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For Barack Obama, belief in historical predetermination substitutes for action; The White House insists the U.S. is not at war with the Islamic State it's kinda-sorta in an unbelievably small way bombing; After lots of bluster about striking ISIS in Syria, Barack Obama threw cold water on the idea, suckering those who actually believed he'd reprise the Iraq War; But even if he was, he has no strategy, as he helpfully informed ISIS, because his staff couldn't agree on one, and after all, it's not like he's commander-in-chief or anything; Or maybe it's because under Barack Obama we've switched sides in the War On Terror; Which is so delightful given what's on ISIS's "laptop of doom"; I guess that's why their North American offensive is imminent, and why Islam is inevitable.