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Longhorns Rule, Sooners Suck

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Tonight we talk about why the Oklahoma Sooners are #1.....

At giving rim jobs to dirty 3 strike inmates like a Charlie Sheen in Major League, before he was called up to play for the Indians. 

In adition to that obviously factual subject, we will discuss why the Texas Longhorns will exceed expectations, and why Notre Dame will live up to the expectations set for them... Those expectations being about as low as a limbo pole in the moments before a victor is showered with the spoils that come with winning such a meaningless contest. 

Furthermore, we will delve into to such complex topics like tits, ass, bitches, drugs and vices associated with eternal damnation alongside the devil himself. Think the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, except instead of Willy, Satan, and instead of chocolate and candy, Hellfire.

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