http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweekTwo Packs is the trading card comedy podcast! Join host Geoffrey Golden and a special guest as they crack open packs of bizarre, retro trading cards from The A-Team to Xena: Dangerous Liaisons. While they discover what’s inside, they discuss forgotten pop culture, geeky childhood memories, and a thoughtful exploration of the human condition through a post-post-modern lens. (Or, y'know, Garbage Pail Kids.)enCopyright Two Packs (C/O Blogtalkradio)Sat, 15 Jun 2019 09:00:00 GMTMon, 15 May 2017 07:00:00 GMTHobbiesBlogTalkRadio Feed v2.0https://dasg7xwmldix6.cloudfront.net/hostpics/aceae447-43ed-400e-91b4-83d70d9dcc27_twopacks_itunes.jpghttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweekTwo Packs is the trading card comedy podcast! Join host Geoffrey Golden and a special guest as they crack open packs of bizarre, retro trading cards from The A-Team to Xena: Dangerous Liaisons. While they discover what’s inside, they discuss forgotten pop culture, geeky childhood memories, and a thoughtful exploration of the human condition through a post-post-modern lens. (Or, y'know, Garbage Pail Kids.)feeds@blogtalkradio.comBlogTalkRadio.comcomedy,hobby,trading,cards,funny,hobbie,movie,retro,nostalgia,70s,80s,90s,non-sportsMeltdown Comics*yesGeoffrey Golden and special comedy guest(s) open up two packs of crazy retro trading cards each week. Hilarity ensues...episodichttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/05/15/51-pack-attack-pukeymon-vs-zero-heroes-w-asterios-kokkinosHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/05/15/51-pack-attack-pukeymon-vs-zero-heroes-w-asterios-kokkinos/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/05/15/51-pack-attack-pukeymon-vs-zero-heroes-w-asterios-kokkinosMon, 15 May 2017 07:00:00 GMT#51: PACK ATTACK: Pukeymon vs. Zero Heroes (w/ Asterios Kokkinos)The series finale of Two Packs is a massive Pack Attack battle royale! Guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and host Geoffrey Golden open packs of Zero Heroes and Pukeymon cards, then combine them to make a collectable card game. Who’s the more mighty urinator: Power Baby or Starpee? Will Burple get indigestion from eating the Great Gobbler? Which is uglier: Captain Ugly or the art on the Pukeymon cards? All these important questions might very well be answered on the puketabulous final episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Asterios Kokkinos - https://twitter.com/asterios Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Toys “4” Cheap - http://a.co/fO87EIE Wet Hot American Summer: Fantasy Camp - http://kck.st/2oRCSrK Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Zero Heroes Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/b0qhmufrrwmy98o/e051-zeroheroes-front.jpeg?dl=0 Pukeymon Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8hmjlsgxbyitf7d/e051-pukeymon-front.jpeg?dl=0 Zero Heroes / Pukeymon Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/odrcuxkr7wt1bd9/e051-zeroheroes-pukeymon-back.jpeg?dl=0 Magic: the Gathering 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/7wxnokc6p51vq0l/e051-magicTG-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Magic: the Gathering 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/i8jj95zilj9smb9/e051-magicTG-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 00:48:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,cards,trading,tradingcards,hobbyThe series finale of Two Packs is a massive Pack Attack battle royale! Guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and host Geoffrey Golden open packs of Zero Herhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/05/03/50-garbage-pail-kids-w-r-sikoryakHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/05/03/50-garbage-pail-kids-w-r-sikoryak/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/05/03/50-garbage-pail-kids-w-r-sikoryakWed, 03 May 2017 07:00:00 GMT#50: Garbage Pail Kids (w/ R. Sikoryak)Guest R. Sikoryak (Terms and Conditions graphic novel) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! On this special behind-the-cards episode, Geoffrey interviews Bob about his time at Topps in the 1980s writing gags for Garbage Pail Kids and Toxic High. They discuss how Garbage Pail Kids were made, the now famous indie cartoonists who all relied on Topps for a paycheck at the time, and Bob’s new use of illustrated parodies: to take on Trump. All this on this Adam Bomb-in’ episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @rsikoryak @geoffreygolden Check it out: Terms and Conditions - https://www.drawnandquarterly.com/terms-and-conditions The Unquotable Trump - https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/ Garbage Pail Kids Book - http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/garbage-pail-kids_9781419702709/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/6iarw1o95w3jhtv/e050-garbagepail-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5emsfpnl0zjvjbd/e050-garbagepail-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:22:00Meltdown Comics*yesgarbage,pail,kids,cards,tradingOn this special behind-the-cards episode, Geoffrey interviews guest R. Sikoryak about his time at Topps in the 1980s writing gags for Garbage Pail Kids and Toxihttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/04/27/49-wanted-by-fbi-true-crime-ii-w-jamie-loftusHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/04/27/49-wanted-by-fbi-true-crime-ii-w-jamie-loftus/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/04/27/49-wanted-by-fbi-true-crime-ii-w-jamie-loftusThu, 27 Apr 2017 07:00:00 GMT#49: Wanted By FBI + True Crime II (w/ Jamie Loftus)Guest Jamie Loftus (Comedy Central) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of lawbreaking trading cards – Wanted By FBI (1993) and True Crime II (1992). While opening the packs, they discuss hot cigarette peddler Joe Doto, computer criminal “slash” murder attempter John Aleshe, and the love of Jamie’s life, Robert Durst. All this on this incarcerated episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @hamburgerphone @geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/choqxx09t90k1vn/e049-fbi-true-crime-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/wg7ejzedk3j06y2/e049-fbi-true-crime-back.jpeg?dl=0   00:34:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,wanted,FBI,criminal,trueGuest Jamie Loftus (Comedy Central) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of lawbreaking trading cahttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/04/19/48-gruesome-greetings-tmnt-3-w-danny-lacyHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/04/19/48-gruesome-greetings-tmnt-3-w-danny-lacy/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/04/19/48-gruesome-greetings-tmnt-3-w-danny-lacyWed, 19 Apr 2017 07:00:00 GMT#48: Gruesome Greetings + TMNT 3 (w/ Danny Lacy)Guest Danny Lacy (Crack-Duck) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of ooze-covered cards – Gruesome Greetings (1992) and TMNT 3 (1993). While opening the packs, they discuss why the best Pokemon were the trash Pokemon, how a pig’s butt can launch a woman into space, and why the Ninja Turtles looked more disgusting than usual in their third movie. All this on this gross-out episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @garbageville @geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: TMNT 3 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/83b4etz80ykijl7/e048-tmnt3-front.jpeg?dl=0 TMNT 3 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lmg3xci42uu87u6/e048-tmnt3-back.jpeg?dl=0 Gruesome Greetings Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ex3pov0jpj7o6p9/e048-gruesomegreets-front.jpeg?dl=0 Gruesome Greetings Inside - https://www.dropbox.com/s/uk6c6l05fk0bf21/e048-gruesomegreets-inside1.jpeg?dl=0 Gruesome Greetings Inside 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/tk4sapl5hq0ru2v/e048-gruesomegreets-inside2.jpeg?dl=0   00:29:00Meltdown Comics*yestrading,cards,hobby,comedy,funnyGuest Danny Lacy (Crack-Duck) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of ooze-covered cards – Gruesomhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/04/13/47-american-gladiators-looney-tunes-comic-ball-w-grant-pardeeHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/04/13/47-american-gladiators-looney-tunes-comic-ball-w-grant-pardee/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/04/13/47-american-gladiators-looney-tunes-comic-ball-w-grant-pardeeThu, 13 Apr 2017 07:00:00 GMT#47: American Gladiators + Looney Tunes Comic Ball (w/ Grant Pardee)Guest Grant Pardee (Vice) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of sports-ish cards – American Gladiators (1991) and Comic Ball IV: Comic Bowl (1992). While opening the packs, they discuss how little they remembered about American Gladiators vs. how crazy it was, the perennial sadness of being a Buffalo Bills fan, and the cultural inevitability of Space Jam. All this on this tennis ball shooting episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @grantpa @geoffreygolden   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: American Gladiators Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/f9bkuyaf28cjw1j/e047-american-gladiators-front.jpeg?dl=0 American Gladiators Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/bwxvgj3l60yajnx/e047-american-gladiators-back.jpeg?dl=0 Comic Ball Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/0gwjcyb7k1cjq9w/e047-comicball-front.jpeg?dl=0 Comic Ball Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/bwxvgj3l60yajnx/e047-american-gladiators-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:33:00Meltdown Comics*yescards,trading,comdey,funny,grantGuest Grant Pardee (Vice) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of sports-ish cards – American Gladhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/03/23/46-snl-coneheads-w-bennie-arthurHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/03/23/46-snl-coneheads-w-bennie-arthur/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/03/23/46-snl-coneheads-w-bennie-arthurThu, 23 Mar 2017 07:00:00 GMT#46: SNL + Coneheads (w/ Bennie Arthur)Guest Bennie Arthur (Drunk History) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of early 90s SNL cards – Saturday Night Live (1992) and Coneheads: The Movie (1993). While opening the packs, they discuss how America needs Stewart Smalley more than ever, the brilliant decision to make a Coneheads movie 16 years after the characters were popular, plus Bennie and Geoffrey bust out their flawless impressions of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger. All this on this cone-honing episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @benniearthur @geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qx32ttjwb9oe8op/e046-snl-coneheads-back.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qx32ttjwb9oe8op/e046-snl-coneheads-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:36:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,trading cards,hobby,SNL,Saturday Night LiveBennie Arthur (Drunk History) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of early 90s SNL cards – Saturdhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/03/08/45-x-force-plasm-w-danielle-radfordHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/03/08/45-x-force-plasm-w-danielle-radford/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/03/08/45-x-force-plasm-w-danielle-radfordWed, 08 Mar 2017 08:00:00 GMT#45: X-Force + Plasm (w/ Danielle Radford)Guest Danielle Radford (Screen Junkies) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of early 90s superhero cards – X-Force (1991) and Plasm (1993). While opening the packs, they discuss casting Sabretooth in a production of Cats, whether “side abs” are a thing, and the ogling of alien dudes’ butts. All on this mechanical limbed episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @danielleradford @geoffreygolden Links to check out: Tights and Fights - http://maximumfun.org/shows/tights-and-fights Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/tdn8xzde0ivczyh/e045-xforce-plasm-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3z5zdx9tb8yzrjh/e045-xforce-plasm-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:35:00Meltdown Comics*yesnerd,comedy,humor,funny,weirdGuest Danielle Radford (Screen Junkies) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of early 90s superherhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/02/18/44-sliders-fox-kids-network-w-julia-prescottHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/02/18/44-sliders-fox-kids-network-w-julia-prescott/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/02/18/44-sliders-fox-kids-network-w-julia-prescottSat, 18 Feb 2017 08:00:00 GMT#44: Sliders + Fox Kids Network (w/ Julia Prescott)Guest Julia Prescott (Cartoon Network) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Fox TV cards – Sliders (1997) and Fox Kids Network (1995). While opening the packs, they discuss their high school moneymaking