So, every year, you make a contract of sorts with your body and brain— You call it a resolution. And every year, you up the ante. For what? Let me see… Last year, you were going to run a 10K. Didn’t happen! The year before that you were going to lose 10 pounds every month (which, by the way, is reasonable), so that by the summer you were going to lose 60 pounds and change the game. Goose Eggs! This year, you decided you weren’t going to make a resolution at all, but instead would just quietly lull your body into a false sense of security before fully pouncing with your new plan to do cardio for an hour every day while eating no carbs.