http://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibalLIVE FROM ELM STREET! ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!! A no-holds-barred take on everything from sports to food and drink to southern culture. JOIN YOUR HOST KERMIT, EVERY NIGHT AT 10PM CT!!!!enBlogTalkRadio.com. All Rights Reserved.Sat, 15 Jun 2019 02:45:00 GMTWed, 29 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTFunBlogTalkRadio Feed v2.0https://dasg7xwmldix6.cloudfront.net/hostpics/c032a486-74f2-4504-b82e-0d155089e744_grammy-winner-randy-travis-divorces-wife.jpghttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibalLIVE FROM ELM STREET! ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!! A no-holds-barred take on everything from sports to food and drink to southern culture. JOIN YOUR HOST KERMIT, EVERY NIGHT AT 10PM CT!!!!feeds@blogtalkradio.comBlogTalkRadio.comfun,foy boy,gypsies,inbreds,horseface,legitimate capes,sandusky,starburst,upper decker,afflictionThe Oxford CannibalnoLIVE FROM ELM STREET! ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!! A no-holds-barred take on everything from sports to food and drink to southern culture. JOIN YOUR HOSTepisodichttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/29/episode-xxi-cannibal-resurrectedFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/29/episode-xxi-cannibal-resurrected/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/29/episode-xxi-cannibal-resurrectedWed, 29 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode XXI: Cannibal Resurrected LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!   After last night's debacle, Kermit and the Elm Street Crew are ready to redeem themselves and ressurect the show once and for all. No more technical issues, no more threats from Simple, no more slip-ups by Kermit.   Clovis Ledbetter once again joins Kermit in the studio, to continue what he started last night: Grilling Tips from the Master. Tonight's topics will be the same as last nights, sense we were unable to get to them at that time.    We are still holding out hope that the "Ask a Stripper," segment will be live tonight, but we have had difficulties all day reaching "Mystique," and are now shooting for a different stripper by the name of "Jezebel." Topics: 1) Better Accent: Australian or British? 2) The Truth of Starburst: Yellow and Orange Cause Cancer, Red and Pink Prevent it- Eat a Pack, Break Even. 3) Legitimate Rapes and Legitimate Capes: Connecting Comic Book Superheros to Todd Akin's Comments 4) Neil and Lance: What a Week for Armstrongs 5) Frogs vs Toads: The Battle for Supremecy 6) White Man with Neck Tattoo: Inbred or Inbred? 7) Hidden Gypsies in Hollywood: Exposing the Truth 8) Alternate Methods of Taking a Dump: Is the Upper Decker most effective?   9) Randy Travis Misunderstood Again: LEAVE THE MAN ALONE!!!! 10) Cookin' with Clovis: Old Man Ledbetter shares his tips from the grill     01:59:00The Oxford CannibalnoNeck Tat,Gypsies,Starburst,Clovis,Legitimate CapesLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!   After last night's debacle, Kermit and the Elm Street Crew are ready to redeem themselves and reshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/28/episode-xx-cant-keep-a-good-cannibal-downFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/28/episode-xx-cant-keep-a-good-cannibal-down/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/28/episode-xx-cant-keep-a-good-cannibal-downTue, 28 Aug 2012 02:00:00 GMTEpisode XX: Can't Keep a Good Cannibal Down LIVE FROM ELM STREET ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!   As you are mostly all aware, the show has been off the air for a number of consecutive nights. Initially we had planned to have a Sunday Spectacular lined up, but of course Simple had to try and keep that from happening. I'm here to say that we will not be off the air tonight. The cannibal will return at 9:00pm and will run until 10:30.  Tonight's show will have a number of topics that are brand new and intriguing, as well as many great callers to shed a little light on these topics and whatever else crosses their minds. Be sure and tune in because we also have the Sports With Ryne segment. Unfortunately there will be no "Ask a Stripper" segment tonight, as the arranged stripper, "Mystique," cancelled at the last minute. We have rescheduled that segment for later this week, but there will be a special guest host tonight, Mr. Clovis Ledbetter.    TOPICS:   1) Better Accent: Australian or British? 