schemes, the worst part of Sliders (Kromaggs) and the best part of Sliders (episodes without Kromaggs), and how early 90s CG was a bad look for a beloved X-Man. All this on this dimension-hopping episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Julia Prescott - https://twitter.com/juliaprescott Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: NerdMelt Lecture Series - https://www.facebook.com/NerdMelt-Lecture-Series-1804893239761136/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/q5ro7m16uubz2at/e044-foxkids-sliders-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/jh1cyo5nzafkjif/e044-foxkids-sliders-back.jpg?dl=0 Arthur Pop-Up - https://www.dropbox.com/s/q31foa7htk47x1b/e044-foxkids-popup.jpg?dl=0 00:35:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,trding,cards,hobby,hobbiesGuest Julia Prescott (Cartoon Network) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Fox TV cards – Slidhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/02/08/43-archie-comics-beverly-hills-90210-w-erin-mallory-longHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/02/08/43-archie-comics-beverly-hills-90210-w-erin-mallory-long/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/02/08/43-archie-comics-beverly-hills-90210-w-erin-mallory-longWed, 08 Feb 2017 08:00:00 GMT#43: Archie Comics + Beverly Hills 90210 (w/ Erin Mallory Long)Guest Erin Mallory Long (Cracked) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of cool teen cards – Archie Comics Cards (1992) and Beverly Hills 90210 (1991). While opening the packs, they discuss how everyone in Riverdale is constantly ogling Veronica in her bikinis, how the male characters on 90210 are physically indistinguishable, and they try to solve the mystery of what’s up with Jughead. All this on the love triangle that is Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Erin Mallory Long - https://twitter.com/erinmallorylong Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Best of Friends Podcast - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/best-of-friends-podcast/id952471642 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Archie Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/6qvtax2nmct98ip/e043-archie-front.jpeg?dl=0 Archie Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/e023ffqqsv2lida/e043-archie-back.jpeg?dl=0 90210 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ith12dzwrjwhtj9/e043-90210-front.jpeg?dl=0 90210 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ezrp64ih2tvgsqo/e043-90210-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:38:00Meltdown Comics*yes90210,cards,archie,trading,comedyGuest Erin Mallory Long (Cracked) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of cool teen cards – Archiehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/02/01/42-who-framed-roger-rabbit-mad-magazine-w-aaron-sparrowHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/02/01/42-who-framed-roger-rabbit-mad-magazine-w-aaron-sparrow/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/02/01/42-who-framed-roger-rabbit-mad-magazine-w-aaron-sparrowWed, 01 Feb 2017 08:00:00 GMT#42: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? + MAD Magazine (w/ Aaron Sparrow)Guest Aaron Sparrow (Darkwing Duck Comics) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of looney, toony cards – MAD Magazine (1992) and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1987). While opening the packs, they discuss the versatility of the word “Booooiiiing!”, how to bring MAD Magazine into this century, and the drop-dead sexiness of shirtless Bob Hoskins. All on “the lighter side” of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Aaron Sparrow - https://twitter.com/Aaron_Sparrow Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Darkwing Duck Comics - http://a.co/854J0o9 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nxanrcf1aex2wfj/e042-mad-rogerrabbit-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/4tvqxeqpui0uy6y/e042-mad-rogerrabbit-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:33:00Meltdown Comics*yeshobby,cards,comedy,funny,tradingAaron Sparrow (Darkwing Duck Comics) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of looney, toony cards –http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/01/25/41-growing-pains-laffs-w-ryan-sandovalHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/01/25/41-growing-pains-laffs-w-ryan-sandoval/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/01/25/41-growing-pains-laffs-w-ryan-sandovalWed, 25 Jan 2017 08:00:00 GMT#41: Growing Pains + LAFFS (w/ Ryan Sandoval)Guest Ryan Sandoval (Amazon Studios) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Urkel-riffic cards – LAFFS (1991) and Growing Pains (1988). While opening the packs, they discuss why so many sitcom characters get race horses, children so awful you want to punch them in the face, and how Perfect Strangers, Full House and Family Matters take place in the same shared universe. All on this heartwarming episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Ryan Sandoval - https://twitter.com/ryandsandoval Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The D.A.D.D.Y. Complex - http://a.co/itneoCN   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: LAFFS Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/f1id4nqjtexeu9e/e041-laffs-front.jpeg?dl=0 LAFFS Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/cuncfip2pozumd6/e041-laffs-back.jpeg?dl=0 Growing Pains Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/vlhee93ps87jtzw/e041-growingpains-front.jpeg?dl=0 Growing Pains Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2occ3m2g934tuik/e041-growingpains-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:33:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,cards,trading,comics,nerdGuest Ryan Sandoval (Amazon Studios) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Urkel-riffic cards –http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/01/20/40-toxic-high-school-grossville-high-w-stephen-perlsteinHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/01/20/40-toxic-high-school-grossville-high-w-stephen-perlstein/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2017/01/20/40-toxic-high-school-grossville-high-w-stephen-perlsteinFri, 20 Jan 2017 08:00:00 GMT#40: Toxic High School + Grossville High (w/ Stephen Perlstein)Guest Stephen Perlstein (Cartoon Network’s Wabbit) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of disturbing high school cards – Grossville High (1986) and Toxic High