Delicious Genderless Gene Edited Talking Fish

Ok, so the title is misleading, but we do have gene edited food that has secretly slipped into restaurants while we all slept, and genetically modified fish that our government has now approved for our consumption, and talking genderless AI assistants to help combat gender bias in robots, and stupid people taking selfies with wild animals, and a demon controlled 15 year old who brutally beat a 10 year old to death with a metal pipe.