http://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytakeGrown people talk from grown ass men (who like to make immature jokes at every opportunity). Everything from Sports, politics, current events and more jokes. Lots of jokes. enBlogTalkRadio.com. All Rights Reserved.Sat, 15 Jun 2019 02:30:00 GMTWed, 18 Sep 2013 03:00:00 GMTComedyBlogTalkRadio Feed v2.0https://dasg7xwmldix6.cloudfront.net/hostpics/545dcfb1-1a9f-4822-8feb-523823e77bd8_suck_my_take_logo.jpghttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytakeGrown people talk from grown ass men (who like to make immature jokes at every opportunity). Everything from Sports, politics, current events and more jokes. Lots of jokes. feeds@blogtalkradio.comBlogTalkRadio.comcomedy,sports,music,sex,booze,drinking,cool shit,football,hip hop,humorSuckMyTakenoGrown people talk from grown ass men (who like to make immature jokes at every opportunity). Everything from Sports, politics, current events and more jokes. Loepisodichttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2013/09/18/episode-2Sportshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2013/09/18/episode-2/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2013/09/18/episode-2Wed, 18 Sep 2013 03:00:00 GMTEpisode 2 Back again for the first time...00:31:00SuckMyTakenoBama,TAMU,SEC,CFB,College FootballBack again for the first time...http://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2013/09/11/smt-returns-with-a-new-additionSportshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2013/09/11/smt-returns-with-a-new-addition/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2013/09/11/smt-returns-with-a-new-additionWed, 11 Sep 2013 03:00:00 GMTSMT returns with a new addition!The SuckMyTake crew is back (partially) and with a new addition/secret special guest. Who? You'll have to listen to find out!!00:30:00SuckMyTakenoCollege Football,Alabama,TAMU,Oklahoma State,LonghornsThe SuckMyTake crew is back (partially) and with a new addition/secret special guest. Who? You'll have to listen to find out!!http://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/02/08/suck-my-take-special-editon-travis-and-slap-give-a-fckComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/02/08/suck-my-take-special-editon-travis-and-slap-give-a-fck/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/02/08/suck-my-take-special-editon-travis-and-slap-give-a-fckWed, 08 Feb 2012 04:00:00 GMTSuck My Take Special Editon: Travis and Slap Give a F^CK     I hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happier than when just a f^cking joke gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios.     We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to GrenadeSalad's chagrin.       ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****       Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded.00:46:00SuckMyTakenocomedy,sports,profanity,sex,boozeI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer,http://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/02/01/suck-my-take-special-additon-travis-and-slap-give-a-fckComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/02/01/suck-my-take-special-additon-travis-and-slap-give-a-fck/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/02/01/suck-my-take-special-additon-travis-and-slap-give-a-fckWed, 01 Feb 2012 04:00:00 GMTSuck My Take Special Editon: Travis and Slap Give a F^CKI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happier than when just a f^cking joke gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios.  We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to GrenadeSalad's chagrin.      ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****      Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded.00:28:00SuckMyTakenoComedy,profanity,sports,sex,boozeI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happierhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/01/18/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/01/18/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischer/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/01/18/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerWed, 18 Jan 2012 04:00:00 GMTSuckMyTake with Hosts: GrenadeSalad & Backhand Bobby FischerI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happier than when just a f^cking joke gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios. We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to GrenadeSalad's chagrin.   ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****   Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded. 00:45:00SuckMyTakenoBooze,Sports,Music,Cool Shit,SexI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happierhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/01/11/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/01/11/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischer/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/01/11/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerWed, 11 Jan 2012 04:00:00 GMTSuckMyTake with Hosts: GrenadeSalad & Backhand Bobby Fischer   I hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happier than when just a f^cking joke gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios. We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to GrenadeSalad's chagrin.   ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****   Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded. 00:45:00SuckMyTakenoBooze,Sports,Music,Cool Shit,SexI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/01/04/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/01/04/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischer/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2012/01/04/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerWed, 04 Jan 2012 04:00:00 GMTSuckMyTake with Hosts: GrenadeSalad & Backhand Bobby Fischer   I hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happier than when just a f^cking joke gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios. We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to GrenadeSalad's chagrin.   ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****   Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded. 00:36:00SuckMyTakenoBooze,Sports,Music,Cool Shit,SexI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/12/28/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/12/28/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischer/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/12/28/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerWed, 28 Dec 2011 04:00:00 GMTSuckMyTake with Hosts: GrenadeSalad & Backhand Bobby Fischer   I hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happier than when just a f^cking joke gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios. We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to GrenadeSalad's chagrin.   ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****   Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded. 00:46:00SuckMyTakenoBooze,Sports,Music,Cool Shit,SexI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/12/21/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/12/21/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischer/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/12/21/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerWed, 21 Dec 2011 04:00:00 GMTSuckMyTake with Hosts: GrenadeSalad & Backhand Bobby Fischer   I hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes SuckMyTake-hosts Travis (GrenadeSalad) and Greg (Backhand Bobby Fischer) happier than when just a f^cking jokes gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios. We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to Travis' chagrin.   ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****   Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded. 00:46:00SuckMyTakenoBooze,Sports,Music,Cool Shit,PussyI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes SuckMyTake-hosts Travis (GrenadeSalad) and Greg (Backhand Bobbyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/30/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/30/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischer/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/30/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerWed, 30 Nov 2011 04:00:00 GMTSuckMyTake with Hosts: GrenadeSalad & Backhand Bobby Fischer   I hope youre easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts Travis (GrenadeSalad) and Greg (Backhand Bobby Fischer) happier than when nothing just a f^cking joke gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios. We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to Travis' chagrin.   ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****   Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded. 00:46:00SuckMyTakenoBooze,Sports,Music,Cool Shit,SexI hope youre easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts Travis (GrenadeSalad) and Greg (Backhand Bobbhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/23/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/23/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischer/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/23/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerWed, 23 Nov 2011 04:00:00 GMTSuckMyTake with Hosts: GrenadeSalad & Backhand Bobby Fischer   I hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, happier than when just a f^cking joke gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios.   We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to GrenadeSalad's chagrin.   ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****   Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded.00:46:00SuckMyTakenoBooze,Sports,Music,Cool Shit,SexI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts, GrenadeSalad and Backhand Bobby Fischer, haphttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/16/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/16/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischer/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/16/suckmytake-with-hosts-grenadesalad-backhand-bobby-fischerWed, 16 Nov 2011 04:00:00 GMTSuckMyTake with Hosts: GrenadeSalad & Backhand Bobby Fischer   I hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts Travis (GrenadeSalad) and Greg (Backhand Bobby Fischer) happier than when nothing just a f^cking jokes gets some dewsh all pissy and upset. F^ck You. And F^ck blogtalkradio for censoring our own G0d d@mn bios. We'll talk about the plethora of topics that interest us, booze, music, sex, sports, entertainment (including strippers) the infinite number of dumbf^cks we encounter every day and sometimes Backhand Bobby slips in politics, much to Travis' chagrin.   ****CALL IN F^CKERS!!