School (1991). While opening the packs, they discuss the most effective ways to bribe a teacher, how Pretty Boy Roy does NOT live up to his nickname, and one trading card wins the yearbook award for “Most Racist.” All on this barely passing episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Stephen Perlstein - https://twitter.com/perlstein Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: You Should Love Wrestling - http://boardwalkaudio.com/youshouldlovewrestling/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Grossville Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/d5pvxdd6t6lrbh5/e040-grossville-front.jpeg?dl=0 Grossville Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3llfuj24vd8wp17/e040-grossville-back.jpeg?dl=0 Toxic Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/utfxvvhi0017ra0/e040-toxic-front.jpeg?dl=0 Toxic Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/kni0xcbls9i89u4/e040-toxic-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:38:00Meltdown Comics*yesgross,high,highschool,school,geoffreyGuest Stephen Perlstein (Cartoon Network’s Wabbit) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of disturbhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/12/21/39-meltdown-podcast-network-crossover-specialHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/12/21/39-meltdown-podcast-network-crossover-special/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/12/21/39-meltdown-podcast-network-crossover-specialWed, 21 Dec 2016 08:00:00 GMT#39: Meltdown Podcast network Crossover SpecialRecorded LIVE at Los Angeles Comic Con 2016! From Anime to Zines, the Meltdown Podcast Network has a show for every type of geek and nerd out there. Join us as the Meltdown hosts collide in this one-of-a-kind geek podcast crossover. Hosted by Geoffrey Golden (Two Packs) and featuring Matt Kennedy (Pod Sequentialism), Mason Booker (Anime Attic), Aristotle Acevedo (It's Pronounced Zine), Natasha Chandel (Kinda Dating) and Dan Brozo (Battlecast). Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @GeoffreyGolden Credits: Producer – Mason Booker Engineer – Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil 00:49:00Meltdown Comics*yesmeltdown,network,crossover,comedy,funnyFrom Anime to Zines, the Meltdown Podcast Network has a show for every type of geek and nerd out there. Join us as the Meltdown hosts collide in this one-of-a-khttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/12/15/38-gremlins-universal-party-monsters-w-jenny-jaffeHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/12/15/38-gremlins-universal-party-monsters-w-jenny-jaffe/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/12/15/38-gremlins-universal-party-monsters-w-jenny-jaffeThu, 15 Dec 2016 08:00:00 GMT#38: Gremlins + Universal Party Monsters (w/ Jenny Jaffe)Guest Jenny Jaffe (Big Hero 6: The Series) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs’ all-holiday special! This week, they open packs of cards loosely themed around December holidays – Gremlins (1984) and Universal Party Monsters (1992). While opening the packs, they discuss the grossness of Gizmo’s screaming mouth, the sausage party that is the Universal Monsters, and the unspoken rule of Mogwai: poke air holes into their containers. All on this gift wrapped episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Jenny Jaffe - @jennyjaffe Geoffrey Golden - @geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Project UROK - http://projecturok.org/ Dream It! Screw It! - http://a.co/41jODfl   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere “Jingle Bells” by juskiddink on FreeSound.org Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/x9td3jzbm9ahy8l/e038-gremlins-party-monsters-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/viubrzp1p6f1es3/e038-gremlins-party-monsters-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:36:00Meltdown Comics*yesJenny,Jaffe,Geoffrey,Golden,tradingGuest Jenny Jaffe (Big Hero 6: The Series) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs’ all-holiday special! This week, they open packs of cards loosely themed arohttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/12/07/37-wacko-saurs-disneys-dinosaurs-w-hana-michelsHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/12/07/37-wacko-saurs-disneys-dinosaurs-w-hana-michels/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/12/07/37-wacko-saurs-disneys-dinosaurs-w-hana-michelsWed, 07 Dec 2016 08:00:00 GMT#37: Wacko-Saurs + Disney’s Dinosaurs (w/ Hana Michels)Guest Hana Michels (Funny or Die) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a pre-historic episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of dino cards – Disney’s Dinosaurs (1991) and Wacko-Saurs (1987). While opening the packs, they discuss Baby Dinosaur’s vacant/menacing expression, uncover absolute worst dinosaur jokes ever written, and they perform a rousing rendition of the Was Not Was classic “Walk the Dinosaur.” All on this T-Rex-cellent episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics – gotta love it! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Hana Michels - https://twitter.com/hanamichels Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Dream It! Screw It! - http://a.co/bUu9oAf   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/rmhxofi31n871tl/e037-dinosaurs-wacko-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9h13q12322aj9na/e037-dinosaurs-wacko-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:29:00Meltdown Comics*yescards,trading,hobby,funny,comedyGuest Hana Michels (Funny or Die) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a pre-historic episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs ohttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/29/36-snow-white-adventures-of-pinocchio-w-gail-goldenHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/29/36-snow-white-adventures-of-pinocchio-w-gail-golden/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/29/36-snow-white-adventures-of-pinocchio-w-gail-goldenTue, 29 Nov 2016 08:00:00 GMT#36: Snow White + Adventures of Pinocchio (w/ Gail Golden)Guest Gail Golden (“Mrs. Claus” in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade) joins her son (!) Geoffrey Golden for an enchanted episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of fairy tale cards – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1994) and The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss Pepe the Knockoff Cricket, the attempted murder of Snow White by the dwarfs, and