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Viva La Raza!! Denzel Washington is in a movie called UNSTOPPABLE!!! I love hot Pockets

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Hola, como este? This week is a very special Unstoppable Radio with Van Schultz. On this show we pay homage to the late great Eddie Guerrero and we will have a fiesta in his honor. Also we will catch up with the fans because it has been two weeks since our last show and i know you have missed us as much as we missed you. Van The Man Schultz, Jason the body Neff, and Morgan the..... morgan Ferell will take your hand and lead you down a road of comedy and indecency. Hot pockets were on sale at a grocery store near my house and i went to this grocery store when i was drunk and hungry so i ended up buying about fifty dollars worth of hot pockets. So needless to say i am set when it comes to frozen pocket meals. I wish eddie guerrero was around to share one of the mexican style hot pockets a purchased. I imagine that we would have a great time doing that as amigos. Como say disa gato? Me llamo es Van, la ventena soy bano? Me es soy gordo el pinata. Fiest en es pantalones!!! Arriba!!!!! Denzel Washington is officially affiliated with a movie called Unstoppable which coincidentally is the name of my f-ing show. You do the math my friends, Denzel Washington is practically a co-host. Academy award winning actor Denzel Washington and Unprofessional Professional Van Schultz are now working together. Buckle up for the ride of your life, on a train that won't stop. Stopping this train seems to be something that is not doable. I can't seem to find a word to describe the momentum and force that this train has. I'll think of it, USA.

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