The time is upon us once more. Festivus for the rest of us. There are two main parts to Festivus. The Airing of Grievances and the Feats of Strength. Since this is internet radio, we will be sticking to the grievances part.
Last year we were fortunate to get a Wednesday on December 23rd, the official day of Festivus. This year we are two days early. Grievance #1.
Twitter 2016 has become an arbitrary uber-corporate, ass-kissing, rule hiding, archive punishing, like it or lump it pile of fecal matter. Their "mission statement" is a complete fabrication, spun to attract investment and the users can eat it. Grievance #2.
This time of year, for most, involves family in likely close proximity. Enough said. Grievance #3.
Does your job suck? Of course it does. If you have one. Grievance #4.
Speaking of sucking, that brings to mind people. All of them, pretty much. Grievance #5.
Bring it, god dammit. Let's make our own Festivus Miracles. Nothing is out of bounds (at this point)