http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchableUnpitchable is a weekly podcast where 3 ordinary friends pitch extraordinary fake sequels based on your favorite movies. New episodes every Saturday!enBlogTalkRadio.com. All Rights Reserved.Sat, 15 Jun 2019 05:30:00 GMTSat, 01 Apr 2017 04:00:00 GMTComedyBlogTalkRadio Feed v2.0https://dasg7xwmldix6.cloudfront.net/hostpics/f4920009-67dd-4ab4-a110-e3b452296fd2_unpitchable.jpghttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchableUnpitchable is a weekly podcast where 3 ordinary friends pitch extraordinary fake sequels based on your favorite movies. New episodes every Saturday!feeds@blogtalkradio.comBlogTalkRadio.comMovies,TV,Fake Sequels,Comedy,Humor,EntertainmentUnpitchable PodcastnoWe make up fake movie sequels!episodichttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2017/04/01/unpitchable-update--faking-success-a-pocket-guide-for-the-ambitiously-lazyComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2017/04/01/unpitchable-update--faking-success-a-pocket-guide-for-the-ambitiously-lazy/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2017/04/01/unpitchable-update--faking-success-a-pocket-guide-for-the-ambitiously-lazySat, 01 Apr 2017 04:00:00 GMTUnpitchable Update - Faking Success: A Pocket Guide for the Ambitiously LazyTim released a book on amazon. Check it out here: http://amzn.to/2nUAhg7. What is it? Here is a short description: Many of us have looked at someone successful and thought, "Man, I wish I could put in the work to be successful!" Unfortunately, our dream for success usually dies immediately after it enters our conscious minds. Being successful takes effort and for the Average Joe that's too much work. Is there a way for the ambitiously lazy among us to throw off the Snuggie and trick others into thinking we are successful, all while doing the bare minimum amount of work?  Find out in "Faking Success - A Pocket Guide for the Ambitiously Lazy" from author Tim Catania. In this book, Tim Catania identifies the five principles of faking success and how you can implement them into your everyday life.   Music in Trailer by Alexander Nakarada @ SerpentSound Studios soundcloud.com/serpentsoundstudios/4-four-seasons?in=serpentsoundstudios/sets/life Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 00:02:00Unpitchable PodcastnoUpdate,Podcast,BookTim released a book on amazon. Check it out!http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2017/01/14/unpitchable--the-final-pitch--052Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2017/01/14/unpitchable--the-final-pitch--052/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2017/01/14/unpitchable--the-final-pitch--052Sat, 14 Jan 2017 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Final Pitch - 052The crew jumps right into made up movie roulette on this, the last episode of Unpitchable. We can't even begin to explain the plots to the 50+ movies we bring on this episode, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the best and worst movies ever conceived. And as this is the last episode, let us say, thank you for all your support and for listening to us say dumb things for a whole year. We sincerely appreciate all of you! Keep subscribing to this feed to be the first to know about some projects we have coming just right around the corner. Until next time, get pitched or die trying! 01:01:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV and Film,Entertainment,Comedy,Pop CultureIt's the final episode of Unpitchable so we pull out all the stops to send this podcast into the great beyond. Join us for some fun, laughter, and our mutual dehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2017/01/07/unpitchable--infinity-melons--051Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2017/01/07/unpitchable--infinity-melons--051/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2017/01/07/unpitchable--infinity-melons--051Sat, 07 Jan 2017 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Infinity Melons - 051The gang discusses the path of dead celebrities 2016 left in its wake and we make our predictions the inevitable casualties we'll see in 2017. Nick brings a film about an island on the Mississippi and the terrors that await a group of overweight camp-goers. Tim pitches 5-6 movies of varying quality about a man with a mallet and his melons, a couple of forgetful security guards, a movie brought to you by Tostinos, and a mermaid who finds out everything isn't exactly as it seems. David takes us on an adventure with a few talking animals who like to "move it" in regards to their illicit products. 00:54:00Unpitchable PodcastnoComedy,TV and Film,Entertainment,Pop Culture,Clint EastwoodWe talk 2016's murder spree and the inevitable casualties of 2017, an island of obese terror and a mans hunt for revenge, Clint "Pizza Roll" Eastwood, Infinityhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/31/unpitchable--its-a-pitchiful-life--050Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/31/unpitchable--its-a-pitchiful-life--050/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/31/unpitchable--its-a-pitchiful-life--050Sat, 31 Dec 2016 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - It's a Pitchiful Life - 050A device gives us a peak at the alternate universe versions of the podcast and we get a grim look at what could have been had Unpitchable never been born. We experience the beautiful failure that is our romance advice podcast, we make a few lists about things, talk about grandmas, and rank them, and we help some poor startups whip their business ideas into shape. Special thanks to Meagan, Josh, and John Catania for their contributions on this episode. 00:55:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,NerdThe crew develops a device to let them see the alternate universe versions of the Unpitchable podcast and get's a grim look at what could have been had Unpitchahttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/24/unpitchable--on-pantser-on-belcher-on-danker-on-nixon--049Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/24/unpitchable--on-pantser-on-belcher-on-danker-on-nixon--049/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/24/unpitchable--on-pantser-on-belcher-on-danker-on-nixon--049Sat, 24 Dec 2016 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - On Pantser, on Belcher, on Danker, on Nixon! - 049Happy Holiday's from the Unpitchable crew! We start off our holiday by sitting back, sipping some warm hot chocolate, and creating our very own demented reindeer. Nick pitches a movie about a hunt for the perfect gift that gets just a little paranormal. Tim does his best to ruin as many Christmas movies as possible and brings: an invasion of reindeer, an MMA Santa, a Christmas train with a dark secret, and a man working with alien robots to get home before Thanksgiving. David brings a back-to-back special with a Shark who