responsible for the likes of Bryan Adams, the metric system, canadian bacon, and a town called "Dildo" (seriously, we googled it!!) could produce such freaky sex! I guess we're not surprised. There isn't anything else to do up there besides shovel snow (year-round), and lay on your davenport watching MuchMusic (Canada's version of MTV). Be sure to join us next time when Chad tries to convince Cheri to lie naked on her davenport and cover herself in Canadian coins, one at a time...