The Indians are going to have a new look in 2018. Well... new “options” for looks anyway. No matter what option they choose, though, it will come alongside a hideously large and in-your-face guitar on the sleeve. Because money.
More importantly, in unveiling their newest jersey selection, the Indians have introduced us to my large headless son, Steven, who will soon be riding around the city of Cleveland atop a bullpen cart if I ever get my way. I love you, son.
Also, the Indians made some trades. The Yankees made some trades. And we want a trade for Joey Gallo. Right. Now.