Thirteen: The East is a Thing (we guess)

With the season fast approaching and all but one team in the Western Conference accounted for, we turn our attention to that other conference on this week's episode of the Jewelcast. We'll talk about the collection of alleged hockey teams called the Eastern Conference, asking questions such as: what are these teams? Who are these players? Why should anyone care? Noted East-hater Langluy (@langluy) of Jewels makes her much-anticapated second co-hosting appearence on the show, maybe to talk about this or maybe to talk about her cat, we're not entirely sure. In the interest of fairness, we will allow popular Twitter hockey personality and ex-In Lou We Trust blogger Kevin Sellathamby (@HellblazerVice) try to defend his pathetic excuse for an NHL conference. Three against one is fair, right?