http://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnutSometimes, you just gotta point at the morons and laugh at them. That's my job. I know the evil that lurks in the hearts of the right wingers. I show it to you, show you how small and puny and pathetic they are. Then, I laugh at them. Try it. Try laughing at them. The more of us who laugh at them, the more they may realize how ridiculous they are, and the better the chance that they retreat into their cold, slime-coated holes and leave the rest of us alone. Laugh. Laugh at the funny wingnuts! Smash the fascist insect by MOCKING it!enCopyright Slappy McWingnut (C/O Blogtalkradio)Sat, 15 Jun 2019 08:30:00 GMTTue, 04 Jun 2013 16:00:00 GMTPolitics ProgressiveBlogTalkRadio Feed v2.0https://dasg7xwmldix6.cloudfront.net/hostpics/141ef8bd-4bde-4250-abca-8e99daa2e7fb_screen_shot_2013-05-25_at_8.jpghttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnutSometimes, you just gotta point at the morons and laugh at them. That's my job. I know the evil that lurks in the hearts of the right wingers. I show it to you, show you how small and puny and pathetic they are. Then, I laugh at them. Try it. Try laughing at them. The more of us who laugh at them, the more they may realize how ridiculous they are, and the better the chance that they retreat into their cold, slime-coated holes and leave the rest of us alone. Laugh. Laugh at the funny wingnuts! Smash the fascist insect by MOCKING it!feeds@blogtalkradio.comBlogTalkRadio.compolitics progressive,abortion,boy scouts,christianity,god,liberal satire,parody,progressive talk,satire,self-helpSlappy McWingnutnoSometimes, you just gotta point at the morons and laugh at them. That's my job. I know the evil that lurks in the hearts of the right wingers. I show it to you,episodichttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/06/04/slappy-mcwingnut-livePolitics Progressivehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/06/04/slappy-mcwingnut-live/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/06/04/slappy-mcwingnut-liveTue, 04 Jun 2013 16:00:00 GMTSaul Alinsky: Devil or Angel? The first I ever heard of Saul Alinsky (1909-1972) was when Lee Stranahan or R. Stacy McCain or W.J.J. Hoge or one of the other nameless, faceless, who-gives-a-shit-what-they-think blowflies who continue to buzz around the dessicated corpse of Andrew Breitbart accused me of using “Alinsky Tactics.”  I had no idea who they were talking about. So, I did some research and the reasons these carrion-eaters HATE Alinsky so much is that he dedicated his life to improving the conditions of the poorest of the poor, the most disenfranchised of the disenfranchised, the people who otherwise had no hope, no voice in government. The lost people of America. The people the right wing ignores as they climb the bone pile to make it “to the top.” Let’s discuss the legacy of Saul Alinksy for awhile today on the Slappy McWingnut LIVE show on Blog Talk Radio, 12p EDT. Sometimes, you just gotta point at the morons and laugh at them. That's my job. I know the evil that lurks in the hearts of the right wingers. I show it to you, show you how small and puny and pathetic they are. Then, I laugh at them. Try it. 01:01:00Slappy McWingnutnoSaul Alinsky,Andrew Breitbart,Hillary Clinton,progressive talk,satireThe first I ever heard of Saul Alinsky (1909-1972) was when Lee Stranahan or R. Stacy McCain or W.J.J. Hoge or one of the other nameless, faceless, who-gives-ahttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/06/03/slappy-mcwingnut-livePolitics Progressivehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/06/03/slappy-mcwingnut-live/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/06/03/slappy-mcwingnut-liveMon, 03 Jun 2013 16:00:00 GMTTeh Ghey. Ick? Or Meh? On today’s live show on Blog Talk Radio, I’d like to talk to some folks who just don’t cotton much to that homo stuff. Not that they care when folks do in the privacy of their public rest room stalls and bathhouses, mind you. You just don’t want to destroy Western Civilization by letting them put wedding rings on each others fingers. Why is that? Tell me, a fellow heterosexual who feels in no way threatened by gay marriage, why you think God will send his wrath down on America for allowing it to happen. I’ll be nice. I promise. That’s at noon EDT on the Slappy McWingnut LIVE Show on Blog Talk Radio. Call in, but have your facts ready. I know the evil that lurks in the hearts of the right wingers. I show it to you, show you how small and puny and pathetic they are. Then, I laugh at them. Try it. 01:04:00Slappy McWingnutnoliberal satire,comedy,liberal talk,progressive talk,satireOn today’s live show on Blog Talk Radio, I’d like to talk to some folks who just don’t cotton much to that homo stuff. Not that they care when folks do in thehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/29/all-ghey-boy-scout-preacher-freakout-singalong-2Comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/29/all-ghey-boy-scout-preacher-freakout-singalong-2/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/29/all-ghey-boy-scout-preacher-freakout-singalong-2Wed, 29 May 2013 16:00:00 GMTALL GHEY BOY SCOUT PREACHER FREAKOUT SINGALONG! After the long Memorial Day weekend, the right wing Angry God Mongers had time to coalesce their talking points into a concentrated freakout as they proclaim the death of the