Dumbass Is The New Jackass

Hey Kids! Did you know your feces has vitamins, weed, and strawberries? Eat up, Johnny!

Why when people eat hot cheetoes, they sound like a dog panting in hot weather? Mmm, must be delish.

Raw water is a thing. News Flash: It's really bear and deer piss.

Note to vegetarians: STOP EATING THE COWS FOOD! Save the veggies for them, then us meat eaters can eat both their flesh AND those tastey greens!

Remember way back when people used to say, "Eat your heart out?" Now it's "Suck my dick."

Oh joy! Oprah used to smother Harvey Weinstein with kisses, now she's all NO MORE! I bet Clinton can have them both wacked.