2) The Sick Fact of Starburst: Yellow and Orange Cause Cancer, Red and Pink Prevent it. Eat a Pack, Break Even. 3) Legitimate Rapes and Legitmate Capes: Connecting Comic Book Superheros to Todd Akin 4) Neil and Lance: What a Week for Armstrongs 5) Frogs vs Toads: The Battle for Supremecy 6) White Man with Neck Tattoo: Inbred or Inbred? 7) Hidden Gypsies in Hollywood: Exposing the Truth 8) Alternate Methods of Taking a Dump: Is the Upper Decker Most Effective? 9) Randy Travis Misunderstood Yet Again: LEAVE THE MAN ALONE!!! 10) Cookin' With Clovis: Old Man Ledbetter Gets the Grill Warm with Tips for the Fall Grillin' Season   00:13:00The Oxford CannibalnoNeck Tats,Legitimate Capes,Starburst,Upper Decker,Frogs N ToadsLIVE FROM ELM STREET ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!   As you are mostly all aware, the show has been off the air for a number of consecutive nights. Initiahttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/24/episode-xix-cannibal-risingFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/24/episode-xix-cannibal-rising/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/24/episode-xix-cannibal-risingFri, 24 Aug 2012 02:00:00 GMTEpisode XIX: Cannibal Rising LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   Hope you fellas enjoyed the night off last evening, but we are back in the saddle tonight. We got a special episode planned tonight, complete with a special start time. We will be starting things off at 9:00pm CT tonight and running until 10:30. Gonna be some great callers, amazing topics, and of course Sports with Ryne. Be sure to tune in and give us a call!   TOPICS   1) Is Cellulite on a Woman's Body a Postive or a Negative Attribute 2) Inbreds Able to Swim: Possible, Plausible, or Complete Bullshit? 3) Most Misunderstood Dictator/Evil Doer in World History: Whose name has been tarnished through time without reason? 4) Laziness in the Parking Lot: Twenty-Five Open Parking Spots and You Park By the Sidewalk/Front Door? 5) The Infamous "Five-Second Rule" - How Long is Too Long To Leave Food On the Floor and Then Eat It? 6) Possum Breeding/ Beading 7) Is a Lazy Eye a Sign of Wisdom or of Sinister Behavior 8) Is Being Grossly Overweight Cause for A Handicap Parking Permit? 9) What the Hell is the Difference Between Unlawful and Illegal? 10) Teach your Kid some Manners: The Sad State of Parents in Today's World 01:30:00The Oxford CannibalnoLazy Eye,Cellulite,Breeding and Beading,Inbreds,Five Second RuleLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   Hope you fellas enjoyed the night off last evening, but we are back in the saddle tonight. We got a spechttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/22/episode-xviii-back-with-a-vengenceFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/22/episode-xviii-back-with-a-vengence/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/22/episode-xviii-back-with-a-vengenceWed, 22 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode XVIII: Back With A Vengence LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!   As everyone is surely aware, the Cannibal has been off the airwaves the past three nights. Initially this was due to elements of nature that effected our signal for broadcasting, but yesterday, it became known that Simple had attacked the studio in an effort to keep the show from airing.   Tonight, we release ourselves from the shackles that Simple tried to hold us down with. - We will have an excellent treat tonight as a brand new co-host will join Kermit in the studio. -We will have a top of the line sports segment, as usual, Sports with Ryne. -We will have a multitude of topics for discussion, including the WTBC (World TrashBall Championships) and Simple's genre transformation. -We will, as always have great callers to put their own special touch on the topics and the Cannibal itself.   TOPICS: 1) Kermit's Big Announcement 2) Are Mermaids Real?  If so, are they spineless cowards because they choose to hide from humanity? 3) Women Members at Augusta? OUTRAGE 4) Yellow Sno-cones: The Prospect of Consuming Human Urine 5) Trashball for Dummies 6) Tales of the Horseface: Callers shed light on the infamous Horse Faced Woman. 7) Who would you trust more to babysit your kids: Simple or an Inbred from Alabama? 8) Gas Station Food: Questionable or As Pure as the One who Wrought it? 9) Is it true that one can cure jock itch by eating gold bond powder? Will Mutations Occur? 10) Are Goats the Most Underrated Beasts on Earth? 01:30:00The Oxford CannibalnoSimple,Trashball,Gold Bond,Urine,MermaidsLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!   