United States with troop after troop of mincing, limp-wristed Boy Scouts marching directly into the open, gaping maw of Hell. We’ll hear what they have to say. Then, we shall mock them with versions of E.U.’s “Da Butt,” we borrow from “Inner Circle” to ask the “Bad Scouts” what they gonna say when their troops turn gay. And we update that classic scouting song “The Happy Wanderer” to include casual anal sex and golden showers, just like the preachers foretold. And we wrap up the show with a question. Why, FFS, are these ignorant ass wipes clogging up the American airwaves with their foolishness and hate screeds – why are there SO MANY different merchants of malice on the radio and television airwaves in America, and nowhere…. NO where… can you find a voice like mine to take the counterpoint? Is it because right wing hatred, incitement to violence fear and bigotry SELLS and comedic attempts to bring people to their senses doesn’t HAVE a viable commercial market? Howcum all these dozens and dozens and dozens of right wing morons have shows on the radio and television… And there are no voices like mine out there to tell the other side of the story… the REALITY based side of things. I’d support people who advertise on a station that broadcast viewpoints like mine. Wouldn’t you? 00:39:00Slappy McWingnutnoboy scouts,homosexual,right wing,freakout,singalongAfter the long Memorial Day weekend, the right wing Angry God Mongers had time to coalesce their talking points into a concentrated freakout as they proclaim thttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/28/afas-fischer-reveals-vast-ghey-mormon-boy-scout-butt-secks-cabal-and-conspiracyComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/28/afas-fischer-reveals-vast-ghey-mormon-boy-scout-butt-secks-cabal-and-conspiracy/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/28/afas-fischer-reveals-vast-ghey-mormon-boy-scout-butt-secks-cabal-and-conspiracyTue, 28 May 2013 16:00:00 GMTAFA's Fischer Reveals Vast Ghey Mormon Boy Scout Butt Secks Cabal and Conspiracy Bryan Fischer, head of the American Family Association, didn't know what to make of it all. In February, he was certain -- CERTAIN, I tells ya -- that no freakin' way would the entire Boy Scout Executive Council of 1,400 people across the nation vote to allow sodomite children ("Children of the Butt Secks" -- I am copyrighting that idea right this very second so lay off, Steven King!) into the Boy Scouts. When 61% of the leadership said, "Meh, whatever..." and voted to ALLOW gay scout kids into their ranks, Fischer had a minor meltdown. Although, from looking at him it's hard to tell cuz he looks kinda like a melted wax candle that won't reveal its own sexuality, even on direct examination by Alan Colmes. But now that he's had some time to suss it out some, Fischer knows who is to blame and that is... MORMONS! See if you can follow his logic. And if you can, let me know, cuz frankly it baffles the crap out of me. There's a bunch of other stuff in here, too, but ya gotta listen. 00:37:00Slappy McWingnutnoBryan Fischer,American Family Association,Boy Scouts,homosexuals,MormonsBryan Fischer, head of the American Family Association, didn't know what to make of it all. In February, he was certain -- CERTAIN, I tells ya -- that no freakhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/27/how-doomed-are-you-heres-a-hint-a-lotComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/27/how-doomed-are-you-heres-a-hint-a-lot/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/27/how-doomed-are-you-heres-a-hint-a-lotMon, 27 May 2013 16:00:00 GMTHow Doomed Are You? Here’s a Hint. A Lot.Get Your Shit Together, Cuz We Are SO F*cking Doomed! I found a website this morning.. it’s almost as if God led me to it… that proclaims the DOOM… the utter DOOM facing America in the coming days weeks months… maybe even hours. Who freakin' knows. These guys who make these prophecies have a way [...]00:33:00Slappy McWingnutnodoom,prophecy,floods,earthquakes,fraudsGet Your Shit Together, Cuz We Are SO F*cking Doomed! I found a website this morning.. it’s almost as if God led me to it… that proclaims the DOOM… the utter DOhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/26/do-yer-damn-sodomy-and-abortion-someplace-else-not-virginiaPolitics Progressivehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/26/do-yer-damn-sodomy-and-abortion-someplace-else-not-virginia/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/26/do-yer-damn-sodomy-and-abortion-someplace-else-not-virginiaSun, 26 May 2013 16:00:00 GMTDo Yer Damn Sodomy and Abortion Someplace Else! Not Virginia! Once in a blue moon I find agreeing with something written by some Tea Party moron and hoping that he’s correct. But such is the case with this e-mail, published by the fine men and women at RightWingWatch.org. It’s an e-mail from Judson Phillips, President of Tea Party Nation, in which he proclaims the gubernatorial ticket in Virginia represents the future of the Conservative movement. Jesus, please, Jesus Jesus Jesus, let him be proven correct oh most holy and merciful Jesus. For their Gubernatorial candidate, Virginia Republicans have chosen Ken Cuccinelli – the current Attorney General. For their Lt. Gov., the Republicans have nominated Bishop E.W. Jackson – a man held in such high esteem among Virginia Republicans he came LAST in the Virginia Republican