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NEW AGE BOXING PODCAST-"AJ GETS A PASTING"

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THE "NEW AGE BOXING PODCAST" ON THE TEAM LEFTJAB UNITED RADIO NETWORK!

"Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to be a boxer, so he gave up dealing drugs and embarked on a career in boxing. One day he won a world championship when a bum came to town, he was SO bad and stupid, his shorts had to be sprayed on because he didn't know his size.
Anyway, with his new championship he embarked on a quest to be a billionaire (because that was now really important for some reason and he decided he didn't really like boxing after all; he liked giving lectures in restaurants).
One day another champion said "lets find out who is the best" and the champion said "only for LOTS of MONEY" (because, remember, THAT was the most important thing) and the other champion said "OK, I'll give you LOTS of money" and the champion said "No" because now money wasn't important for some reason. NOW, he wanted easy and fun fights, for a little bit of money doing boxing.

Along came a fat potato and this fat potato said "I'll fight you, but I want to take drugs too"
"No way" said the champion, I'll fight an even BIGGER potato and so he did..
And the big fat potato said during the fight, "Do you like fighting?" and the champion said "Not really".. The potato then said "How important is the money?" and the champion said "Not this important.." The potato then said "Do you want it easy?" the champion said "Oh yes please.." and the potato said "Then just go to sleep.." and the champion slumped on the ropes and went to sleep..

We also talk about the unrelated AJ v Ruiz bout."

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