just wants to spread Christmas joy and a cop who must use every trick in the book to defend his home. 00:52:00Unpitchable PodcastnoComedy,Entertainment,Movies,TV & Film,Pop CultureWe talk Santa's rejected reindeer, our favorite Christmas movies, a paranormal hunt for the perfect toy, a Christmas train that can never stop, and a cop whosehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/17/unpitchable--ludacris-is-very-alive--048Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/17/unpitchable--ludacris-is-very-alive--048/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/17/unpitchable--ludacris-is-very-alive--048Sat, 17 Dec 2016 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Ludacris Is VERY Alive - 048The crew discusses their ideas on the most important last four words in the history of television and then we unintentionally do an all Fast and Furious episode. David brings a flick about a time traveler and his assistant bending time to keep a crew of racers from killing themselves. Nick gets curious about one mans love for his monkey and the eventual apocalypse caused by this misguided adoration. Tim explores the god-shaped hole in all illegal street racer's hearts in this Kirk Cameron original film. 01:02:00Unpitchable PodcastnoComedy,Entertainment,TV & Film,Pop Culture,MoviesWe talk Gilmore Girls, a fast and furious pair of time travelers, a street racing monkey and the zombie virus he will unleash, and living our lives one quarterhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/10/unpitchable--vape-powered-train--047Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/10/unpitchable--vape-powered-train--047/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/10/unpitchable--vape-powered-train--047Sat, 10 Dec 2016 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Vape Powered Train - 047The crew discusses Kevin Jamesgate and the killing machine he has become. We also play a game of Hollywood Frankenstein. Nick gets festive in a film about the real-life coal deficiency that pushes Kris Kringle to his breaking point. David pitches a flick that reveals the magic behind politics and we take a look at our grim VapePunk future. Tim brings a thrilling movie about underground baby fighting and another about a rapper's final answer.    00:51:00Unpitchable PodcastnoComedy,Movies,TV and Film,Entertainment,Pop CultureWe talk the very deadly Kevin James, Santa's breaking point, the magic of politics and the dark future that stems from it, Snoop's rise to game show fame, and whttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/03/unpitchable--put-a-shirt-on-that-dog--046Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/03/unpitchable--put-a-shirt-on-that-dog--046/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/12/03/unpitchable--put-a-shirt-on-that-dog--046Sat, 03 Dec 2016 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Put A Shirt On That Dog! - 046The crew talks Disney World and the amazing new rides that capture the feeling of grown-up torture that is the happiest place on earth. David explains away the mystery of the presidential election and details the rituals of self-impeachment. Tim pitches a film about a certain California governor's death and his terrifying and violent weightlifting journey. Nick brings a political drama about a not so unlikely candidate with a big plan for America and an even bigger ego. 00:58:00Unpitchable PodcastnoComedy,Movies,Entertainment,TV and Film,Pop CultureWe talk Disney, explain away the confusing election, a governor deadlifting in the afterlife, and a rappers rise to presidential greatness (probably).http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/26/unpitchable--the-best-of-the-worst-of-unpitchable-vol-2--045Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/26/unpitchable--the-best-of-the-worst-of-unpitchable-vol-2--045/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/26/unpitchable--the-best-of-the-worst-of-unpitchable-vol-2--045Sat, 26 Nov 2016 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Best of the Worst of Unpitchable Vol 2. - 045Happy Turkey Day from the Unpitchable crew! While we are out on holiday break, come relive the best of the worst moments of episodes 11 through 15: David and Tim lose it over bread puns, David reveals his murderous side through a weird app, Joe-Face is born, we discuss The Rock's very rare blood type, we explore Kanye West's true martial arts potential, and so much more! 00:41:00Unpitchable PodcastnoComedy,Movies,TV,Film,EntertainmentWe are out for Thanksgiving so we explore the best of the worst of episodes 11-15. Happy Turkey Day, chumps!http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/19/unpitchable--vine-diesel-rides-again--044Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/19/unpitchable--vine-diesel-rides-again--044/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/19/unpitchable--vine-diesel-rides-again--044Sat, 19 Nov 2016 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Vine Diesel Rides Again - 044The crew discusses the startling and unlikely results of the election. We also play a fun game of generator roulette and come up with some seriously bad movies. David brings a movie about traveling through space and living your life 6 seconds at a time. Tim tells the tale of a young boy trapped in a man's questionable movie roles.  00:45:00Unpitchable PodcastnoNic Cage,Movies,Roulette,improv,EntertainmentWe talk election winners, faster than light and the furious, Nicolas Cage and his adventures through some classic novels, and we play a really dumb gamehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/12/unpitchable--the-dark-ritual-of-prop-comedy--043Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/12/unpitchable--the-dark-ritual-of-prop-comedy--043/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/12/unpitchable--the-dark-ritual-of-prop-comedy--043Sat, 12 Nov 2016 06:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Dark Ritual of Prop Comedy - 043The crew talks 5th party candidates and which fictional president candidate they hope can become our commander-in-chief. We also discuss battling sausage, Dr. Strange, and cool science videos. Nick pitches a movie about the fastest man meeting the most furious men in an attempt to stop a terrorist plot. Tim plays wingman in a story about a red haired fellow using his 'prop' plane to take out an international menace. 00:44:00Unpitchable PodcastnoComedy,Entertainment,TV,Film,MoviesWe talk fictional presidential candidates, sausage battles, Dr. Strange, cool science videos, a fast man's fast friends, and a comedian who learns to fly.