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What in the world is cover 2? Like would't it make more sense to cover all of them. I mean seriously, why cover only two players when there are tons of other big bodies out there. What are the Bears, Colts, Redskins and other teams even thinking. You think they would finally realize that a defense covering more than two people makes more sense to me and my kindergarten friends. We can cover more than two people on the field and we aren't even allowed to touch people when we play at recess.

And what about this cover to robber man? I thought only good guys played in football. My girlfriend Becky told me different. She knew Bill Belichick was that ever since the beginning. I guess I just never realized how a guy that never talks can be so evil. Now I know, because little Bobby Sanders robs all the other offensive players. It makes my preschool dreams come back where Rosie O'Donnell jumps out of the closet. I will never forgive my mother for watching that show while I was a young young baby.

I will never understand why to white Freeney, Brian Earl Lacher, and other people get paid so much just to cover 2 adults playing a child's game. With $14 million this year I could feel my piggy bank one million times. That would fill up my whole bedroom. And that would be exciting because I'd love to shake piggy banks. I probably wouldn't be able to sleep just like Bill Parcells. I heard anorexic people have that problem. I mean I mean an old man with #### like my grams.

Sometimes I wonder why I am the smartest kid in my kindergarten class. I really wonder why though a kid like me who plays kickball for a living is smarter than a defense of coordinator. I guess it's time for me to stand up, talk like a man, and be a ...... a Chucky. Yes, gruesome or I mean Gruden, I'm the new defense of quarterback in town.