The Great Collective: It takes the money out of politics

You can take the money out of politics, but can you take the politics out of money?

The Great Collective will show us all the way, as we select the most crass and disgusting candidates through internet consensus.

Using flowery language to describe the way the internet works, impressionable people will be driven to support the "decentralized" and "futuristic" Great Collective.

What is the Great Collective? I'll tell you.