As everyone is surely aware, the Cannibal has been off the airwaves the past three nights. Initially thttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/18/episode-xvii-river-cannibalFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/18/episode-xvii-river-cannibal/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/18/episode-xvii-river-cannibalSat, 18 Aug 2012 03:30:00 GMTEpisode XVII: River Cannibal LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   After our night off last night, we have an incredible show planned for this evening. Tons of awesome topics, a sports segment, a nature segment, and callers both new and old. Be sure and tune in as this is the first episode that is not being recorded in the Elm Street Studio.  Nature Expert Willard Johnstone has been gracious enough to the Cannibal to allow us to record the episode on the dock at his river camp house. We are thrilled to announce Willard will once again be a guest host. The show starts at 10:30 tonight, at Willard's request, so be sure and listen in!!!   TOPICS: 1) Is "Call me Maybe" a Secret Message From Beelzebub to his Earthly Followers to Begin the Final Battle for Earth? 2) Pine Sol = Most Useful Seasoning Ingredient in the Kitchen? 3) Hidden Homosexuals: Was Winnie the Pooh a flaming homosexual?  4) Wizardry in Courtroom- Should Warlocks/Wizards be Allowed to serve on the Supreme Court? 5) UFO Sightings in the Southeast 6) Powerful Pudding: What Flavor Pudding Builds Muscle While Increasing Intellect? 7) The Bigger the Truck, the Bigger the ( fill in the blank) ? 8) Has the Time Come for the President to have a Jester in the White House? 9) The Legend of Greedy Gregory and how he lost his Soul 10) The Call of the Wild: Nature Expert Tackles the Phenomena of People who are Sexually Attracted to four legged creatures. 01:27:00The Oxford CannibalnoUFO,Pine Sol,Greedy Gregory,Jesters,PuddingLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   After our night off last night, we have an incredible show planned for this evening. Tons of awesome tophttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/16/episode-xvi-cool-calm-collected-cannibalFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/16/episode-xvi-cool-calm-collected-cannibal/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/16/episode-xvi-cool-calm-collected-cannibalThu, 16 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode XVI: Cool, Calm, Collected, Cannibal LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!   Last night's episode was a thing of beauty. We had all sorts of topics being discussed, an excellent sports segment, and then on top of that, we had Simple perform his first ever hit- Don't Judge Me.   Tonights show, we may be fortunate enough to have another Simple performance, but regardless of that, we will have ten amazing topics and a prime sports segment with Ryne Hancock.  ALSO: Nature Segment with Willard Johnstone tonight- DONT MISS IT!!!   TOPICS: 1) Harvey Updyke: Misunderstood Man or Evil Beast? 2) Is Mitt short for Kermit? 3) The Infamous Khaki Suit- Does it still exist? (PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE WILL BE POSTED ONLINE) 4) How William Faulkner Changed Hip-Hop Culture Forever 5) Most Dangerous Predatory Moth Known to Man 6) Did Pee Wee Herman truly pay for his crimes enough? 7) Fermentation Station: What are the best kept secrets in fermentation? 8) Did Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger start bath salts trend before or after recording his hit song/piece of shit, "Photograph"? 9) The Birds and the Bees: Kermit has the talk with you that your father should have had. 10) Gotta Hate a Horseface: Kermit Breaks Down the Most Unattractive Type of Woman. 01:20:00The Oxford Cannibalnohorseface,william faulkner,moths,pee wee,updykeLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!   Last night's episode was a thing of beauty. We had all sorts of topics being discussed, an excellent sphttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/15/episode-xv-speak-softly-except-while-on-the-cannibalFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/15/episode-xv-speak-softly-except-while-on-the-cannibal/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/15/episode-xv-speak-softly-except-while-on-the-cannibalWed, 15 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode XV: Speak Softly, except while on the Cannibal LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!   If you missed last nights episode, go and listen to the replay right now! It was filled with great topics, great callers, and as always, a great segment on Sports with Ryne. If you want to make up for missing last night, do yourself a favor and tune in tonight- it promises to be one for the ages. Also, Cannibal Co-Host Shawn Davis hopes to settle the debate that started last night in regards to biker gangs and all sorts of sexually transmitted diseases. There were a number of topics we did not get to last night, so we will have some topics that make a return appearance. Call in, share your thoughts, talk to Kermit, whatever you want to do. Just get on your phone and call the Cannibal tonight!   