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/05/unpitchable--a-bunch-of-hongry-boys--042Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/05/unpitchable--a-bunch-of-hongry-boys--042/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/11/05/unpitchable--a-bunch-of-hongry-boys--042Sat, 05 Nov 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - A Bunch of Hongry Boys - 042The crew learns about the eerie NFL Indianapolis Occults. Nick brings a movie about a mudblood looking to help his son discover his true archaeology potential. David predicts a series of McFlurry related murders through the misuse of some poor Precogs. Tim pitches a film about a quick and angry group of stunt drivers learning to deal with their anger. 00:48:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Film,Comedy,EntertainmentWe talk the Indianapolis Occults and the dark ritual of the touchdown dance, driving angry, psychic ice cream, and whipping wizards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/29/unpitchable--the-blair-pitch-project--041-1Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/29/unpitchable--the-blair-pitch-project--041-1/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/29/unpitchable--the-blair-pitch-project--041-1Sat, 29 Oct 2016 15:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Blair Pitch Project - 041The crew gets in the holiday mood by talking like vampires and discussing their favorite horror movies. Nick scares us all with a film about three monsters fighting it out to be top loaf in a max-security prison. David brings a flick about camp councilors negligence and the clown who just wants his pasty, red-nosed revenge. Tim brings some spooky films involving: a lovable therapist turned into a horrible multidimensional monster, the greatest prank Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Kennedy ever pulled, and a few other disappointing ideas. 00:56:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Pop Culture,Comedy,FilmThe crew talks favorite horror movies, clown counselors, a scary medley of terror, and prison sandwiches.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/22/unpitchable--pastor-silly-graham--040Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/22/unpitchable--pastor-silly-graham--040/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/22/unpitchable--pastor-silly-graham--040Sat, 22 Oct 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Pastor Silly Graham - 040The crew discusses the merits of David as a monster slayer and the potential murderers who are listening to this episode AS WE SPEAK. Nick brings a film about maternal time-travelers and the sacrifices they make for our safety. David pitches a disaster flick about sentient lava with a goofy smile and things get a bit silly. Tim spins a tale about a Sasquatch who faces religious persecution all in the name of teaching a community how to dance. 00:55:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Pop Culture,FilmWe talk monster slaying, murderous listeners, mom's moonlighting as time-mercenaries, a volcano with a grin, and a Sasquatch that hopes the next leap will be thhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/15/unpitchable--are-you-down-with-the-clown--039Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/15/unpitchable--are-you-down-with-the-clown--039/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/15/unpitchable--are-you-down-with-the-clown--039Sat, 15 Oct 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Are You Down With The Clown? - 039The crew tells the tale of Clown Moses, talks clown commandments, and does their best to uphold the good name of clowning. Nick brings an actor back from the dead only to kill him again for the worlds funniest heist. David rocks us like a hurricane with his movie about a nightmare jester-storm. Tim pitches a film of a president in danger and only one team of arachnid bandito's can save him. 01:07:00Unpitchable PodcastnoComedy,Entertainment,TV,Movies,GeekWe talk clown commandments, resurrecting then killing Bobby B., a storm with red, squeaky shoes, and a crack team of spider wranglers.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/08/unpitchable--cenasaurus-rex-suplex--038Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/08/unpitchable--cenasaurus-rex-suplex--038/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/08/unpitchable--cenasaurus-rex-suplex--038Sat, 08 Oct 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Cenasaurus Rex Suplex - 038The crew talks about the importance of close toed shoes at night, how fun parkouring zombies can be, a hero so fast David still hasn’t seen him, and how rolling tiny dice isn’t as frustrating as it sounds.  David brings a prehistoric supernatural film that answers the age-old question:  Are there ghost dinosaurs?  Nick tells a tale straight out of a comic book about what happens when a creature of the night gets a new sidekick that has a filthy piano habit.  And Tim launches a movie into orbit about professional athlete who goes to space and forever changes civilization as we thought we knew it.  01:01:00Unpitchable Podcastnomovies,batman,groban,creed,apollo 13We talk about pro-wrestler-dinos, the flash, zombies, and space boxing.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/01/unpitchable--kanye-west-nile--037Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/01/unpitchable--kanye-west-nile--037/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/10/01/unpitchable--kanye-west-nile--037Sat, 01 Oct 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Kanye West-Nile - 037The crew talks football, we discover our spirit animals, and we discuss our healthy and perfectly normal fear of clowns. Nick kicks us off with a film about a toy who pays the ultimate price for selling on the wrong street corner and-- hold on, Imma let you finish but  David has one of the best movies of all time about a theme park created by a celebrity with a big ego and an even bigger penchant for crazy. Tim helps crack the mysteries of the Bible with the help of a hobbit-like creature with a gravelly voice.   00:56:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,EntertainmentWe talk killer clowns, Slinky Dog's demise, Kanye West's The Magic Kingdom, and a little man with a big plan to unearth the secrets hidden all around us.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/24/unpitchable--one-venti-hadron-collider-please--036Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/24/unpitchable--one-venti-hadron-collider-please--036/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/24/unpitchable--one-venti-hadron-collider-please--036Sat, 24 Sep 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - One Venti Hadron Collider, Please - 036The crew learns from Master Nicholas Cage about using 'verbal judo' on naked, leather jacket stealing, Fudgesicle eating home intruders. David pitches his film straight off a cliff and we talk about a band of misfits versus a band of puppets. Tim takes us on an exploration of the prison that is the human body and the criminals who will stop at nothing to destroy the brain of a beloved actor. Nick brings a film about a fat guy in a little dress and his overwhelming maternal instincts. 