'Still Flyin' Over the Heartland'

So Christmas has come and gone  [with lots of violence tossed in due to the last minute release of some really pricey sneakers] and with it most of the idiocy that accompanies the "Silly Season. Yet there were still instances of such a moronic nature within the media, it couldn't be blamed on that holiday because the ungodly heathens DON'T BELIEVE IN IT!

Other things have come to light in December that have tickled the brainpans of many in the country, one being the curious case of Ron Paul. Is he possibly a conspiracy theorist in league with Alex Jones or just an old geezer out of touch with reality? Not sure about that, as much of his talking points mirror what "Mr. InfoWars" has put out there on air in the past.

Plus there's this Obama vs. Christie vs. Big Bully Ed Schultz thing going on. Seriously, what's the deal? Does the Big Fat Bully over at MSDNC secretly think Obama IS a weak leader and needs to feel offended for him, thus defending him? To top that off, the Occupy Movement threatening to "take over" various primaries/caucuses nationwide [but just on the REPUBLICAN SIDE] to make sure the rest of the "99% gets the message." Dudes & dudettes... we've been paying attention to some of what you've been saying. Our concensus now is simply this - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE YOU'RE CRACKPOTS, COMMIES OR BOTH!

Of course, who can forget the "Great Leader" Kim Jong Il bit the big one...

So ladies & menfolk... sit down, strap in & hold on!

[WARNING! Questionable words may be used in the process of this episode... so you can't say weren't given a heads up!]