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God this is why I Need my HUSBAND!

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Your driving on a dark and isolated road. Class ended late and your car begins to sputter and the oil light is flashing. Nervously, you press the brakes gently and continue home. When you reach your street angered and nervous you tell God…

You see dad, it’s times like these I need a man. He answers back and says, “If he were here could he help you?” Then it all comes back to you he was broke, had no car, and he was living with you. You grab your bags out of the back seat and proceed into the house that God purchased for you. You give your daddy a virtual high five and say, “My bad Daddy!”

As you reflect on the time wasted entertaining such ignorance you roll your eyes at yourself. You pull out your cell phone and call your insurance company! #neveragain