BREAKING NEWS: We have recently become aware that we WILL be having Simple on the Show tonight to perform one of his many Hit Singles. Be sure and tune in- you dont want to miss this!   TOPICS: 1) Fathers who Wear "Affliction" brand shirts: The Scum of the Earth 2) From Men to Menstrators: the Greatest Tragedy of All 3) More Deadly: SARS or Laziness? 4) Less Trustworthy First Name: Keith or Jasper? 5) What is the best sauce/dressing/condiment? 6) Did #Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger  remove the legs of several live rodents as a child, or was he considered an adult when he did this? 7) Check the Family Tree: A Warning Against Unknowingly Marrying Inbreds and the Effect this Has on Your Own Family Tree. 8) Steel Toe Boots and Herpes Simplex II: The Debate Rages on (Special Shawn Davis Segment) 9) Gotta Hate a Horseface: Kermit Breaks down the most Unattractive Type of Woman 10) Being Homeless: Pros and Cons 01:29:00The Oxford CannibalnoSARS,Horseface,Nickelback,Inbreds,Shawn DavisLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!   If you missed last nights episode, go and listen to the replay right now! It was filled with greathttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/14/episode-xiv-the-reckoningFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/14/episode-xiv-the-reckoning/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/14/episode-xiv-the-reckoningTue, 14 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode XIV: The Reckoning LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   Last night, as we are sure a lot of our listeners are aware, we had our weekly "Sunday Night Spectacular" canceled due to threats of a "violent and harmful nature." Simple, a famous, or rather infamous, caller on the Oxford Cannibal, contacted Kermit late yesterday afternoon in the Elm Street Studio. According to Kermit, "Simple sounded furious. Outraged. He was almost impossible to understand at first, then I could see that he was raving about us having an episode on the Sabbath. It then became clear to me that Simple intended to 'Burn Elm Street to the Ground' IF we did not cancel the Sunday Night Spectacular." We will have a normal show tonight. We will have Sports with Ryne. We will have topics. We will have normal callers. BUT we will get to the bottom of this Simple Situation.   TOPICS: 1: Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My:  Who is the True King of the Jungle? 2: From Men to Menstrators: The Greatest Tragedy of All 3: Batman- Rich Man Meddling in the Affairs of Others or "Superhero"? 4:  Al Gore and the Internet: Like Father, Like Son? 5: What the is "The Heebie Jeebies"? 6: The Better Butter Bureau: Who are They and What Do They Want With You? 7: Fathers who Wear Affliction Brand Shirts: The Scum of this Earth 8: Did "Nickelback" front man Chad Kroeger have a vagina surgically implanted into his body in 1984 or was it 1987? 9: Examining "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"- Was Willie Wonka Simply a Metaphor for Adolph Hitler? Was the "Chocolate Factory" a Metaphor for the Aryan Race? 10: Steel Toe Boots and Herpes Simplex II: What is the Relation? 01:30:00The Oxford CannibalnoAl Gore,Affliction,BBB,Chad Kroeger,HerpesLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   Last night, as we are sure a lot of our listeners are aware, we had our weekly "Sunday Night Spectacularhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/12/episode-xiii-saturday-night-fever-pt-2Funhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/12/episode-xiii-saturday-night-fever-pt-2/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/12/episode-xiii-saturday-night-fever-pt-2Sun, 12 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode XIII: Saturday Night Fever Pt 2 LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!   After last night's break, we have a huge show planned for tonight. We hope to have a lot of classic callers on tonight, as well as a ton of excellent and intriguing topics for discussion. Be sure and join us at the usual time, (9:30pm CT) for a great night. We plan to have the sports segment with Ryne Hancock tonight, don't miss that either!   TOPICS 1) If you could start a war with one country, who would it be? 2) Is Chapstick really made from melted Koala fingers? 