actress Gail’s many roles, including Mrs. Claus, a mischievous skunk, and refrigerator gas. All on this nose-lengthening episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Gail Golden - http://gailgoldenactor.com   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/mgizn2121hrzsvv/e036-pinocchio-snow-white-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/e9hkoodx32e8c4c/e036-pinocchio-snow-white-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:27:00Meltdown Comics*yesdisney,fairy tail,fairytale,snow white,pinocchioGuest Gail Golden (“Mrs. Claus” in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade) joins her son (!) Geoffrey Golden for an enchanted episode of Two Packs They open packs ohttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/22/35-lost-all-my-children-w-joey-cliftHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/22/35-lost-all-my-children-w-joey-clift/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/22/35-lost-all-my-children-w-joey-cliftTue, 22 Nov 2016 08:00:00 GMT#35: Lost + All My Children (w/ Joey Clift)Guest Joey Clift (The Nerdist) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a soapy episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of ABC drama cards – All My Children (1991) and Lost (2006) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss helicopter prison breaks, the paperwork involved in selling a child, and Geoffrey tries to remember anything about Lost. All on this episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics (and the Dharma Initiative)! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Joey Clift (aka Garfield Official) - https://twitter.com/joeytainment Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: 25 Minutes of Silence Podcast - https://art19.com/shows/25-minutes-of-silence   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/uussr3e80xkyjoa/e035-lost-all-my-children-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/4ndxros2n4mmh91/e035-lost-all-my-children-back.jpg?dl=0 00:32:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,funny,cards,trading,trading cardsGuest Joey Clift (The Nerdist) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a soapy episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of ABC dramhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/15/34-pack-attack-24-vs-austin-powers-w-asterios-kokkinosHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/15/34-pack-attack-24-vs-austin-powers-w-asterios-kokkinos/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/15/34-pack-attack-24-vs-austin-powers-w-asterios-kokkinosTue, 15 Nov 2016 08:00:00 GMT#34: PACK ATTACK: 24 vs. Austin Powers (w/ Asterios Kokkinos)Pack Attack is back baby, yeah! Guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and host Geoffrey Golden open packs from the 24 and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me collectible card games, then make up and play a game combining both cards. Will Austin Powers be-have when teaming with Jack Bauer? Can Fat Bastard successfully put Terrorist Kal Penn into his belly? Will someone throw President Charles Logan a frickin’ bone? All these important questions will be answered on this shagadellic episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @asterios @geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Toys “4” Cheap a.co/fO87EIE   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images:   Card Images: 24 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/om9uz7bjn4o2pa4/e034-24-front.jpeg?dl=0 24 Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/seoybqjw0u09ihr/e034-24-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Austin Powers Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/bxkxml1woopeddj/e034-austin-powers-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Austin Powers Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/xg1m18dbzlss9nb/e034-austin-powers-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Austin Powers Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lx5v1qhwn9wl6s5/e034-austin-powers-back.jpeg?dl=0     00:45:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,cards,trading,trading cards,funnyAsterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and host Geoffrey Golden open packs from the 24 and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me collectible card games, then makehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/07/33-fright-flicks-you-slay-me-w-yehudi-mercado-at-la-comic-con-2016Hobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/07/33-fright-flicks-you-slay-me-w-yehudi-mercado-at-la-comic-con-2016/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/11/07/33-fright-flicks-you-slay-me-w-yehudi-mercado-at-la-comic-con-2016Mon, 07 Nov 2016 08:00:00 GMT#33: Fright Flicks + You Slay Me (w/ Yehudi Mercado at LA Comic-Con 2016)Guest Yehudi Mercado (Rocket Salvage) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a spooktacular episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show, just in time for the scariest day of the year... Election Day! Live at Los Angeles Comic-Con, they open packs of Fright Flicks (1988) and You Slay Me (1992) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss whether it's PC to assume all ghouls drive hearses, Jeff Goldblum's grossest role, and whether Freddy Krueger would be a viable presidential candidate. All on this spooktabulous episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Yehudi Mercado - https://twitter.com/ymercado Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Hero Hotel - http://www.herohotelcomic.com Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/tl5ekocyfjodtgi/e033-you-slay-me-fright-flicks-front.jpg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8b6d3k8er6cbq5u/e033-you-slay-me-fright-flicks-back.jpg?dl=0 00:31:00Meltdown Comics*yesFright,flicks,you slay me,cards,trading cardsGuest Yehudi Mercado (Rocket Salvage) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a spooktacular episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show, just in time for the scahttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/10/18/32-sears-legends-congo-w-brandon-birdHobbieshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/10/18/32-sears-legends-congo-w-brandon-bird/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/10/18/32-sears-legends-congo-w-brandon-birdTue, 18 Oct 2016 07:00:00 GMT#32: Sears Legends + Congo (w/ Brandon Bird)Guest Brandon Bird (Astonishing World of Art) joins host Geoffrey Golden for