Rapture Wrap-up

Are you 'Rapture Ready'? Got your "I'm So Pompous I Don't Care If Billions Burn In Hell!!" button on?  Or, how about your "My God's so unforgiving that you're toast even if you never heard about him" T-shirt?  In celebration of the expected departure of these intolerant, bigoted, and elitist doomsayers, we are going to do absolutely nothing.  Well, maybe we'll point the finger of scorn at these apocalyptic fanatics and all those who came before and are sure to follow.  We'll try to get in touch with one of these false prophets and see if we can sell one of those bridges we have left over from last year's Doomsday Auction.  We could use the money for a big party Saturday night, when we might just go on the air to see them off properly.  At least we could have some fun after midnight at their expense.  Oh, and we might get bored and talk about something that makes sense tonight.