1. I'll take two, please. Male rompers are lit and #Romphims is the hashtag we deserve.
2. From bad to worse. Sheriff David Clarke is joining the Department of Homeland Security despite having Russian ties. *facepalm*
3. Grasping at straws. Bill Cosby is speaking out about his upcoming trial. He insists his sexual assault charges are racially motivated.
4. Healthcare, criminal justice, and Donald Trump.
5. The next big move. The U.S. Department of Justice has opened an investigation into Jordan Edwards' death.