an ape blasting episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Sears Legends (2014) and Congo: the Movie (1995) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss hippo attacks, Brandon’s cross-country journey immortalizing Sears stores, and the magical Kathleen Kennedy trading card portal. All on this softer sided episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Brandon Bird - https://twitter.com/Brandon_Bird Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Jerry Orbach Memorial Art Car Kickstarter – http://kck.st/2cQDmF5 Brandon Bird’s Artwork - http://www.brandonbird.com/ Dream It! Screw It! – https://amzn.com/1942099126   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/q54hvvqhe10xi7v/e032-sears-congo-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/dapuzkzv743xjwa/e032-sears-congo-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:29:00Meltdown Comics*yescards,hobbies,trading cards,sears,brandonGuest Brandon Bird (Astonishing World of Art) joins host Geoffrey Golden for an ape blasting episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This weehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/10/13/31-saved-by-the-bell-the-college-years-happy-days-w-matt-kennedyComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/10/13/31-saved-by-the-bell-the-college-years-happy-days-w-matt-kennedy/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/10/13/31-saved-by-the-bell-the-college-years-happy-days-w-matt-kennedyThu, 13 Oct 2016 07:00:00 GMT#31: Saved by the Bell: The College Years + Happy Days (w/ Matt Kennedy)Guest Matt Kennedy (Pod Sequentialism) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a super cool greaser episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1994) and Happy Days (1998) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss how Dustin Diamond killed Matt’s opportunity to be on Saved by the Bell, Fonz looking uncomfortable because he’s surrounded by too few women, and they perform the creepiest reading of the back of a trading card ever. All on this time-stopping episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Pod Sequentialism – https://twitter.com/PodSeq Dream It! Screw It! – https://amzn.com/1942099126 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/0cgq7wrl0eadx4w/e031-saved-bell-happy-days-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2orfmo60o5wf21w/e031-saved-bell-happy-days-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:31:00Meltdown Comics*yesComedy,cards,trading cards,Happy Days,Saved by the bellMatt Kennedy (Pod Sequentialism) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a super cool greaser episode of Two Packs a Week! This week, they open packs of Saved by the Belhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/10/04/30-norfin-trolls-adventures-in-fantasy-w-renie-rivasComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/10/04/30-norfin-trolls-adventures-in-fantasy-w-renie-rivas/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/10/04/30-norfin-trolls-adventures-in-fantasy-w-renie-rivasTue, 04 Oct 2016 07:00:00 GMT#30: Norfin Trolls + Adventures in Fantasy (w/ Renie Rivas)Guest Renie Rivas (Mighty Magiswords) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a hair-raising episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Michael Whelan Adventures in Fantasy (1993) and Norfin Trolls (1993) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the practicality of wearing a fur bikini in an arctic tundra, the connection between the Troll dolls and the Olsen Twins, and illustrator Michael Whelan's fantastic world of excuses. All on this norfin' episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Renie Rivas - https://twitter.com/renie_rivas Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Dream It! Screw It! – https://amzn.com/1942099126 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Check out the card images on: http://www.meltcomics.com/blog/category/two-packs-a-week/ 00:31:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,trading,cards,funny,Michael WhelanGuest Renie Rivas (Mighty Magiswords) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a hair-raising episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they ohttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/09/20/29-ninja-turtles-1st-movie-ninja-turtles-original-series-w-jesse-sniderComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/09/20/29-ninja-turtles-1st-movie-ninja-turtles-original-series-w-jesse-snider/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/09/20/29-ninja-turtles-1st-movie-ninja-turtles-original-series-w-jesse-sniderTue, 20 Sep 2016 07:00:00 GMT#29: Ninja Turtles (1st Movie)+ Ninja Turtles (Original Series) (w/ Jesse SniderGuest Jesse Snider (Evil Ernie) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a turtle powered episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie (1990) and animated series (1989) trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the etiquette for relieving yourself in a sewer lair, whether Shredder would actually eat turtle soup if given the opportunity, and the Secret of the Original Theme Song. All on this nunchuck-wielding episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Jesse Snider - https://twitter.com/tweetjesse Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Blacklight District – http://www.blacklightdistrict.co/ Dream It! Screw It! – https://amzn.com/1942099126   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: TMNT Movie Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qysgg1u9kwwavnv/e029-tmnt-movie-front.jpeg?dl=0 TMNT Movie Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/luzcqdlcry2mzcu/e029-tmnt-movie-back.jpeg?dl=0 TMNT Series Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1w6n487oj3xub58/e029-tmnt-series-front.jpeg?dl=0 TMNT Series Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ho5bocdjyy3k74k/e029-tmnt-series-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:27:00Meltdown Comics*yesjesse,comics,comix,comic book,tmntGuest Jesse Snider (Evil Ernie) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a turtle powered episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they openhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/09/13/28-gong-show-rock-stars-1979-w-joshua-heller-erika-brooksComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/09/13/28-gong-show-rock-stars-1979-w-joshua-heller-erika-brooks/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/09/13/28-gong-show-rock-stars-1979-w-joshua-heller-erika-brooksTue, 