Dear Hitlery Clinton. Thank you for your email. However I really don't need a Clinton exercise ball. I do appreciate the fact that this week you are giving one free with each purchase along with the money back guarantee. I know it is tough working two jobs to make ends meet. I hear Bill is trying to make ends meet too.It is hard today to get by on two billion dollars. I wish I could donate the usual 500 million to lighten your work load. Like Ireland amd Algeria did. I imagine those kids begging for water in Algeria managed to make do. Could you tell me one thing? Who was the last person to hang up on the Benghazi 911 call? Are you going to star in the Movie "who cares how they died"
The big news tonight is the communist Mayor of New York just created two school days off for moslem children. Eid Al Adha and Eid Al Fityr. Let me be the first to wish the good moslems Eid mubarak. Now I would like to submit my 365 holy days of obligation. Starting with the feast of St. Bingo down through St.. Patrick. Do you know why there are so many democrats in New York? St Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland. I guess it is time for a tune.