****   Our mission is to bring unfiltered, real, probably booze-convoluted, Takes about whatever the f^ck we want, and that you want. Just make sure what you got to say isn't wack sh!t or we will cuss your @ss out and hang up on you while we laugh. <---- We LOVE those people, PLEASE call in if your f^cking Ret*rded. 00:46:00SuckMyTakenoBooze,Sports,Music,Cool Shit,SexI hope your easily offended, that would make our day, you worthless c0cksucker; Nothing makes The show's hosts Travis (GrenadeSalad) and Greg (Backhand Bobbyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/09/suck-my-takeComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/09/suck-my-take/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/11/09/suck-my-takeWed, 09 Nov 2011 04:00:00 GMTSuckMyTake Sexual Harassment Seminar: No means 25 to Life A new night and a Special Public Service Announcement: Sexual Harassment, Its a game: learn how to win. With the rampant Sexual Harassment cases (Or SexHar for short, and most sexual harassment IS short right? I mean, if you have to force people into sex you probably shoots your load quicker than that dude who shot JFK) .... .... What were we talking about? Oh, right assholes without game, pederasts, and lying walking talking blackhole vaginas.    I digress, With all the SexHar in the news SMT wants to provide in depth analysis how to win the chess game of sweaty boss sex and exxagerated libel.    We will lay out the rules to determine the fine line of SexHar before you cross it and what to do when that blackmailing buttf^cked (it was SO consensual!) b!t(h slanders you with sodomy protests to the authoroties.  Dont get caught with your pants down again, Tune in and get the pros advice how to dodge civil suits and cleveland steamroll that admin at work. The one that youre not sure keeps glancing at you seductively or if your just staring at her nonstop 9 hours a day and she is about to mace you 00:30:00SuckMyTakenoHeman Cain,Paterno,Jerry Sandusky,Banging Co-Workers,Spermicidal JellyA new night and a Special Public Service Announcement: Sexual Harassment, Its a game: learn how to win. With the rampant Sexual Harassment cases (Or SexHar fhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/31/suck-my-takeComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/31/suck-my-take/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/31/suck-my-takeMon, 31 Oct 2011 03:00:00 GMTSUCK MY TAKE Tonight on the show we discuss   the best ways to hide from our bookie because the Aggie choke more than people with oxegen allergies Kegger At #Schmidttys including people stuffing grimy keg tap spouts into some poor schmucks face, sneaking meth addicts, and whoever it was that left the guest bathroom toilet looking like a portapoty from a construction site. Who knows what else will get discussed, call in ers 00:31:00SuckMyTakenoAggies,Party,keg stands,Poker,Stickiest of the IckiestTonight on the show we discuss   the best ways to hide from our bookie because the Aggie choke more than people with oxegen allergies Kegger At #Schmidttyshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/24/suck-my-takeComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/24/suck-my-take/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/24/suck-my-takeMon, 24 Oct 2011 03:00:00 GMTSUCK MY TAKE Tonight on the show we discus The best ways to hide from our bookie because the Aggie choke more than people with oxegen allergies Kegger At #Schmidttys including people stuffing grimy keg tap spouts into some poor schmucks face, sneaking meth addicts, and whoever it was that left the guest bathroom toilet looking like a portapoty from a construction site. 00:31:00SuckMyTakenoSports,Texas,Comedy,Insight,FootballTonight on the show we discus The best ways to hide from our bookie because the Aggie choke more than people with oxegen allergies Kegger At #Schmidttys inclhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/10/suck-my-takeComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/10/suck-my-take/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/10/suck-my-takeMon, 10 Oct 2011 03:30:00 GMTSuck My Take breaks bad - THE BB FINALE "Face Off" The Finale we are all dreading in such a great way Only Breaking Bad can create is TONIGHT. Chat will open while BB is on and then at 1030 we go live to pontificate the raw uncut dope that Breaking Bad. Call in and give us your take, expectations, moment that made you ejaculate spontaneously. (Ok the spontaneous part is bullshit, I know your jacking off everytime Gus gives his soulless hollow eyed close up) Its gonna get rowdy, "BETTER CALL SAUL!!" 00:41:00SuckMyTakenoBreaking Bad,Finale,Call in,Chat,TVThe Finale we are all dreading in such a great way Only Breaking Bad can create is TONIGHT. Chat will open while BB is on and then at 1030 we go live to pontifhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/03/shootouts-red-rivers-colored-w-vile-commentarydoppelgangazComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/03/shootouts-red-rivers-colored-w-vile-commentarydoppelgangaz/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/10/03/shootouts-red-rivers-colored-w-vile-commentarydoppelgangazMon, 03 Oct 2011 03:00:00 GMTShootouts Red Rivers Colored w Vile Commentary+Doppelgangaz This week @Grenadesalad will likeley offer insight into the unexpectedly interesting dynamics of the OU/UT Red River Shooutout....maybe even a prediction. That is, of course if he has not lost the ability to speak after watching the Cowboys game. In which case local Austin MC and studio guest, Legion, will fill in for the hostt should he start behaving like Chief from "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest".  @theslappa will tell you why Alabama is the best team in the country, and why Notre Dame will be playing in a BCS game.... as if you didn't already know.  Further, we will intro a a group that you have not heard of, The Doppelgangaz, and why you should be ashamed of that fact.  