13 Sep 2016 07:00:00 GMT#28: Gong Show + Rock Stars (1979) (w/ Joshua Heller & Erika Brooks)Guests Joshua Heller and Erika Brooks Adickman (2 Jews Talking) join host Geoffrey Golden for a macho macho episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Rock Stars (1979) and Gong Show trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss which Village People member is ‘turned on’ by uggos, a Gong Show contestant who’s melting in (hopefully) chocolate, and they sing the greatest hits of everyone’s favorite rock group The Babys. All on this gong-tastic episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek 2 Jews Talking - https://twitter.com/2JewsTalking Joshua Heller - https://twitter.com/joshuaheller Erika Brooks Adickman - https://twitter.com/thiserikalife Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: 2 Jews Talking – https://t.co/5DabBtWjcH   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Rock Stars Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/n4wiympjdo3xv8c/e028-rock-star-front.jpeg?dl=0 Rock Stars Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/fa9alesor3ggelc/e028-rock-star-back.jpeg?dl=0 Gong Show Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1ht84pwtqvgmxco/e028-gong-front.jpeg?dl=0 Gong Show Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/h9eg8nixm1lwzb0/e028-gong-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:29:00Meltdown Comics*yescards,comedy,trading,jews,meltdoenGuests Joshua Heller and Erika Brooks Adickman (2 Jews Talking) join host Geoffrey Golden for a macho macho episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/09/07/27-magnum-pi-buck-rogers-w-lara-ingrahamComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/09/07/27-magnum-pi-buck-rogers-w-lara-ingraham/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/09/07/27-magnum-pi-buck-rogers-w-lara-ingrahamWed, 07 Sep 2016 07:00:00 GMT#27: Magnum PI + Buck Rogers (w/ Lara Ingraham)Guest Lara Ingraham (Key & Peele) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a mustachioed episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Magnum PI and Buck Rogers trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss why Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds are fundamentally the same, a controversial new method for rehabilitate drug addicts (getting shot into space), and Magnum’s sweaty, shirtless, hairy workout routine. All on this space exploring episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Hairapy – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUhV-DNLOuCQ-pYHOlA3nxQ   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Magnum PI Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/uij4icvofhkq5x4/e027-magnum-front.jpeg?dl=0 Magnum PI Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3jlxky5fnsoiumc/e027-magnum-back.jpeg?dl=0 Buck Rogers Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lcyi3oucbckkgr8/e027-buck-rogers-front.jpeg?dl=0 Buck Rogers Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/0xo1hxhmvw877t9/e027-buck-rogers-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Buck Rogers Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nx44ldmg5926oik/e027-buck-rogers-back.jpeg?dl=0 Buck Rogers Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8fq1kucgbd7fx9t/e027-buck-rogers-back-2.jpeg?dl=0   00:27:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,lara ingrham,hairapy,trading,cardGuest Lara Ingraham (Key & Peele) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a mustachioed episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open phttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/08/23/26-sonic-the-hedgehog-howard-the-duck-w-ify-nwadiweComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/08/23/26-sonic-the-hedgehog-howard-the-duck-w-ify-nwadiwe/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/08/23/26-sonic-the-hedgehog-howard-the-duck-w-ify-nwadiweTue, 23 Aug 2016 07:00:00 GMT#26: Sonic the Hedgehog + Howard the Duck (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)Guest Ify Nwadiwe (@Midnight) joins host Geoffrey Golden for an anthropomorphic episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Howard the Duck and Sonic the Hedgehog trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss Howard’s current standing in the furry community, why Dr. Robotnik would go to the trouble of putting woodland critters into robots, and the most important criteria for a step family: do they own a Sega Genesis? All on this ring-hoarding episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! 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Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Ify Nwadiwe - https://twitter.com/ifysnotfunny Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Howard the Duck Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/waqqnz62z19dblr/e026-howard-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Howard the Duck Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qm8hmosp3yaeoe9/e026-howard-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Howard the Duck Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/l2k3h5oymyz3dr2/e026-howard-back.jpeg?dl=0 Sonic the Hedgehog Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2fan4gjfnik3l3t/e026-sonic-front.jpeg?dl=0 Sonic the Hedgehog Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/v48j7td5oydn32v/e026-sonic-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:32:00Meltdown Comics*yestrading,cards,meltdown,comics,comixGuest Ify Nwadiwe (@Midnight) joins host Geoffrey Golden for an anthropomorphic episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they openhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/08/09/25-street-fighter-2-street-fighter-the-movie-w-madeleine-floresComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/08/09/25-street-fighter-2-street-fighter-the-movie-w-madeleine-flores/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/08/09/25-street-fighter-2-street-fighter-the-movie-w-madeleine-floresTue, 09 Aug 2016 07:00:00 GMT#25: Street Fighter 2 + Street Fighter: the Movie (w/ Madeleine Flores)Guest Madeleine Flores (Adventure Time) joins host Geoffrey Golden for the championship edition of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Street Fighter 2 and Street Fighter: the Movie trading cards. While opening the packs, they’re repulsed at Guile’s constipation face, gawk at Ken mopping up a pool of his own sweat, and – inspired by Vega – figure out the