The first week of December and what that means for our homesteads

So have you been homesteading for your entire life and got married a couple years ago.  Well what's the wife think?  Every woman who's ever dated a cowboy is a country girl right up until it's time to do the chores because the husband had to take a second job to keep up the mortgage.  LOL some of the stories my ffriends I figure this will give us a light mood to start the weekend