Topics such as Sharking, Fantasy Football, Politics, Women and Religion may be touched on and undoubtedly expressed with thee use of offensive languange and tone.  00:45:00SuckMyTakenoFootball,Red River Shootout,Humor,Doppelgangaz Music,SharkingThis week @Grenadesalad will likeley offer insight into the unexpectedly interesting dynamics of the OU/UT Red River Shooutout....maybe even a prediction. Thathttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/09/26/suck-my-takeComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/09/26/suck-my-take/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/09/26/suck-my-takeMon, 26 Sep 2011 03:00:00 GMTSUCK MY TAKE Tonight on the show we discuss   the best ways to hide from our bookie because the Aggie choke more than people with oxegen allergies Kegger At #Schmidttys including people stuffing grimy keg tap spouts into some poor schmucks face, sneaking meth addicts, and whoever it was that left the guest bathroom toilet looking like a portapoty from a construction site. Who knows what else will get discussed, call in ers 00:30:00SuckMyTakenoAggies,Party,keg stands,Poker,Stickiest of the IckiestTonight on the show we discuss   the best ways to hide from our bookie because the Aggie choke more than people with oxegen allergies Kegger At #Schmidttyshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/09/19/nfl-season-kickoff-showComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/09/19/nfl-season-kickoff-show/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/09/19/nfl-season-kickoff-showMon, 19 Sep 2011 03:00:00 GMTNFL Season Kickoff Show Tune in this week as we try and make up for our regularly scheduled NFL kickoff show last week. Greg's vaginal reconstructive surgery went well and he is home from the Mexican hospital that had suprisingly crisp drinking water.  00:43:00SuckMyTakenoFootball,Women,Drinking,Finger Bang,MomsTune in this week as we try and make up for our regularly scheduled NFL kickoff show last week. Greg's vaginal reconstructive surgery went well and he is homehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/09/05/longhorns-rule-sooners-suckComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/09/05/longhorns-rule-sooners-suck/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/09/05/longhorns-rule-sooners-suckMon, 05 Sep 2011 03:00:00 GMTLonghorns Rule, Sooners Suck Tonight we talk about why the Oklahoma Sooners are #1..... At giving rim jobs to dirty 3 strike inmates like a Charlie Sheen in Major League, before he was called up to play for the Indians.  In adition to that obviously factual subject, we will discuss why the Texas Longhorns will exceed expectations, and why Notre Dame will live up to the expectations set for them... Those expectations being about as low as a limbo pole in the moments before a victor is showered with the spoils that come with winning such a meaningless contest.  Furthermore, we will delve into to such complex topics like tits, ass, bitches, drugs and vices associated with eternal damnation alongside the devil himself. Think the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, except instead of Willy, Satan, and instead of chocolate and candy, Hellfire. 00:30:00SuckMyTakenoLonghorns,Sooners,Football,Sluts,ComedyTonight we talk about why the Oklahoma Sooners are #1..... At giving rim jobs to dirty 3 strike inmates like a Charlie Sheen in Major League, before he was cahttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/29/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/29/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvk/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/29/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkMon, 29 Aug 2011 03:00:00 GMTLive From #Schmidtty's: The Crew. Bitches and Hoes as well as Frank Sinatra and Biggie doin tha duet   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN2VKL-4Pj4&feature=BFp&list=PL5A77DC0EFF05D634         Suck My Take. 00:43:00SuckMyTakenoDrinking,Profanity,Fuck it,More Drinking,Sticky IckyBitches and Hoes as well as Frank Sinatra and Biggie doin tha duet   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN2VKL-4Pj4&feature=BFp&list=PL5A77DC0EFF05D634http://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/22/theres-something-you-dont-know-about-me-joe-roganComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/22/theres-something-you-dont-know-about-me-joe-rogan/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/22/theres-something-you-dont-know-about-me-joe-roganMon, 22 Aug 2011 03:00:00 GMTTheres something you Dont know about me Joe Rogan Still working on developing a fluid intro, Ho Slappa picks out the Featured song and we try to focus on the conversation instead of swilling as much booze as possible. T-Ray fires the opening shots about his addiction to ALL things football, someone might remember to call in... listen to what happens. 00:36:00SuckMyTakenoFootball,Indy Music,Fuck It,Drinking,ComedyStill working on developing a fluid intro, Ho Slappa picks out the Featured song and we try to focus on the conversation instead of swilling as much booze as phttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/15/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/15/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvk/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/15/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkMon, 15 Aug 2011 03:00:00 GMTNo officer I havent been Drinking tonight... Slappa will not get a DWI on a boat, or in a car, on a plane or on a train. He does not like DWI's Officer. Tonight: More bad Dr Suess rhymes about Greg lying to the police. A terrible tragedy at a wedding:  No Booze!! Tips on drinking around teetotalers and other various up tight types. Football is here. You may now rejoice, let it all out. Bring your take, run your smack, tell the world to Off.   