01:12:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,EntertainmentWe talk Nicholas Cage verbal Judo, Fraggle Rock racism, a prison of ab muscles, and one man's out-of-control motherly instincts.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/17/unpitchable--doc-bootstew--035Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/17/unpitchable--doc-bootstew--035/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/17/unpitchable--doc-bootstew--035Sat, 17 Sep 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Doc Bootstew - 035The crew talks Stranger Things and the strangest thing - a craigslist friendship. David brings a movie about a boxing murderer- um, I mean a movie about a boxer versus a murderer- er, well actually a movie about a fat serial killer? Nick spins a tale of a vagabond who must surgically augment himself with whatever is in his bindle in order to protect those he loves. Tim pitches a buddy cop film about sick bike jumps, dangerous dares, and fireworks mishaps.  00:55:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,EntertainmentWe talk craigslist friendships, apologies for sullying the great Stranger Things, fat serial killers, Gary Busey method acting as a hobo, and Steve-O's attempthttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/10/unpitchable--whalepiercer--034Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/10/unpitchable--whalepiercer--034/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/10/unpitchable--whalepiercer--034Sat, 10 Sep 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Whalepiercer - 034The crew is up late recording and somehow discusses the best salad dressing to pair with your illicit substances. Nick tells the tale of a rapper whose only crime is wanting to pimp out his jail cell. Tim brings us on a heist for the ultimate frozen beverage. David tells a whale of a tale about a young boy learning to deal with death. 00:46:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,Pop CultureWe talk putting babies to bed, adding hydraulics to everything, the delicious frozen beverage known as the 'Slorpee", and we crack-wise about whales.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/03/unpitchable--stunts-of-biblical-proportions--033Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/03/unpitchable--stunts-of-biblical-proportions--033/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/09/03/unpitchable--stunts-of-biblical-proportions--033Sat, 03 Sep 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Stunts of Biblical Proportions - 033The crew tries to raise funds to buy the holiest of artifacts: Jesus' motorcycle. Nick blows us away with a film about a man who braves hell to see his fiance and also there are tornadoes. David gets us lost on an island where the quickest and the angriest must race for their lives. Tim tells us the totally true, definitely not made up story about a swimmer and the verifiable, super true, true story of his murder. 01:01:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,Pop CultureWe talk holy artifacts, civil war tornadoes, the island of misfit car thieves, and Ryan Lochte's definitely true, totally a thing that happened murder.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/28/unpitchable--kathy-bates-queen-of-my-heart--032Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/28/unpitchable--kathy-bates-queen-of-my-heart--032/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/28/unpitchable--kathy-bates-queen-of-my-heart--032Sun, 28 Aug 2016 01:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Kathy Bates, Queen of My Heart - 032The crew gets word from the International Podcast Commission that they need to take podcasting more seriously. Nick has a divine revelation for us about gods punching each other. David pitches a film about a mechanical son and the dad who didn't know when to stop pushing his buttons. Tim brings a war hero out of retirement the protect the second most important kid in the world. 01:03:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,Pop CultureWe talk angry gods, angry robots, angry war heroes, our super-crush on Kathy Bates, Hellboy, and our limited understanding of Canadian government.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/20/unpitchable--the-rise-of-dr-nick--031Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/20/unpitchable--the-rise-of-dr-nick--031/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/20/unpitchable--the-rise-of-dr-nick--031Sat, 20 Aug 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Rise of Dr. Nick - 031The crew talk about DC's take on Oceans Eleven, Tim tries a questionable soda, and David ponders the vastness of space. Nick brings a movie that will put a song in your heart and a pillow under your head. David imbues a popular sitcom cast with secret assassin martial arts skills, and Tim tells a heavy tale about forgotten celebrities and their journey cross-country. 01:01:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,Pop CultureWe talk 2016 Rio Trash Olympics, Suicide Squad, No Man's Sky, Prince's ghost, Carlton's Martial Art Prowess, and Louie Anderson's eventual demise.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/13/unpitchable--jon-lovitz-is-a-monster--030Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/13/unpitchable--jon-lovitz-is-a-monster--030/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/13/unpitchable--jon-lovitz-is-a-monster--030Sat, 13 Aug 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Jon Lovitz Is A Monster - 030The crew forces David to record, on this, the day of his birth, and they talk about Stranger Things. David pitches a film about an 8-bit cop taking down a pill-popping, maze-crazed criminal. Tim brings a movie about the importance of attentive driving and finding friendship in the electoral forest. Nick narrowly threads the politically correct needle in his movie about a once beloved actor making a home for wayward comedians. 01:12:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,Pop CultureThe crew talks Stranger Things, 8-bit narcotics, POLITICS, and Adam Sandler's Inception.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/06/unpitchable--human-pottery--029Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/06/unpitchable--human-pottery--029/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/08/06/unpitchable--human-pottery--029Sat, 06 Aug 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Human Pottery - 029The crew is spiritually visited by a very special guest with a deep voice and a deeper propensity for sick stunts! Nick brings a bite-sized martial arts flick about facing your enemies on your own turf. Tim tells a story of ghosts who make pottery of the human variety and a baskteball star who can see beyond the veil. David uses every tool in his arsenal to make some overall-wearing little yellow guys suffer. 