SinCity Confessonal Hour

WWW.FATHERJOEYSHOW.COM...... Folks, not only is confession good for the soul, it's just somethin' you gotta do. God doesn't want to punish you for your stupidity, but, rules are rules, am I right? Right.So here's the thing: you call me, you say you're sorry for whatever dumb thing you did and show God some respect. I go to him and say "hey, God, I know this guy, he's okay, okay? He's all right, you know? Fuhgedaboutit..." Now, another thing that we do here is this thing we call "pre-absolution", which is unique to Vegas. Basically, if you're in Vegas, you know that you're going to sin...in fact,you probably got a pretty good idea of what you're gonna do and what it's going to cost. Well, thinking about sin is as good as sin, so, you may as well confess now and get it over with, just in case something goes wrong, know what I'm sayin'?