It has been severl years since I performed my "nightclub act". I think we should take a break from all that is going on and enjoy my routines. I realize that you won't be able to see the expressions on my face, but use your imagination. For instance, you will hear me do a routine in the voice of Jerry Lewis as the Nutty Professor but not realize that I can alter my face, put on glasses, and slick down my hair. I will do a segment at a time. Perhaps two a week. I have a lot of material and will have to leave out most of my songs as they don't really work without accompanyment. Hope you enjoy and feel free to call in after the first half hour. Let's laugh, have fun and then share with everyone you know so that they can take a break. This first segment will be an intro as if I were standing on a stage and talking to the audience. Perhaps my rubber chickens will do the laughing.