Election Special - A Message from Your Majesty (possibly)

As Americans go to the polls (time would arguably be better spent going to the poles, and dancing), The Barefoot Broadcast inaugurates its 'Special Relationship' show.

As well as sharing a message from the former colony's owner (allegedly), Carl Munson AKA The Barefoot Broadcaster will - like the little boy at the Emperor's naked parade - be seeking clarification and asking quesions and such as:

• Do you Americans really believe that a two-horse, nothing-between-them race is seriously the right way to govern millions of people in the 21st Century?
• Do you realise that whoever wins, you'll still have a politician in charge? And...
• Why do you spell so badly?

Apparently the Queen thinks you've all been very silly too, so we'll look at that and...

...in the chat room we'll have a real live Yorkshireman who you wouldn't be able to understand on the air - introducing Mr William Carson Esquire, 27th Earl of Wickersley and 4,219th in line to the UK throne (Maybe).

Please call in and explain yourselves...