Still Flyin' Over the Heartland

The past few days have been difficult ones for the Professional Left Media outlets, as they've been faced with some daunting tasks to either over-report or under-play that which fits into their [and the Chosen One's] narrative. CPAC was treated with utter dismissal at every opportunity when being brought up. One Catholic issue they worked very hard to vilify, while the other they tried to act like smoke jumpers putting out little fires that cropped up here & there.

The first of course being their intense overall acrimony toward the structure of the Catholic church and the portion of it's charter that looks down upon birth control, especially that of abortion. Yet the Lib-tard Media want to portray this religious entity of doing nothing more than committing another Crusade against the rights of women the world over.

The CPAC convention was treated with utter derision whenever it was possible by the Lamestream Media, but the Occupy smack-tards were given the velvet glove response. It seemed as if they were in total solidarity with said morons, giving softball questions in interviews that didn't last very long.

Then came the announcement brought forth by former White House intern Mimi Alford, stating she'd had an affair with John F. Kennedy. The Professional Left Media went out of their way to make that bombshell into more of a fizzled bottle rocket, which was evident in the way in which she was treated in on-air interviews along with many editorial pieces.

So ladies & menfolk... sit down, strap in & hold on!

[WARNING! Questionable words may be used in the process of this episode... so you can't say weren't given a heads up!]