01:12:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Pop Culture,GeekWe talk xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, shrink rays, karate, morbid pottery, and using Minions as footwear.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/30/unpitchable--the-best-of-the-worst-of-unpitchable-vol-1--028Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/30/unpitchable--the-best-of-the-worst-of-unpitchable-vol-1--028/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/30/unpitchable--the-best-of-the-worst-of-unpitchable-vol-1--028Sat, 30 Jul 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Best of the Worst of Unpitchable Vol. 1 - 028The gang put together a special episode this week, mainly because we couldn't be bothered to leave our Yachts to go record. Come relive some of our favorite moments, goofs, and hilarious mistakes. Nick eats an Oreo during a live recording to the chagrin of the entire cast. David coins possibly the greatest presidential campaign slogan in history. Tim discuss the Venn Diagram for pizza and therapy and this crossover's business potential. 00:30:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Film,Pop CultureShort pitch : Come relive our favorite goofs, mistakes, and schemes from the first 10 episodes of Unpitchable. You will be disappointed.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/23/unptichable--mmmbop-not-even-once--027Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/23/unptichable--mmmbop-not-even-once--027/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/23/unptichable--mmmbop-not-even-once--027Sat, 23 Jul 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnptichable - Mmmbop, Not Even Once - 027The crew gets some actual exercise because of a stupid phone game. David pits a boy with a knack for improvised weaponry against two full grown men on a night that only comes around once a year. Tim pitches a film about perfect pitch and calls men who were once boys out of retirement to bust a drug ring. Nick gets scared straight in his film involving a nightmare monster going undercover and the addictive power of one-hit wonders. 01:08:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Pop Culture,GeekWe talk Pokemon Go, improvised weaponry, boy bands, and the man-boy-god known only as Jonathon Taylor Thomashttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/16/unpitchable--lets-touch-teeth--026Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/16/unpitchable--lets-touch-teeth--026/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/16/unpitchable--lets-touch-teeth--026Sat, 16 Jul 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Let's Touch Teeth - 026The crew talks about a dark fast-food ritual even Cthulhu can't condone, their shared favorite podcast, the magic of GTA 5, and you won't believe their other topic: listen to find out. Nick brings a movie that appeals to at least half of all people; David re-imagines a Bible story with jerky, dinosaur drugs, and muscle oil; and Tim injects high-octane thrills into a classic complete with extreme serf boarding, school hi-jinks, and the struggles of trying to fit in with rich kids. 01:09:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Pop Culture,GeekWe talk devastating food choices, cop budget (and body) cuts, a culture of weaponized animals and beef jerky based weapons, serf boarding, and Gary Busey teeth.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/09/unpitchable--the-annexation-of-pacific-rim--025Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/09/unpitchable--the-annexation-of-pacific-rim--025/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/09/unpitchable--the-annexation-of-pacific-rim--025Sat, 09 Jul 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Annexation of Pacific Rim - 025The crew discusses mystical Cheeto dusted fast food. Tim takes us on a walk to an underworld dog racing league. Nick throws a Hail Mary in this film about kids stepping on the gridiron and probably not stepping off of it. David takes a bite out of your childhood in a movie about zombie deer, zombie men, and tainted corn. 01:01:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMac and Cheetos,Movies,Zombie Deer,Comedy,BaseballWe talk Mac N' Cheetos, kids vs. linebackers, dogs riding skateboards, and zombie deer.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/02/unpitchable--yer-a-mobster-harry--024Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/02/unpitchable--yer-a-mobster-harry--024/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/07/02/unpitchable--yer-a-mobster-harry--024Sat, 02 Jul 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Yer a mobster, Harry! - 024The crew tries desperately to define #Brexit with little success. David pitches a film about a zoo, a keeper, and a rappers efforts to hotbox a gorilla to save lives. Tim concludes (for real this time) the Matt Damon/Damon Wayans saga in a film about two men, bound by fate (and surgery) surviving the zombie apocalypse. Nick casts a spell about a school of witchcraft and wizardry and student debt run by the mob. 01:04:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMoves,TV,Comedy,Entertainment,TV and FilmWe talk #brexit, buying a zoo and then fighting the animals within, cartwheel-fighting a horde of zombies, and a debt not even a wizard could make disappear.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/25/unpitchable--the-dadisode--023Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/25/unpitchable--the-dadisode--023/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/25/unpitchable--the-dadisode--023Sat, 25 Jun 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Dadisode - 023We talk bad candy, how we plan for each other to die, and that dads come in all shapes and sizes in this Dadisode! Nick pitches a film about poor planning by a rich man to teach his rich son how to be poor. David forges from steel a film about robots made of junk playing a friendly game of putt-putt. Tim drops a film about a round man, a skeleton man, and a buff man who must save a baby from some clever girls. 00:59:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Entertainment,TV and FilmWe talk rich dads, poor dads, robot dads, and having 3 dads in this episode of Unpitchable!http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/18/unpitchable--rock-the-boat-dont-rock-the-boat--022Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/18/unpitchable--rock-the-boat-dont-rock-the-boat--022/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/18/unpitchable--rock-the-boat-dont-rock-the-boat--022Sat, 18 Jun 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Rock, The Boat. Don't Rock, The Boat - 022The crew talks living in a taco-state and making chalupas great again, in-opportune seizures, and a neat podcast. Nick pitches a sweet film, but doesn't candy coat the deaths in this morality play. Tim stears us into deep water with a film about a solid boat and a not-so-solid timeline.  