primary for Senator in 2012, getting less than 5 percent of the vote. Republicans will either hold their nose and support these people who have no chance – mark that – NO CHANCE of winning in November. Or, Republicans will finally shake off this infestation like a bad case of fleas and go back to being a party of REAL WORLD conservatives, people who are against runaway spending and high taxes, but don’t want to interfere with your right to live your life the way you want to live it. This, of course, will mean that the Tea Party will attempt to launch a major new Third Party since they are getting their orders from God in Heaven Above, and how can HE possibly be wrong. And Progressives will finally be free of this major obstruction, this clot, this blockage in the intestines of the body politic that keeps our nation from digesting new ideas, gaining nutrition from the progressive ideals of the 21st Century no longer encumbered by the fecal compaction caused by people who want to take this country back into a time that never existed. 00:32:00Slappy McWingnutnoKen Cuccinelli,Bishop E. W. Edwards,abortion,sodomy,Liberal SatireOnce in a blue moon I find agreeing with something written by some Tea Party moron and hoping that he’s correct. But such is the case with this e-mail, publihttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/25/he-didnt-have-no-brain-neither-and-he-growed-up-goodComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/25/he-didnt-have-no-brain-neither-and-he-growed-up-good/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/25/he-didnt-have-no-brain-neither-and-he-growed-up-goodSat, 25 May 2013 17:00:00 GMTHe Didn't Have No Brain, Neither, and He Growed Up Good! Where one mother testified before Congress about her painful decision to abort her fetus when an MRI showed it was missing most of its brain, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) scolded her for tearing that fetus apart and not carrying the baby to full term so God could kill it like He was supposed to. Congressman Gohmert proves once again that a brain is not necessary to be a Republican Congressman. In Other News... The Boy Scout Executive Board voted to allow gay scouts. God will start stomping on major metropolitan areas, probably on Tuesday (Monday being a holiday). All this and more on today's LORD OF SATIRE PODCAST. 01:03:00Slappy McWingnutnoAbortion,Louie Gohmert,Texas,Benghazi,CicadasWhere one mother testified before Congress about her painful decision to abort her fetus when an MRI showed it was missing most of its brain, Rep. Louie Gohmhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/24/why-does-god-hate-you-so-muchComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/24/why-does-god-hate-you-so-much/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/24/why-does-god-hate-you-so-muchFri, 24 May 2013 17:00:00 GMTChristian Charity - Tea Party StyleElder William preaches a sermon, directly from the NEWLY REVEALED WORD OF GOD to prove that the stingy ways of right wingers and tea partiers are NOT in violation of God's word... at least not the God's Word in the NEWLY REVEALED WORD OF GOD. Elder William teaches his first lesson on today's episode. Listen. Learn. Profit from the Prophet.01:06:00Slappy McWingnutnoGod,tea party,parody,Christianity,self-helpElder William preaches a sermon, directly from the NEWLY REVEALED WORD OF GOD to prove that the stingy ways of right wingers and tea partiers are NOT in violatihttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/23/why-does-god-hate-you-so-muchComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/23/why-does-god-hate-you-so-much/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/slappymcwingnut/2013/05/23/why-does-god-hate-you-so-muchThu, 23 May 2013 17:00:00 GMTGod Hates You. And Here's Why! I am Elder William. I was once like you, struggling. Trying to find my way in a world I did not understand. I so wanted to be a member of theTea Party, but the problem was -- I am a Christian. And so many of the things the Tea Party seemed to stand for seemed just so... anti-Christian. I was lost. Alone. Depressed. Then, one glorious night, the Angel of the Lord appeared to me with a manuscript of double-spaced Times New Roman 12-pt type, and declared THIS was the NEWLY REVEALED WORD OF GOD! As a result, I learned the truth that our patron saint, Ayn Rand, has been trying to teach us all along. "Being thy brother's keeper" is for suckers! That's not what God was talking about. He was SEVERLY misquoted by the original writers of the Bible.  His new text, revealed by his Holy Angel, sets the record straight. Now, if you want to compare me to Joseph Smith, the founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, that's your business. But you don't get rich by being a Saint.  Follow some simple rules and learn that God WANTS you to be rich and if you have to step on a few faces to do it, that's THEIR problem, NOT YOURS! I, Elder William, will take your calls, share text from the new Good Book, and play songs from our new book of hymns as together we realize God's plan for WEALTH ON EARTH without worrying about your treasures in Heaven. 01:07:00Slappy McWingnutnoGod,tea party,parody,Christianity,self-helpI am Elder William. I was once like you, struggling. Trying to find my way in a world I did not understand. I so wanted to be a member of theTea Party, but the