Use #Schmidttys if you follow on Twitter. http://tinyurl.com/HottieYfrogRemovedLikeBitches 00:40:00SuckMyTakenoCops,Ohio State,Hip Hop,Drinking,ComedySlappa will not get a DWI on a boat, or in a car, on a plane or on a train. He does not like DWI's Officer. Tonight: More bad Dr Suess rhymes about Greg lyinghttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/08/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/08/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvk/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/08/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkMon, 08 Aug 2011 03:00:00 GMTThe Legend and The Legacy: Schmidtty McTaggert's Story   T-Ray shares the bedtime stories of crooks and bagmen, Ho Slappa gives an account of transactions with Coke dealers.   Football is almost here, and what tattoos are hot on chicks and which cause violent wretching.   Who knows who calls or what happens, its always an adventure spelunking in the opiate saturated minds of raving deviants.  00:36:00SuckMyTakenoEntertainment,Vulgar Humor,Cocaine,Booze,Fuck YouT-Ray shares the bedtime stories of crooks and bagmen, Ho Slappa gives an account of transactions with Coke dealers.   Football is almost here, and what thttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/01/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/01/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvk/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/08/01/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkMon, 01 Aug 2011 03:00:00 GMTSenor Sucio has a heart 3 times too small you 00:29:00SuckMyTakenoDrinking,Hilarious,funny,sports,awsomeyouhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/07/25/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/07/25/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvk/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/07/25/guess-if-i-give-a-flying-fvkMon, 25 Jul 2011 03:00:00 GMTGuess if I give a Flying FV(K T-ray tries to get through his first monologue, drinks too much to give a damn, probably turns out epic.   Ho Slappa has a special guest, who knows WTF else happens.   Suck My Take. 00:30:00SuckMyTakenoNFL,APC,A Perfect Circle,Drinking,DebaucheryT-ray tries to get through his first monologue, drinks too much to give a damn, probably turns out epic.   Ho Slappa has a special guest, who knows WTF elsehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/07/19/this-ones-for-the-ladiesComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/07/19/this-ones-for-the-ladies/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/07/19/this-ones-for-the-ladiesTue, 19 Jul 2011 03:00:00 GMTThis Ones For the Ladies This week we take a new approach to force feeding our opinions down the throats of listeners willing to give and take some sh!t talking on subjects related to the NFL lockout, music, culture in general, and whatever the fvck else we feel you need in your daily diet of thought. We invite you to listen, chat, call in and contribute. Just don't embarass yourselves or we will make you choke on our differing opinions until you are pale and lifeless.... Just kidding. Mix it up with us bitches!!! 00:31:00SuckMyTakenoEntertainment,Humor,Sports,NFL,CrazyThis week we take a new approach to force feeding our opinions down the throats of listeners willing to give and take some sh!t talking on subjects related tohttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/07/11/pull-a-cork-have-a-listenComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/07/11/pull-a-cork-have-a-listen/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/07/11/pull-a-cork-have-a-listenMon, 11 Jul 2011 03:00:00 GMTPull a Cork & have a listen So we are on the air again ,somehow, despite being shitfaced hammered. What are we going to talk about? Pst, who knows. Youre guess is good as ours. 00:31:00SuckMyTakenohip hop,TV,Music,Sports,Willie NelsonSo we are on the air again ,somehow, despite being shitfaced hammered. What are we going to talk about? Pst, who knows. Youre guess is good as ours.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/27/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/27/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doing/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/27/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingMon, 27 Jun 2011 03:00:00 GMTThis Week in Recreational Drinking and Sports sports is boring right now, we will try not to be 00:28:00SuckMyTakenoIndie Rock,Drinking,Sex,underground rap,Jokessports is boring right now, we will try not to behttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/20/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/20/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doing/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/20/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingMon, 20 Jun 2011 03:00:00 GMTThe Fathers day "Eff it show"   Happy (blogtalk radio sucks and censored the MF-ing word originally typed here) Fathers day. Hope it was awesome. Ours was... We're drunk 00:29:00SuckMyTakenohip hop,Drinking,Sex,Sports,MusicHappy (blogtalk radio sucks and censored the MF-ing word originally typed here) Fathers day. Hope it was awesome. Ours was... We're drunkhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/13/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/13/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doing/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/13/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingMon, 13 Jun 2011 03:00:00 GMTNeed Change, Lebron you got 4 quarters? Big NBA Finals game tonight, Why we love summer, UFC 131, Indie Music. GUEST HOST: Deohn AKA: ATX emcee, Legion The Darkside. We have a special treat for our listeners, especially the ones who enjoy a little smut. Basically we got no idea what we will talk about because Greg is in a Mexican prison somewhere. I guess they arent as casual about narcotics as the movies make it seem. Bummer. 