David brings us to the origin of methanjellomine and the lengths to which a postman will go to give his son the Christmas he always wanted.  01:21:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,tags,The Rock,Comedy,Fake MoviesWe talk Taco Bell for president, siezing in the spirit, a chocolate coated horror movie, a muscular boat, and a comedian that breaks bad.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/11/unpitchable--unblarted-territory--021Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/11/unpitchable--unblarted-territory--021/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/11/unpitchable--unblarted-territory--021Sat, 11 Jun 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Unblarted Territory - 021The crew talks throat punching demons, the surprising effectiveness of chicken hats, and the healing powers of Wizard Soda and Chris Pratt's voice.  As you may have guessed from the title, this episode is all about the man, the myth, the mall cop: Paul Blart.  That's right, it's a Blartisode.  David segue's into a few Blart flicks that will break your Blart. Tim brings true Blartistry with his films that star our lovable friend, Paul "The Blart" Blart. Nick opens up the vault and releases silent but deadly Blarts that only want destruction.  At Unpitchable, we pride ourselves as the #1 source of prime Blartquel material.  So from our Blart to yours, we hope you enjoy this Blartastrophe. (Will somebody send this in to Guinness and see if we won the award for most times "Blart" is used in a paragraph?) 00:51:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Entertainment,TV and FilmOh, the Blartmanity, it's the first ever Blartisode! We talk video games, good soda, and we pitch more Blarts than any human mind can contain!http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/04/unpitchable--mountain-dew-kill-cam-with-josh-catania--020Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/04/unpitchable--mountain-dew-kill-cam-with-josh-catania--020/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/06/04/unpitchable--mountain-dew-kill-cam-with-josh-catania--020Sat, 04 Jun 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Mountain Dew Kill Cam with Josh Catania - 020The crew is joined by friend of the show, Josh Catania. We discuss bands with names too concise, apps to play when you're sick, and a book that is pretty metal. Nick navigates the slippery slope of fighting for your life in post-Olympic death gauntlet. Tim tells us about a deserted wasteland where two idiots enter, one idiot leaves. David brings current events to their logical conclusion in a tale of a nation hunting one of the worlds most notorious enemies. Josh pitches a scared-straight program with a monster of a twist. 00:59:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV and Film,Comedy,Pop Culture,GeekWe talk a losers death gauntlet, the scream that birthed of Pauly Shore, a literal fight for the presidency, and a monster scared-straight program. Joined by Johttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/28/unpitchable--holy-ghost-karate--019Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/28/unpitchable--holy-ghost-karate--019/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/28/unpitchable--holy-ghost-karate--019Sat, 28 May 2016 18:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Holy Ghost Karate - 019The crew discusses a Disney run governemnt, Suicde Squad pants troubles, and Kevin James' new TV show. David brings a movie about automotive anger that will drive you to school bus related murder. Tim tells a tale of a giant man who suplexes his way into a childs heart. Nick pitches a heart-warming film about finding faith and using your butt-kicking talents for the good of the church. 01:04:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV and Film,Comedy,Pop Culture,GeekThe crew talks Micky Mouse for president, suicide squad, driving under the influence of hunger, a gentle giant from space, and a born again trained killer.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/20/unpitchable--old-people-scrimshaw--018Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/20/unpitchable--old-people-scrimshaw--018/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/20/unpitchable--old-people-scrimshaw--018Fri, 20 May 2016 05:30:00 GMTUnpitchable - Old People Scrimshaw - 018The guys share their thoughts on a fearful gallery of rogues, nocturnal meetings on the fence, and expressive eyebrows. Tim delivers a powerful story of one man, his water, and the power it possesses. Nick pitches a plot that really gets to the heart of psychic gambling and what's right and wrong. David spins a tale of two men just trying to stop old people scrimshaw from being a "thing", and unearths an old hero. 01:03:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Entertainment,TV and FilmWe talk creepy McDonalds mascots, a Gatorade-based super soldier serum, psychic brothers with gambling issues, and old people wrestling.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/14/unpitchable--the-great-grand-slam-in-the-sky--017Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/14/unpitchable--the-great-grand-slam-in-the-sky--017/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/14/unpitchable--the-great-grand-slam-in-the-sky--017Sat, 14 May 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Great Grand Slam in the Sky - 017The crew talks about the church of the Denny's and the spiritual breakfast that binds us all together as a species, a clock that flexes you directly out of bed, and supernatural children's shows. Nick brings a well-rounded film about the very real threat of time travel obesity. David picks out a listener suggested film that will slam dunk the demons away. Tim tells the story of a man with a particular set of skills saving a reality TV icon. 00:42:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Entertainment,TV and FilmWe talk out-of-shape time travelers, Denny's worship, sick dunks, and a wedding cake fiasco.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/07/unpitchable--fat-suit-iron-man--016Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/07/unpitchable--fat-suit-iron-man--016/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/05/07/unpitchable--fat-suit-iron-man--016Sat, 07 May 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Fat Suit Iron Man - 016The crew talks about why grandparents are scary, how to correctly address a bear, and why David is disappointed in his mummy. Nick creates a reality-tv virus that threatens to move the def-con alert to Spray-Tan Orange.  David pitches a movie that teaches us that heroes come in all shapes and sizes… And Iron Man suits do in fact come in XXL. Tim imagines a world where some people still write checks and gives us a protagonist with a very specific victim complex. 