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NEW YEARS REVOLUTIONS AND RESOLUTIONS

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LAST NIGHTS NEW YEARS PARTY. IT IS SAD TO SEE FRIENDS GET OLD. AS I LOOKED AROUND THE TABLE I SAW GUYS WHO COULD WOOF DOWN A GIANT SURF AND TURF DINNER ASK FOR A BIG DOGGIE BAG. AS WE SAT IN THE RESTUARANT PRETTY GIRLS CAME SCURRYING BY. NOT A HEAD TURNED. YEARS AGO THE CONVERSATION WOULD HAVE BEEN GET A LOAD OF THAT ONE. DID YOU SEE THE BOSOMS ON THAT ONE? NOW ITS HOWS YOUR SPINICH? I NEVER SAW SO MANY  SENIOR CITIZENS EATING SURF AND TURF. ALL HEIMLICH MANUVER CANDIDATES. LAST NIGHT WAS A TUTORIAL ON HIP REPLACEMENTS. HOW FAR OFF THE TABLE THE BODY JUMPS WHEN THE ALL CLEAR SOUNDS AND THE PADDLES KICK IN. I FLASHED BACK TO ANNA NICHOLE SMITH AND HER HUSBAND SHOUTING CLEAR. CONCLUSION. A PHRASE COMMONLY HEARD AT GATHERINGS. I'M GLAD I WON'T BE AROUND TO SEE IT. AND I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GRAND KIDS. PLUS WE LIVED IN THE BEST OF TIMES. TOTAL REGRET ABOUT THE COUNTRY GOING COMMUNIST FROM OBAMA BIN LENIN  TO THE DEER SLAYER CUOMO AND NOW A MARXIST MAYOR WHO WILL BEAT DINKINS TRACK RECORD. THEN WE WATCHED GEORGE SOROS DAUGHTER MILEY DRAG AN OVER LENGTH ERMINE COAT AROUND THE STAGE. THE BOTTOM OF THE TRAIN WAS STILL ALIVE AND NO SIGNS OF PETA WITH THE FAKE BLOOD. EVERYBODY CAN'T WAIT TILL WEED IS LEGAL AND ON OBAMA CARE PLUS REHAB FOR LUNG CANCER. I REMINDED THE TROTSKYITES THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE IT. MARINOL COMES IN PILL FORM. PLUS SUPPOSITORY FORM. I ASKED MY FRIENDS WHO IS GOING TO ROLL THE JOINTS? WILL IT BE PHILLIP MORRIS? THEY REPLIED NO THE HOSPITALS WILL. ANOTHER CASE OF SIGN THE DEATH WARRANT AND THEN WE WILL FIND OUT WHOSE NAME IS ON IT. WHEN I SAID EVERYONE WHO EVER OD STARTED WITH WEED.THEY PLAYED THE PROHIBITION CARD.

I ASKED THEM WHO MADE BOOZE LEGAL? FDR. FOR TAX MONEY. COLORADO THE FIRST JUNKIE STATE HAS JUST ANNOUNCED 70 MILLION DOLLARS IN WEED TAX REVENUE.

THEY CAN'T WAIT TO GO PUBLIC  THEN I WILL OPEN A MARIJUANA SUPPOSITORY STORE.   MY SPECIAL BRAND:" STICK THIS" 

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