00:30:00SuckMyTakenoNBA Finals,Porn,UCF 131,Indie Music,BikinisBig NBA Finals game tonight, Why we love summer, UFC 131, Indie Music. GUEST HOST: Deohn AKA: ATX emcee, Legion The Darkside. We have a special treat for ourhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/06/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/06/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doing/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/06/06/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingMon, 06 Jun 2011 03:00:00 GMTGettin' The Hang of This:Like Rounding the Bases Intoxicated NBA finals discussion, MMA vs Boxing debate, binge drinking, how much tennis sucks, Shaq finally retiring along with music and entertainment sprinkled throughout.  00:30:00SuckMyTakenoNBA Finals,MLB,MMA,Porn,Hip HopNBA finals discussion, MMA vs Boxing debate, binge drinking, how much tennis sucks, Shaq finally retiring along with music and entertainment sprinkled throughohttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/05/30/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/05/30/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doing/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/05/30/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingMon, 30 May 2011 03:00:00 GMTIts a Celebration B1tches! Happy MF-ing holiday. Labor day, Memorial day... we been too drunk all weekend to remember.  Sounds like itll be a classic tonight. 00:30:00SuckMyTakeyesNBA Finals,Baseball,Sex,Sports,MusicHappy MF-ing holiday. Labor day, Memorial day... we been too drunk all weekend to remember.  Sounds like itll be a classic tonight.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/05/23/its-the-return-hide-your-women-boozeComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/05/23/its-the-return-hide-your-women-booze/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/05/23/its-the-return-hide-your-women-boozeMon, 23 May 2011 03:00:00 GMTIts the Return: Hide your women & Booze   After an epic all time bender, T-Ray and The Slappa: Greg, Have returned to put it in your ear with the suave innebriation youve been craving. Come join the congregation here at the Church of Smack and get your f^cking mojo working. NBA game 1&7, New Movies (Thor), New Tunes, New whatever the f^ck we feel like.  Raw Dog. No Bag. Just like you want it. 00:31:00SuckMyTakeyesNBA,Sports,Humor,NFL,MusicAfter an epic all time bender, T-Ray and The Slappa: Greg, Have returned to put it in your ear with the suave innebriation youve been craving. Come join thhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/04/25/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/04/25/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doing/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/04/25/still-clueless-wtf-we-are-doingMon, 25 Apr 2011 03:00:00 GMTStill clueless WTF we are doing   Well I had an entire funny description written about how we always drink instead of prepping for the show so we never stay on topic, talking about random funny things like how can raptors learn to use a door but their brains are smaller than my testicles (and my testicles ARE not very smart) but for some reason it didnt save anything so F it, im not doing it all over again. listen to us discuss music, drinking, sports, movies, sex and philosophy (Just kidding it will all be drinking and sex probably.)00:30:00SuckMyTakenoNFL Draft,Drinking,Sex,Brandon Marshall,MusicWell I had an entire funny description written about how we always drink instead of prepping for the show so we never stay on topic, talking about random fuhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/04/20/take-2-who-gets-hung-up-on-this-timeComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/04/20/take-2-who-gets-hung-up-on-this-time/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/04/20/take-2-who-gets-hung-up-on-this-timeWed, 20 Apr 2011 03:00:00 GMTTake 2, who gets hung up on this time? Looks like we got a producer so things should go more smoothly, we preciate all yall who gave us a listen and are tuning back in, your the f*cking sh^t! (They make us censor our own discriptions? Weaksauce...) Tonight we are going to try to stay on topic for once and discuss the NBA playoffs and who might actually get upset; *chappelle voice* "KOBE!"  We threw a kegger and got throwed Sunday night, gonna be some drunken tales of debauchery from then for sure Got some new music too, a diverse spectrum of course. Make sure you follow us on Twitter @SuckMyTake so you can let us know what your listening to/watching/drinking/smoking and get involved 00:30:00SuckMyTakenoBooze,NBA Playoffs,NFL,MLB,MusicLooks like we got a producer so things should go more smoothly, we preciate all yall who gave us a listen and are tuning back in, your the f*cking sh^t! (Theyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/04/11/test-show-if-it-sucks-dont-be-shockedComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/04/11/test-show-if-it-sucks-dont-be-shocked/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/suckmytake/2011/04/11/test-show-if-it-sucks-dont-be-shockedMon, 11 Apr 2011 03:00:00 GMTTest show. If it sucks dont be shocked. Our pilot run, gonna see how it sounds. Feed back always welcomed, but be ready for a pimp slap if it sucks. 00:30:00SuckMyTakenoBaseball,NFL Draft,Hip Hop,Rock,HumorOur pilot run, gonna see how it sounds. Feed back always welcomed, but be ready for a pimp slap if it sucks.