3) The More Freckles, the more                  ....  (Fill in the Blank) 4) Amphibious, sky dwelling Creatures 5) Is Mitt Romney a Rastafarian? 6) Clint Eastwood vs Chuck Norris and who is worthy to Referee without Bias 7) The Many Messages a Mustache May Send 8) DON'T EAT CARAMEL- One Man's Desperate Plea to Humanity 9) When is it Okay to Cry? Should you Collect your own tears? 10) Secrets from the Grill- Can a Steak Be Cooked too rare? 01:22:00The Oxford CannibalnoCaramel,Romney Rastafarian,Chapstick,War,FrecklesLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!   After last night's break, we have a huge show planned for tonight. We hope to have a lot of classic calhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/10/episode-xii-back-to-the-basicsFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/10/episode-xii-back-to-the-basics/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/10/episode-xii-back-to-the-basicsFri, 10 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode XII: Back to the Basics LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   We certainly hope all you listeners enjoyed the Randy Travis Tribute last night. Tonight, we still remember Randy's unfortunate incident, but we are moving on to the usual show format. You know what that means- Sports with Ryne, off the wall topics, and tonight is the debut of the popular game, "Would you Rather?"   Be sure and tune in as the show starts at 9:30pm CT and will run until the usual ending time of 11:00pm CT. We will have great callers and topics, so dont miss out!!!   TOPICS 1) People with Oversized Craniums: Blessing or Curse? 2) Lemonade or LemonAIDS? 3) Does Coating your Feet in Cooled Cooking Grease Make you Sleep Better at Night? 4) Modern Day Hobbits: Beware a Woman with Hair Covered Feet 5) Is Tweety Bird from Looney Tunes a picture of Bigotry in America? 6) Which Matters More: Soccer or a Pile of Dirt? 7) Willards Nature Corner: Identifying Pests in the Household (Animals and Human) 8) What to do if you ACCIDENTLY  Pick Up A Hitchhiker 9) The Mouseketeers- Followers of Disney or Followers of the Devil 10) Was the Wizard of Oz a Homosexual? 01:29:00The Oxford CannibalnolemonAID,Hobbits,Hitchhikers,Mousketeers,Homosexual OzLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   We certainly hope all you listeners enjoyed the Randy Travis Tribute last night. Tonight, we still rememhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/09/episode-xi-free-randy-travisFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/09/episode-xi-free-randy-travis/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/09/episode-xi-free-randy-travisThu, 09 Aug 2012 02:00:00 GMTEpisode XI: Free Randy TravisLIVE FROM ELM STREET, IT'S THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!It is no longer a secret that our unofficial mascot for the Oxford Cannibal, the great Randy Travis, was arrested last night. He has since been released, but it is only right that tonight's episode be in honor of him. Tonight there will be no sports segment and no topics, other than Randy Travis. If you have something to say about Randy, call in. If not, listen in- honor the King of the Road. Also, in a bit of protest for Randy Travis being held against his will, the show will be moved to an earlier time slot (9:00) and will only run for an hour. 01:01:00The Oxford CannibalnoRandy Travis,Randy,Travis,Randall Travis,Mr TravisLIVE FROM ELM STREET, IT'S THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!It is no longer a secret that our unofficial mascot for the Oxford Cannibal, the great Randy Travis, was arreshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/08/episode-x-the-tenth-time-is-the-charmFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/08/episode-x-the-tenth-time-is-the-charm/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/08/episode-x-the-tenth-time-is-the-charmWed, 08 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode X: The Tenth Time is the CharmLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!! TONIGHTS SHOW IS SURE TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION AND NEVER LET GO! WE HAVE ALL KINDS OF TOPICS TO DISCUSS TONIGHT AS WELL AS A TON OF EXCELLENT CALLERS WITH INPUT TO GIVE US.    BE SURE AND TUNE IN FOR OUR SPORTS SEGMENT WITH THE OXFORD CANNIBAL'S RESIDENT SPORTS EXPERT, RYNE HANCOCK.   TOPICS 1) The Origins of Hopscotch: From the Witch Doctor's Hut to the Elementary School Playground 2) Where the Red Fern Grows: A simple story or communist propoganda? 3) The Myth of Homosexual Construction Workers: Silly or Real? 4) Women With Sharp Teeth: Dentist's Mistake or Vamp/Human Hybrid? 