It's Baller Friday! Stocks rise on lower U.S. Dollar. It's the first 50 days of POTUS! First the CIA, now the FBI allegedly used Bust Buy's 'Geek Squad' for secret surveillance. Why are the Republicans pushing Obamacare-lite so hard? Congressman (Rep. Mike Kelly - Penn.) claims Obama stayed in Washington D.C. to run the shadow government. Rep. Hakeem Jeffries pays tribute to Notorious B.I.G. on House floor (WTF?). South Korean President has been removed from office because of the "8 Goddesses" Cabal scandal. China warns of "first nuclear strike" in response to THAAD missile system deployment in South Korea (2 die in protests). Pope Francis suggests an openness to ordaining married men as priest. And Ghost goes off on Chicago gang story. Your calls, Twitter shoutouts and (maybe) Radio Graffiti.