American Daily Review: Whoops! There Goes Another CIA Spook

Haka tiki mau sha'ami leeki toru (Death to white mainland scum, but give us all your money and our own unconstitutional race-based government); Eric Shinseki resigns, and VA-gate becomes the first Obama scandal with teeth; Jay Carney finally pulls the ejection lever on one of the greatest faux ignorance performance artist careers in the history of White House propaganda - evidence of subatomic levels of self-respect or simple greed and a desire to get back to canoodling with his heroic Soviet-era propaganda posters?; and Jennifer's yard sale reconnaissance report.