5) The Many Messages a Moustache can Send 6) Cleanest Public Restrooms on Earth: Kermit Reveals a Traveler's Secret 7) Is Grover From Sesame Street the Embodiment of Evil and Malice? 8) How to tell if your spouse is drinking fermented milk? 9) Is New York Giants Coach Tom Coughlin a Warlock? 10) Halitosis at the Dentist's Office: Never Trust a Hygenist or Dentist with horrendous breath. 01:29:00The Oxford CannibalnoGrover,Halitosis,Cleanest Bathrooms,Hopscotch,CommunistsLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!! TONIGHTS SHOW IS SURE TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION AND NEVER LET GO! WE HAVE ALL KINDS OF TOPICS TO DISCUSS TONIGHThttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/07/episode-ix-miracle-on-elm-streetFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/07/episode-ix-miracle-on-elm-street/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/07/episode-ix-miracle-on-elm-streetTue, 07 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode IX: Miracle on Elm Street LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!   We certainly hope everyone enjoyed their Sabbath, and we hope you enjoy tonight's episode even more. Tonight is a special episode because we are coming back from the break, and you should expect a big show.   Tonight's show will be filled with intriguing topics and informative callers. We will be having a special segment after the break called "Would you Rather?" in which callers will poise questions to Kermit that force him to choose between two tough decisions. As always, our sports expert, Ryne Hancock will be on the Cannibal for what is typically the most informative segment of the show- don't miss it, tonight he's got some really great sports issues to discuss.   TOPICS: 1) Obesity in the Doctors Office: Never Trust a Fat Nurse  2) Does Drinking Spoiled Milk (Not Breast Milk) Make You Kind Hearted? 3) Beverley Hillbilies: Behind the Times or Social Pariahs? 4) Trading Souls for Earthly Pleasures: the Business of Soul Dealing and the Dangers that lie with it. 5) Anything that Glimmers In The Light: Is Moby Pickens a Simple Peddler or a Gypsy? 6) The Mystery of the Upper Decker: Fun and Games or Foul Play? 7) How to Spot an Inbred from a Mile Away 8) Jean Shorts vs Cargo Shorts 9) Do the Size of A Woman's Feet Directly Correlate to the the Ammount of Hair on her Chin? 10) Unintelligent Life on Mars and in Alabama 01:28:00The Oxford CannibalnoInbreds,Fat Nurses,Upper Decker,Alabama,JortsLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!   We certainly hope everyone enjoyed their Sabbath, and we hope you enjoy tonight's episode even more. Tonihttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/05/episode-viii-saturday-night-feverFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/05/episode-viii-saturday-night-fever/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/05/episode-viii-saturday-night-feverSun, 05 Aug 2012 02:30:00 GMTEpisode VIII: Saturday Night Fever LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!! Tonight we got a big show, bigger than ever to be exact. In light of last night's overwhelming numbers for callers and listeners, we are once again extending the show.   Tonights episode will begin at 9:30pm CT and run until 11:00pm CT. Tonight we will once again have Seymour Toboggans and Willard Johnstone in studio, as well as our Sports Segment with Ryne Hancock. Be sure and tune in as we have a ton of interesting topics and callers who are guaranteed to hold your interest throughout the night.    TOPICS: 1) Revealing the Secret to Cracker Barrel's Gravy: What Uncle Herschel Does Not want you to Know. 2) Moon Landing Conspiracy 3) Are Cargo Shorts Back? Did they ever leave? 4) Mowing the Yard Drunk: Fair or Foul? 5) The Dangers of Jenkem: Use and Manufacturing  6) Mother's Milk/ Another's Milk: The Great Breast Milk Debate 7)  Is Carrot Top a Fallen Angel? 8) Winged Reptiles 9)  Is the Powerstroke the Greatest Beast on the Road? 10) Punishment for Flatulence? 