Smorgasborgnine

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Okay... North America... Episode IX AMERICAN MAPLE It is a period of civil idiocy. Rebel Christians, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evilly awesome Intergalactic Planetary Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the TRUTH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy Glenn Beck. Pursued by the Empire's superbad agents (Kirsten and Jon!), all other podcasts race home aboard their spaceship of lies, custodians of the stolen truths that can destroy their corrupt colleagues and restore awesomeness to the galaxy....