The Unknown Zone: Ghosts of the White House

WASHINGTON, DC –  White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.

The White House has a long been considered the most haunted homes in America. President Harry Truman said the place was haunted “sure as shooting.” Kennedy’s Press Secretary James Haggerty admitted to sensing the presence of Lincoln’s ghost in the White House, and Bush’s Press Secretary Dana Perino admitted she was a believer: “There are, from time to time, reports that the White House is haunted by mysterious appearances of figures from history, and I believe them. There have been serious people who have serious tales to tell about these encounters, and there are many people who seriously believe that there is a haunting quality to the White House.”

And now… the Obama administration is dealing with ghosts that have been unusually active over the past few weeks.  “I’m scared to death to walk into some rooms alone,” said senior adviser, Valerie Jarrett.

Hillary Rodham Clinton recently said: “It’s very creepy.  And I know it sounds crazy, but I’ve seen Richard Nixon’s ghost several times.  I think he’s targeting me.

- Frank Lane

These are a but a few of the odd and eerie ghost sightings of the White House.  Tune in for the rest of the spooktacular!