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The Nurse has released this publicity statement from her wig bunker and fashion command center:
"For no apparent reason I've decided to be as obnoxious as possible this week, so prepare for a full-blown snark attack. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!!
"I will allow the Soundmaster to join me for another week, and joyfully welcome Sandra Furr for another Concrete Carpet. But the best part will be my very special Slut of the Week."
*blows kiss at self and then bitterly grinds lipstick into mirror*
"I've been waiting all week for this moment."
*starts cackling*
AH-HAHAHAHAHAAAA!! AHHHHH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