00:45:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Entertainment,TV and FilmWe talk bear whispering, a reality TV star turned virus, corpulent grandmothers, and dolla dolla bills ya'll!http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/30/unpitchable--the-people-vs-shane-murphy--015Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/30/unpitchable--the-people-vs-shane-murphy--015/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/30/unpitchable--the-people-vs-shane-murphy--015Sat, 30 Apr 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - The People Vs. Shane Murphy - 015The crew is legally obligated to mention our guest, Shane Murphy. We discuss the attractiveness of hay, Jedi chakras and the clothing decisions of the force-inclined. Our legally required guest host, Shane, brings a movie about equality in a time of violence and destruction. David pitches a film about two unlikely forces of good coming together in this fight-or-flight flick. Tim hits the streets in a murder mystery and break dances our fear away. Nick walks the dog all over a conspiracy and uncovers what the Illuminati has hidden in a scrapbook for years. 00:46:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Fake Sequels,EntertainmentWe have a guest who we are legally required to act like we like. We spit game about equality, airplane hijinx, dabbing, and the Illuminati.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/23/unpitchable--blood-type-swole--014Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/23/unpitchable--blood-type-swole--014/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/23/unpitchable--blood-type-swole--014Sat, 23 Apr 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Blood Type Swole+ - 014The crew discusses their theories about the marvel universe, teen movies and Tim tries to sell a bone-breaking business idea. Nick brings a flick about two friends, seemingly (and physically) conjoined by their love of fast cars and weightlifting. David swims upstream in a riverboat casino heist. Tim recovers an artifact even top men couldn't keep secret. 00:46:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Fake Sequels,EntertainmentWe talk about an unlikely pairing of buff gentlemen, scuttling a ship for cold, hard, soggy cash, and we uncover a priceless relic.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/16/unpitchable--the-ballad-of-joe-face--013Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/16/unpitchable--the-ballad-of-joe-face--013/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/16/unpitchable--the-ballad-of-joe-face--013Sat, 16 Apr 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - The Ballad of Joe-Face - 013The guys get into a heated discussion about "Joe-Face" and how he came to be while Tim lets us in on some farming secrets.  David invites you back into a Disney Channel Original movie with some SOUL but adds some Hate into the mix for good measure, Tim completes (maybe?) a tragic saga while reminding us that "Dude Looks Like A Lady" is classic, and Nick reminds us that not all clubs are fun in his take on post-apocalyptic child-care options. 00:42:00Unpitchable PodcastnoMovies,TV,Comedy,Fake Sequels,EntertainmentWe talk about soul/hate relationships, the timelessness of Aerosmith, and raising your kids in the apocalypse.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/09/unpitchable-slaughtcar-or-vigilantism-thy-name-is-nick--012Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/09/unpitchable-slaughtcar-or-vigilantism-thy-name-is-nick--012/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/09/unpitchable-slaughtcar-or-vigilantism-thy-name-is-nick--012Sat, 09 Apr 2016 11:56:04 GMTUnpitchable -SlaughtCar, or Vigilantism Thy Name Is Nick - 012The crew explores the secret world of the Miitomo murders and gives a play-by-play of a slap fight between the world's two greatest heroes. David plays a classic gag and releases a rodent onto a school campus for his amusement, Tim learns that true love wears many, many, terrifying masks. Nick tells us about three elements of unbridled power in an ultimate showdown.  00:55:00Unpitchable PodcastnoThe crew explores the secret world of the Miitomo murders and gives a play-by-play of a slap fight between the world's two greatest heroes. David plays a classihttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/02/unpitchable--i-loaf-you--011Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/02/unpitchable--i-loaf-you--011/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/04/02/unpitchable--i-loaf-you--011Sat, 02 Apr 2016 06:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - I Loaf You - 011The crew talks Daredevil and has a life changing experience with a magical form of rock 'n roll. David asks our politicians hard political questions about fiscal responsibility. Tim tells us about the greatest wizard of all. Nick sends a love letter with a dark twist. 00:45:00Unpitchable PodcastnoThe crew talks Daredevil and has a life changing experience with a magical form of rock 'n roll. David asks our politicians hard political questions about fiscahttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/26/unpitchable--origins--010Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/26/unpitchable--origins--010/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/26/unpitchable--origins--010Sat, 26 Mar 2016 05:00:00 GMTUnpitchable - Origins - 010The crew talks Gilmore Girls depression, finding a new room under your house, and they pitch the films that started this train wreck. David talks about the very angry elephant in the room. Tim gives two starving actors starring roles in a dark karaoke bar. Nick puts a spiritual twist on a larger-than-life film. 00:47:00Unpitchable PodcastnoThe crew talks Gilmore Girls depression, finding a new room under your house, and they pitch the films that started this train wreck. David talks about the veryhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/19/unpitchable--overlord-of-the-underworld--009Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/19/unpitchable--overlord-of-the-underworld--009/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/19/unpitchable--overlord-of-the-underworld--009Sat, 19 Mar 2016 04:01:00 GMTUnpitchable - OverLord of the UnderWorld - 009The crew discusses the secret ancient art of soccer with cars and plays a quote game. Nick fights for his right to party and pitches a user-submitted movie about a certain Disney princess learning to deal with her in-laws. David ruins a childhood comic for the sake of comedy. Tim tells a spooky story about a wife, some kids, and the tormented soul of a TV star. 00:44:00Unpitchable Podcastnocomedy,movies,fakeThe crew discusses the secret ancient art of soccer with cars and plays a quote game. Nick fights for his right to party and pitches a user-submitted movie abouhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/12/unpitchable--its-a-small-world--008Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/12/unpitchable--its-a-small-world--008/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/12/unpitchable--its-a-small-world--008Sat, 12 Mar 2016 15:52:48 GMTUnpitchable - It's A Small World - 008The crew finds an interesting(?) internet theory and talks about that tense moment before betrayal in The Division. Nick talks about extraterrestrial assimilation and waxes philosophically about batman getting old. David brings two movies together to discover a dark secret underneath your favorite mouse's theme park. Tim asks how strong the bonds of friendship can be in space and wonders if someone unfunny on earth can be funny on mars.00:41:00Unpitchable PodcastnoThe crew finds an interesting(?) internet theory and talks about that tense moment before betrayal in The Division. Nick talks about extraterrestrial assimilatihttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/05/unpitchable--blobbed-into-the-sun--007Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/05/unpitchable--blobbed-into-the-sun--007/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/03/05/unpitchable--blobbed-into-the-sun--007Sat, 05 Mar 2016 06:42:57 GMTUnpitchable - Blobbed into the Sun - 007The crew discusses some movie theories that stretch the imagination and develop some undeniably good business plans. Tim reveals a presidential prophesy that is a punch to the gut. Nick pitches a well-rounded film idea with a grizzly ending. David's movie has a few thrills, some peaks and valleys, but still falls a little short.00:48:00Unpitchable PodcastnoThe crew discusses some movie theories that stretch the imagination and develop some undeniably good business plans. Tim reveals a presidential prophesy that ishttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/27/unpitchable--b-is-for-banana--006Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/27/unpitchable--b-is-for-banana--006/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/27/unpitchable--b-is-for-banana--006Sat, 27 Feb 2016 04:28:17 GMTUnpitchable - "B" is for Banana - 006The crew has all the details you'll ever need about the Quesalupa. David bends the calendar to his will for a pitch and shows up late for the apeisode. Nick is super judgmental about a certain robotic movie franchise. Tim pitches a two-faced tale and his fear of babies and lords combine.00:39:00Unpitchable PodcastnoThe crew has all the details you'll ever need about the Quesalupa. David bends the calendar to his will for a pitch and shows up late for the apeisode. Nick ishttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/19/unpitchable--the-logistics-of-lava-surfing--005Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/19/unpitchable--the-logistics-of-lava-surfing--005/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/19/unpitchable--the-logistics-of-lava-surfing--005Fri, 19 Feb 2016 20:51:07 GMTUnpitchable - The Logistics of Lava Surfing - 005Our microphone finally called us back and we patched things up, so our sound quality is back to normal. Nick pitches a movie about math problems and transcendence. Tim imagines an epic battle between horrible space monsters and invisible hunters. David tries to create a new extreme sport.00:48:00Unpitchable PodcastnoOur microphone finally called us back and we patched things up, so our sound quality is back to normal. Nick pitches a movie about math problems and transcendehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/14/unpitchable--a-test-of-your-commitment--004Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/14/unpitchable--a-test-of-your-commitment--004/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/14/unpitchable--a-test-of-your-commitment--004Sun, 14 Feb 2016 23:14:43 GMTUnpitchable - A Test of Your Commitment - 004Recorded on a tin can and some string for your listening pleasure! David haunts a TV show cast for his own entertainment. Nick embraces a new life as a fighter with arms wide open. Tim takes down an an evil clown drug lord with his four-legged friend. Links for Episode 4: http://coldcasecameron.com/ (we're sorry we did this too you)00:33:00Unpitchable PodcastnoRecorded on a tin can and some string for your listening pleasure! David haunts a TV show cast for his own entertainment. Nick embraces a new life as a fighterhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/06/unpitchable--the-trigger-word-is-blood-mist-punch--003Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/06/unpitchable--the-trigger-word-is-blood-mist-punch--003/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/06/unpitchable--the-trigger-word-is-blood-mist-punch--003Sat, 06 Feb 2016 05:06:55 GMTUnpitchable - The Trigger Word is Blood Mist Punch - 00302/06/2016 - The guys talk about a tropical fighting style and eat a really bad thing. Tim pitches a film about dating secure women, David talks about the pressure of job interviews, and Nick reboots a quacky movie with a twist?.00:38:00Unpitchable Podcastno02/06/2016 - The guys talk about a tropical fighting style and eat a really bad thing. Tim pitches a film about dating secure women, David talks about the preshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/06/unpitchable--the-second-apeisode--002Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/06/unpitchable--the-second-apeisode--002/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/06/unpitchable--the-second-apeisode--002Sat, 06 Feb 2016 05:00:16 GMTUnpitchable - The Second Apeisode - 00201/30/16 The Unpitchable crew hold the first annual Apeisode. Nick creates a movie monster. David kills off a team of ghost hunters. Tim solves a court case with face punching. The crew also apologizes for everything ever. Also, SSSAAAMMMMMMM00:31:00Unpitchable Podcastno01/30/16 The Unpitchable crew hold the first annual Apeisode. Nick creates a movie monster. David kills off a team of ghost hunters. Tim solves a court case withttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/06/unpitchable--first-blood--001Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/06/unpitchable--first-blood--001/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/unpitchable/2016/02/06/unpitchable--first-blood--001Sat, 06 Feb 2016 04:48:07 GMTUnpitchable - First Blood - 00101/23/16 - The crew finds out what it feels like to be real life podcasters in the very first episode of the Unpitchable Podcast! David brings us on a whimsical journey through a familiar fantasy setting where we learn the true meaning of Christmas. Nick teaches us about a hidden romantic subplot in a popular movie franchise. Tim takes us on a time travel adventure to erase a celebrity from history itself.00:34:00Unpitchable Podcastno01/23/16 - The crew finds out what it feels like to be real life podcasters in the very first episode of the Unpitchable Podcast! David brings us on a whimsica