01:29:00The Oxford CannibalnoFlatulence,Mowing Drunk,MILK,Cargo Shorts,GravyLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!! Tonight we got a big show, bigger than ever to be exact. In light of last night's overwhelming numbers for chttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/04/episode-vii-the-audience-forgives-kermit-does-notFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/04/episode-vii-the-audience-forgives-kermit-does-not/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/04/episode-vii-the-audience-forgives-kermit-does-notSat, 04 Aug 2012 03:00:00 GMTEpisode VII: The Audience Forgives, Kermit Does Not LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   If you tuned in to last nights episode, you know that after the Cannibal went to break, the show crashed. One could speculate for days on what caused this, but Kermit is not one to waste time. As a result of this meltdown, Murray Shoeshire, the Oxford Cannibal's former audio technician, has been asked to resign. Also as a result of last night's meltdown, Kermit has decided to make it up to the audience by flying in one of the most popular guests into Oxford tonight for his in-studio debut. Seymour Toboggan, from down on the Bayou, will be live from Elm Street tonight to join Kermit and Shawn Davis! If that wasn't already enough, Kermit has decided to fly beloved guest caller and nature expert, Willard Johnstone, in from Arkansas to join the show tonight. Kermit felt that this was still not enough to make up for last night's debacle so there will be a number of giveaways on tonights show, including some signed Oxford Cannibal merchandise. Several topics that we did not get around to last night will be discussed tonight, so if you had anything to say about them, be sure to give us a call! TOPICS: 1) Can't Last Long in Bed: A strength or weakness? 2) Bath Salts: Fun in the Tub or Blood in the Streets? 3) Less Trustworthy: Gypsies or Native Americans? 4) Revealing the True Nature of Cracker Barrels Gravy: What Uncle Herschel doesn't want you to know 5)  Two Legged Cat- Feed it or Kill it? 6) Green Tea or Green Pee? 7) Is "Trevor" the least manly name in the English     language? 8) Terry Bradshaw's Secret Pact with Lucifer 9) Is Foy Boy Homosexual? 10) Liposuction: Option or Obsession 00:59:00The Oxford CannibalnoGypsies,Uncle Herschel,Trevor,Two-Legged Cat,Foy BoyLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!   If you tuned in to last nights episode, you know that after the Cannibal went to break, the show crashedhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/03/episode-vi-new-time-same-ole-cannibalFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/03/episode-vi-new-time-same-ole-cannibal/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/03/episode-vi-new-time-same-ole-cannibalFri, 03 Aug 2012 03:00:00 GMTEpisode VI: New Time, Same Ole Cannibal LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!   ON TONIGHTS EPISODE, WE HAVE TONS OF TOPICS AND TONS OF CALLERS IN TO REALLY SHAKE THINGS UP.   TONIGHTS SHOW STARTS AT 10PM CT, AND WILL RUN FOR A FULL HOUR, BE SURE TO TUNE IN EARLY- YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING TONIGHT!!!   TOPICS FOR TONIGHT INCLUDE:   1) Beer Vending Machines 2) Jose Canseco and other Spell Casting Athletes 3) Do you Trust Gypsies or Native Americans More? 4) Bath Salts: Fun in the Tub or Blood on the Street? 5) Did Neil Armstrong Sacrifice a Goat to Satan on the      Moon? 6) The Dangers of Jenkem - Use and Manufacturing  7) How to tell if your spouse is on Meth 8) Revealing the True Nature of Cracker Barrell's Gravy-        what Uncle Herschel didnt want you to know. 9)  Can't Last Long in Bed? Is it a sign of weakness or strength? AND THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND, 10)  What was with Foy Boy's threats towards Kermit, Elm Street, Oxford, and the World as a whole? 00:46:00The Oxford CannibalnoNasty Gravy,Bath Salts,Neil Armstrongs Goat,BEER,Foy BoyLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!   ON TONIGHTS EPISODE, WE HAVE TONS OF TOPICS AND TONS OF CALLERS IN TO REALLY SHAKE THINGS UP.   TONIGHTShttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/01/episode-v-the-cannibal-strikes-backFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/01/episode-v-the-cannibal-strikes-back/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/08/01/episode-v-the-cannibal-strikes-backWed, 01 Aug 2012 05:00:00 GMTEpisode V: The Cannibal Strikes Back LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!! TONIGHT'S SHOW IS ONE YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS, AS WE ARE ON BREAK TOMORROW NIGHT!!! TONIGHT'S TOPICS ARE QUITE INTRIGUING, AND WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT ONE OF OUR MORE INTERESTING CALLERS, FOY BOY, WILL BE CALLING IN TONIGHT. Topics Tonight Include: 1) Snoop Lion 2) Lord of The Rings Battle Royale 3) Is "Aladin" from the popular film a caricature of Satan? 