American Daily Review: Hit & Run

Mr. Gibbs gets side-swiped - literally; Vladimir Putin's invasion of Ukraine remains right on schedule, despite Barack Hussein Obama's [mmm-mmm-mmm] highly provocative phone consultations with the French communist president (Francois Hollande, as if it matters); Darrell Issa cuts off Lois Lerner's psychotic-parrot-with-Tourettes Fifth-pleading act, then cuts off Elijah Cummings' microphone, and now finds himself in shallow Fudge; The Democrats run out of ideas, which is why Jon Stewart is their leading intellectual; and after eluding the rest of her enormous family, Jennifer is kidnapped by her son's impromptu visit.