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Hr1 Nerf dart gun at school will get you expelled or suspended. Why? Because “Anything readily capable of lethal use or inflicting serious bodily injury” is prohibited on campus. Right... because so many LETHAL and SERIOUS bodily injuries have occurred as a result of FOAM darts. Ridiculous!
Man-on-the-street crazies say John Boehner should resign because of deflate-gate. People won't say "I don't know!" CLUELESS!
Xander Gibb talks about Political Ideology of Subterfuge: If we get them all to hate each other, they won't notice what we're doing over here. It's Xandermonium!
Teacher apologizes for banning faith from inspirational assignment. Lesson...you CAN be inspired by your religion! And if they try to stop you, make some noise. We still have the 1st Amendment!
Hr2 Monday is Memorial Day... not Nat'l BBQ Day. Remember our fallen warriors. Thank their families. Make the call!
Baltimore thugs burn down house with cerebral palsy child's life-saving equipment in it. Where's his justice?
Free the nipple protest. What more is there to say?
Hr3 International language barriers. Sometimes you need a translation.
UCLA student government hosts “ Panel” event to “Get an inside look into the adult film industry from the stars themselves.” Because kids in college should consider a future in the industry, right? WRONG!
Do we really need (want) weed-infused K-cups? We're in so much trouble.
Don't forget Memorial Day!
Have you had your healthy dose of reality lately?
