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As Americans go to the polls (time would arguably be better spent going to the poles, and dancing), The Barefoot Broadcast inaugurates its 'Special Relationship' show.
As well as sharing a message from the former colony's owner (allegedly), Carl Munson AKA The Barefoot Broadcaster will - like the little boy at the Emperor's naked parade - be seeking clarification and asking quesions and such as:
Apparently the Queen thinks you've all been very silly too, so we'll look at that and...
...in the chat room we'll have a real live Yorkshireman who you wouldn't be able to understand on the air - introducing Mr William Carson Esquire, 27th Earl of Wickersley and 4,219th in line to the UK throne (Maybe).
Please call in and explain yourselves...
It's good to talk.