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Babies will be made, and wives will be beat. All because of a game.
Drunk drivers will be all over the road. Driving while high on weed or other drugs is the same thing. Don't be a bahstad!
Peyton Manning has an annoying weirdly deep voice. It make me want to poop.
Cam Newton keeps sneezing into his arm. Someone give him a benadryl.
Anonymous is at it again, being basement tough guys while smelling like BO and mildew.
I heard Peyton yell "NEBRASKA!"
ALLAH OMAHA!
As I type this, Denver scored another touch down. Looks like Peyton had another ring like his little brother.
I'm waiting for baseball to start.
A crane in Manhatten collapsed, and was caught on camera by an italian resident. All you could hear him say was beep beep beeeeeeep.
Tom Brady was booed during the pre-game introductions.Bill Belicheck paid the crowd to boo.
