My Momma Said --- Donnie, Boy, --- You Won't Always Be A Giant Slayer Or Cold Cock Killer!
You Will Have Days When They're ALL Out To Get You.
That's When U Just Remember What Your Old Momma Says --- Son, You Got To Cold-Cock'Em All --- With Everything You Got ---
Rain Down A Ring Of Fire On Your Enemies --- Flex Your Muscles --- Roar Like A Mighty Lion In The Jungle ---
But, Mainly, Just Keep Changin' The Subject --- Or --- Keep Making Up Even More Shit --- So Much Shit That It Will Drown Out All Of The Original Shit That Got You Into Trouble In The 1st Place --- Then, Just Keep Addin' On To It --- Make A Mount Everest Of Shit ---
You'll Beat'em @ Their Own Game Little Donnie Boy! --- Momma Knows Best --- It Worked For Me & Your Dad! God Knows It Worked For Your Grandpa, Frederich
Cold Cock'em Comin' Out Of The Gate, Donnie, Sweetie!
Better Yet, Get Other People To Do Your Dirty Work --- We'll Give You The Money For That --- Don't Worry --- Your Dad + Mom Are Always There To "Back" You Up, No Matter How Bad You Fuck Things Up!
After All Donnie, Life Is Just One Big Shit-Storm --- Just Be The One To Be In Front Of That Storm --- Let Everyone Else Absorb What You Wreak On This World!
We're Proud Of You Son, You've Taken Grifting, Extortion, Duplicity, Stiff-Arming & Just Plain In-Plain-Sight Robbery To All-Time Heights ---> Grandpa Would Be So Fucking Proud!
Oh, & One Last Thing, Son, Plead Ignorance, Always Plead Ignorance - You Was The One Who Got Taken To The Cleaners! Never Let'em Forget That!
And Just Keep On Confusing The Issue By Saying --- What About This & What About That --- And What About Whatever --- Always Works Donnie, Son --- Always Works --- Worked For Your Father & Grandpa!
So, In Conclusion