"AND THEN I GO AND SAY SOMETHING STUPID LIKE --- I TRUMP YOU" - (SET TO MUSIC!)

I know I stand in line, until you think you have the time
To have a handshake with me   -----
And if by chance you seek my vote, I know there's ZERO chance you'll be representin' me  -----
And afterwards we drop into a quiet little precinct
For a hanging chad or two -----
And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid
Like: "I TRUMP you"

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(1a)
I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies
You heard the ELECTION before  -----
And though it's just a line to you, for me it's true
It never seemed so right before

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(2)
I practice every day to find some clever way to say
I'm going to Stump for you  -----
But then I think I'll wait until the VOTING DAY is done
And I'm alone with you  ----

(REPEAT THE BELOW --- "TWICE" --- W/MUSICAL PAUSE BET. EACH REFRAIN)
The time is right, your hair's a sight, the stars get red & ohhhhhhhh the night's so blue  -----
And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid
Like: "I TRUMP you"

MUSIC INTERLUDE - VIOLINS, ETC.  (Hummmmm Here)
Two Lines Of "Humming" --- Then Back Into ---------> "The Time Is Right ....."

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