4) Mysteries of the Sea 5)  Fuel Sources that Come from Bodily Functions/ Fluids 00:30:00The Oxford CannibalnoBodily Fluids,Aladin,The Sea,Snoop Lion,LOTR Battle RoyaleLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!! TONIGHT'S SHOW IS ONE YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS, AS WE ARE ON BREAK TOMORROW NIGHT!!! TONIGHT'S TOPICS ARE QUIhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/31/episode-iv-midnight-at-the-elm-street-saloonFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/31/episode-iv-midnight-at-the-elm-street-saloon/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/31/episode-iv-midnight-at-the-elm-street-saloonTue, 31 Jul 2012 05:00:00 GMTEpisode IV: Midnight at the Elm Street SaloonLIVE FROM ELM STREET, IT'S THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!IT'S MONDAY NIGHT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS- TRIVIA NIGHT!!!! BE SURE TO CALL IN, AS THE WINNER WILL BE ENTERED INTO A CONTEST TO WIN ALL SORTS OF TRINKETS THAT SHINE!!!!WE WILL OF COURSE STILL BE DISCUSSING A BEVY OF TOPICS TONIGHT WHICH ARE SURE TO ATTRACT VIEWERS FROM FAR AND WIDE! TUNE IN AS THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE FOR AN EVENING OF PURE AND SIMPLE FUN. TONIGHT'S TOPICS:1) Birds of Prey and do they Pray?2) Creatures of the Night3) Is Bill Nye the Science Guy of the Devil?4) Seeking the Cure for Testicular Arthritis5) 2012 and the Mayan prophecy00:30:00The Oxford CannibalnoFoy Boy,Mayans,Arthritis,Prey Pray,Bill NyeLIVE FROM ELM STREET, IT'S THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!IT'S MONDAY NIGHT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS- TRIVIA NIGHT!!!! BE SURE TO CALL IN, AS THE WINNER WILL BE ENThttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/30/episode-iii-sunday-night-spectacularFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/30/episode-iii-sunday-night-spectacular/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/30/episode-iii-sunday-night-spectacularMon, 30 Jul 2012 05:00:00 GMTEpisode III: Sunday Night SpectacularLIVE FROM ELM STREET, IT'S THE OXFORD CANNIBAL! ON TONIGHT'S SHOW WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST HOST IN THE STUDIO THAT WILL BE ABLE TO SHED SOME LIGHT ON SOME VERY INTERESTING NATURE RELATED TOPICS AND SEVERAL CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS TO DISCUSS! JOIN US AS THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE FOR A GREAT NIGHTTopics include: 1) Winged Mammals (other than bats) and other rare Species2) Human/Animal Hybrids3) Secret Gypsies in Hollywood4) Is Shawn Kemp a Warlock?5) Hidden Hotel SecretsENJOY00:30:00The Oxford CannibalnoShawn Kemp,Hotels,Winged,Hybrids,GypsiesLIVE FROM ELM STREET, IT'S THE OXFORD CANNIBAL! ON TONIGHT'S SHOW WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST HOST IN THE STUDIO THAT WILL BE ABLE TO SHED SOME LIGHT ON SOME VERY Ihttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/29/episode-ii-the-gnome-warsFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/29/episode-ii-the-gnome-wars/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/29/episode-ii-the-gnome-warsSun, 29 Jul 2012 05:30:00 GMTEpisode II: The Gnome Wars LIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL! Following a highly successful debut show, The Oxford Cannibal is back for the Saturday Night Special. We have lots of special topics and special guests tonight, so be sure to tune in.  Topics of Discussion Tonight: 1) Midgets as Pets 2) Is Arby's Underrated/ Is Chick-Fil-a overrated 3) Jerry Sandusky  4) The Legend of Robin Davidson 5) Is Randy Travis Immortal?     00:30:00The Oxford CannibalnoMidgets,Arbys,Immortality,Robin Davidson,SanduskyLIVE FROM ELM STREET, ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL! Following a highly successful debut show, The Oxford Cannibal is back for the Saturday Night Special. We have lhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/28/episode-i-the-oxford-menanceFunhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/28/episode-i-the-oxford-menance/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/oxfordcannibal/2012/07/28/episode-i-the-oxford-menanceSat, 28 Jul 2012 05:00:00 GMTEpisode I: The Oxford MenanceLIVE FROM ELM STREET,  ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL ON TONIGHTS DEBUT SHOW, WE WILL BE DISCUSSING A  WHOLE SLEW OF MATERIALS. JOIN US AS THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE FOR AN EVENING OF HILARITY AND DEBAUCHERY.  Notable Topics Include: 1) Chick-Fil-A Controversy 2) 2012 USA Basketball Team vs Dream Team 3) Jerry Sandusky 4) Dark Knight 5) Story Time with Kermit 00:28:00The Oxford CannibalnoChick-fil-a,Dream Team,Sandusky,Dark Knight,KermitLIVE FROM ELM STREET,  ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL ON TONIGHTS DEBUT SHOW, WE WILL BE DISCUSSING A  WHOLE SLEW OF MATERIALS. JOIN US AS THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE FO