Pat Dollard's "The Jihadikiller Hour" That Actually Lasts Two

Live from Afghanistan, tonight's special guest is the greatest journalist of the Iraq war, the legendary Michael Yon. As to be expected, Michael has spent much time up close and personal with the entire span of the information chain in the Afghan war, from the higher levels of U.S. command, to the Afghan people, to the grunts out in front getting up close and personal with our highly enlightened and noble enemy the, uh, Taliban, (They won't let me print how I'd actually like to describe them, so refusing to half-arse it, I'll just stick with irony in a bag of sarcasm.) As much as I am a gigantic fan of Michael's I think it's only right that he spends another 43 days in Afghanistan, cranking out a minimum of 6 typically unparalleled dispatches before he can legitimately be called the greatest journalist of the Afghanistan war. You start giving these awards out too sloppily and they lose their meaning. But my money's still on him.