This episode of Beard Salad is much like the rest of the episodes of Beard Salad, by which I mean it is incredibly stupid, and also dumb. Maynard gets way too drunk, and Craycroft came filled-to-bursting with that ol' Pizza Dad rage we've all become so acquainted with. Cobble gets a boner. You have no way to know, do you? You weren't there. It could've happened.