(a) Michelle LaVaughn Robinson (born January 17, 1964) “Bahrain, Utah” isn’t a real place. “Samuel Kepelplorp” and “Michael Flemingston Robbins” aren’t the names of real people.
Did Judge Award Sasha and Malia Obama’s ‘Biological Father’ $14 Million? Among the many clues that something is deeply amiss with this story, is the fact that its author misspelled former President Barack Obama's name. By David Emery... Published 12 July 2019 [[[
Did Judge Award Sasha and Malia Obama’s ‘Biological Father’ $14 Million?
*The article proceeds from the counterfactual proposition that Barack Obama was in a same-sex relationship before his daughters were conceived and selected another man to be their biological father:
*Samuel Kepelplorp of Bahrain, Utah was chosen by Barrack [sic] Obama and his then-boyfriend, Michael Flemingston Robbins to be the father of two children. Those two children, Malia and Sasha Obama, were to never know about their biological father.
All of that ended when Sasha turned 18, as the couple always knew it would. Now that they’re adults, the Obama girls are no longer under the protection of their parents. Kepelplorp immediately filed suit for $40 million. His attorney, Art Tubolls, Esq., told us via email:
“Sam just wants some recognition that he provided the DNA that made the Obama girls what they are. Michelle couldn’t have chiuldren [sic],. and barack [sic] likes men. So what’s the big deal? They hid it from the people and claimed the kids were theirs. Now they’ll have to pay.”