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DEAR DIARY - FROM DONNIE!

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Dear Diary, what a day it's been

Dear Diary, it's been just like a dream

Woke up in bed, Melania not where she should've been

For fuck's sake

What's happening to Giuliani?

Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

 

It was cold outside my door

So many subpoenas by the score

Gushing around so frantically

They're serving people who work all around me

Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

 

They don't know what they're saying

No, they don't know what my game is

Still they subpoena on

Doing what they can

Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

 

It's over, will tomorrow be the same?

I know that I'm really the one to blame

If they weren't so blind then surely they'd see

There's a much better way to end my presidency

Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

 

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"Spoken"

 

Dear Twitter

Putin said I'd be sold down the river today

And sometime later 

He strolled right in & kicked me in my chops

 

He didn't see anything he really liked

But, he said, you owe me everything

 

On the way home

He posted a letter

It said Donnie you'll certainly have to pay

 

Somebody exploded a truck-bomb today

Probably Turkey against the Kurds

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