"Mr. Right-O & Nedd 'the Stop the ACLU GUY' Show" Prime Time

***************ALERT*********************** As I just recognized the fact that today, Sept. 16, is Independecia de Mexico, which I can only assume means "Maxican Independence day," we will offer FREE TRIPS TO THE HOMELAND for all ILLEGALS! For official details, please stop by your nearest I.C.E. office. For special treatment, tell 'em Mr. Right Opinion sent ya! Tonight will be our second effort at trying a late show. Have I ever told you that "When I was a kid, my dad used to slap me on the left side of my head and say, "You little wing nut...go get me a beer." Little did he know he was making me into a big right-wing nut! Just kidding." We'll see if we can round up a guest, but if not, it's always fun to see which personality pops out of my head. There's Mike, the conservative guy, Mike the conservative guy, and then there's Mike, the conservative guy. And of course, we always have Nedd, the guy who wants to seperate the ACLU from "that special little place!" Go Nedd Go! Seriously, give us two hours, and if we can't fix the world, we'll leave it just like we found it-I promise.