My 600 pound death

Great job America! You have made the mediocrity olympics real and guess what? You get the gold. Look! Look at that America it's a medal! It's a gold one just for all of you. The shiny bacon... glimmering in a tub of butter and you devoured all of it. In the age of medical breakthroughs and modern convenience it was you, who discovered a way to live a shorter lifespan than any previous generation. Great jaaaahb peeeople. And someone video taped it. They fucking recorded all of that bull shit and made a pitch to the fucking learning channel and ....you know what? They bought it! They bought it all.. beacuase they'll fucking buy anything. It's a retard dystopian fire sale baby and da roof is on fire! Praise the lord