WARCHICK REVOLUTION  

GET OUT THERE AND TRICK OR TREAT!  SCARE SOME KIDS, EAT CANDY UNTIL YOU THROW UP...YOU KNOW, HAVE FUN!!!  YOU NEVER KNOW...WE MIGHT BE AN ISLAMMUNIST COUNTRY BY NEXT HALLOWEEN, AND WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRICK OR TREATING IN A BURKA?  THAT'S THE SCARIEST THOUGHT OF ALL! 

AL-BOO-DISTAN!

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR WARCHICK ON HALLOWEEN DAY AT WWW.GLENNBECK.COM/GLENNATE.  AFTER ALL, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT WARCHICK?  YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME TO RULE YOU WITH MY IRON GRIP OF LOGIC AND REASON, FOOL, SO VOTE ME IN AND FEEL MY WRATH!  MWAH HAH HAH!

TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE WARCHICK FOR GLENNATE!!!

10. SHE'S GORGEOUS!

9. SHE SMACKS HIPPIES!

8. SHE STOMPS COMMIES!

7. SHE SLAPS FEMMIES!

6. SHE REFUSES TO TEACH IN OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM UNTIL THE NEA IS SENT BACK TO HELL WHERE IT BELONGS.

5. SHE DIDN'T FREE WILLY HORTON.

4. SHE WANTS TO BOMB NORTH KOREA WITH GUNS, GUNS, AND MORE GUNS SO THEY CAN KILL KIM JONG IL--TWICE.

3. SHE'S CHUCK NORRIS--WITH BOOBS.

2. WHEN GOD SAID "LET THERE BE LIGHT," WARCHICK SAID, "SAY PLEASE."

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON YOU SHOULD VOTE WARCHICK FOR GLENNATE:

1. SHE'S NOT HILLARY.

IF YOU AGREE, SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON EARTH! IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE A LOSER AND SHOULD GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.  THE PRIMARIES ARE OCTOBER 31, SO PLEASE VOTE WARCHICK FOR GLENNATE AT WWW.GLENNBECK.COM!

WARCHICK FOR GLENNATE!!!

Glenn Beck, the #1 radio talk show host and #2 nightly news talk show is the first in the idea of setting up a panel of conservatives and liberals to discuss issues on his show.  I am running for one of the seats in this group, which is affectionately called the "GLENNATE."  You can vote for people you want to be part of the GLENNATE, and I know you want WARCHICK to be part of it!  Primaries are October 31st...tell everyone on earth to go to WWW.GLENNBECK.COM and VOTE FOR THE WARCHICK!!!

OK, all, my BAD!  Tonight is SENIOR NIGHT at my son's football game, and we are going to be there.  I have had to cancel tonight's show and will be rescheduling Alex into a time next week.  I apologize deeply...overwhelmed of late, and totally forgot.  Mea Culpa, and I promise to arrange killer shows next week to make up for it.

Keep the faith, bros, in all things courage, and no substitute for VICTORY.

Just thought I would give you a taste of North Korean attitude:

Successful Nuclear Test Hailed in Different Provinces

   Pyongyang, October 25 (KCNA) -- Servicepersons and people of South Phyongan, Jagang and Kangwon Provinces held rallies in their provincial capitals in welcome of the success in a historic nuclear test. Present at the rallies were leading officials of local party and power organs and working people's organizations, men and officers of the Korean People's Army, working people of different strata, youth and students.
    The speakers said that the launching of a nuclear test was a just resolution to protect the sovereignty of the country, the security of the nation and peace and stability in and around the Korean Peninsula. They warmly congratulated scientists, technicians and workers on demonstrating the might of Songun Korea with the successful nuclear test.
    The nuclear test was entirely an exercise of the sacred right of a sovereign state as it was an active countermeasure to foil the U.S. imperialists' nuclear threat and stifling moves to pull down the people-centred socialism of Korean-style, they stated.
    They castigated the U.S. imperialists for finding fault with the DPRK's nuclear test, an exercise of legitimate self-defensive right of a sovereign state, saying it shows their true feature as the wicked harasser of global peace and stability and the sworn enemy of the Korean people.
    They went on to say:
    The Korean army and people want peace but are not afraid of war. They will never allow the U.S. and its followers to encroach upon the sovereignty of the country and the right to existence of the nation.
    Any pressure and threat do not work on the Korean people. The U.S. imperialists and their followers should stop acting rashly, obsessed by a foolish daydream of stifling the DPRK.
    The Songun revolution of the DPRK is sure to triumph as its army and people have firmly stood in the same trench upholding the Workers' Party of Korea and have built nuclear deterrent for self-defense, the speakers said, calling for speeding up the revolutionary cause of Juche with the might of army-people unity.

If you buy into this crap, don't worry, I'm not going to try to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.  You're too retarded to be trusted with money!

I have to cancel tonight's show due to obligations with my family.  Please tune in tomorrow night at 6pm Pacific time, as my guest will be the famous "Alex" of several WARCHICK articles.  Click the articles below to read in advance, and have questions ready for this man, who has much to teach us about Inside Islam.

SOUNDING THE WARCRY

IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

SLEEPING GIANT--STAY AWAKE DAMMIT!

WHAT ALEX SAID

Keep the faith, bros, in all things courage, and no substitute for VICTORY.