ultimate 1999 AIM screen name. All on this hundred hand slapping episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Madeleine Flores - https://twitter.com/heymadeleine Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Madeleine Flores on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heymadeleine/ Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Street Fighter 2 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9hxcgaau7qxaelx/e023-SF2-front.jpeg?dl=0 Street Fighter 2 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/f9dludanwuctr2l/e023-SF2-back.jpeg?dl=0 Street Fighter: the Movie Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/385r2oinwabym9a/e023-SF-Movie-front.jpeg?dl=0 Street Fighter: the Movie Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3chj3tun9la5m2f/e023-SF-Movie-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:32:00Meltdown Comics*yesTrading cards,streetfighter,stret fighter,movie,video gameGuest Madeleine Flores (Adventure Time) joins host Geoffrey Golden for the championship edition of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, thhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/26/24-live-from-san-diego-comic-conComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/26/24-live-from-san-diego-comic-con/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/26/24-live-from-san-diego-comic-conTue, 26 Jul 2016 07:00:00 GMT#24: Live from San Diego Comic-Con!Guests Joan Ford (Nerdist), Mike Levine (The Onion), Erika Iishi (Geek & Sundry), and Roger Barr (i-Mockery) join host Geoffrey Golden in a special episode recorded live at a lovely library several blocks away from San Diego Comic-Con 2016! The FOUR guests open THREE all-star packs – Dinosaurs Attack, Rad Dudes, and Skeleton Warriors – and the show was recorded with TWO different audio devices for ONE audience member. As they open the cards, they guess how much Tim Burton paid for the Dinosaurs Attacks license, the horrifying anatomy of the Rad Dudes, and a tricky hypothetical question involving a future-predicting magical floating skull. All on this oddly recorded episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! T-shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/user/meltdownnetwork Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Joan Ford - https://twitter.com/joanhaleyford Mike Levine - https://twitter.com/bizmichael Erika Iishi - https://twitter.com/samuraierika Roger Barr - https://twitter.com/imockery Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Killing It - https://amzn.com/194209910X All the Feelings - https://amzn.com/1942099088 i-Mockery - http://www.i-mockery.com/ Erika Iishi on Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/erikaishii   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers Logo by Kenny Keil 00:45:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,trading,cards,collectible,funnyGuests Joan Ford (Nerdist), Mike Levine (The Onion), Erika Iishi (Geek & Sundry), and Roger Barr (i-Mockery) join host Geoffrey Golden in a special episode recohttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/19/23-mini-episode-charlie-the-chocolate-factory-w-mason-bookerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/19/23-mini-episode-charlie-the-chocolate-factory-w-mason-booker/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/19/23-mini-episode-charlie-the-chocolate-factory-w-mason-bookerTue, 19 Jul 2016 07:00:00 GMT#23: Mini-Episode: Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (w/ Mason Booker)Two Packs producer Mason Booker and host Geoffrey Golden are busy prepping for their first ever live show at San Diego Comic-Con (Thursday, July 21 at 2 pm @ Neil Morgan Auditorium), but they had just enough time to open a pack of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory cards – not the good one, the Johnny Depp one. While opening the pack, they discuss how gross and infuriating the cards are, plus Mason’s crush on Charlie’s mom. All on this bite-size episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Mason Booker - https://twitter.com/AnimeAtticLove Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Anime Attic - https://blogtalkradio.com/animeattic   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Charlie Chocolate Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lmicgkbz80hfxcr/e023-charlie-chocolate-front.jpeg?dl=0 Charlie Chocolate Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/4ve3rt4h62m6e8i/e023-charlie-chocolate-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:15:00Meltdown Comics*yeschocolate,wonka,trading cards,cards,comedyTwo Packs producer Mason Booker and host Geoffrey Golden are busy prepping for their first ever live show at San Diego Comic-Con (Thursday, July 21 at 2 pm @ Nehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/11/22-pack-attack-magic-the-gathering-vs-illuminati-w-asterios-kokkinosComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/11/22-pack-attack-magic-the-gathering-vs-illuminati-w-asterios-kokkinos/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/11/22-pack-attack-magic-the-gathering-vs-illuminati-w-asterios-kokkinosMon, 11 Jul 2016 07:00:00 GMT#22: PACK ATTACK: Magic: the Gathering vs. Illuminati (w/ Asterios Kokkinos)Pack Attack is Pack a-BACK! It’s an all-new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show: special Pack Attack Edition – Part II: The Reckonizing. Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) open packs from Magic: the Gathering and Illuminati: New World Order trading card games, then make up and play a game combining both cards. Will the singing pink dinosaur survive a nuclear meltdown? What happens when self-righteous moms team-up with a deadly spore cloud? Can anything stop the all-powerful Bronze Head? All these important questions will be answered on this mana tapping episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! T-shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/user/meltdownnetwork Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Asterios Kokkinos - https://twitter.com/asterios Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man - http://devastatorpress.com/megaman2   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Illuminati Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nrhpyqlwt0kz7m6/e022-Illuminati-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Illuminati Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qa1kd0v4lsa5bst/e022-Illuminati-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Magic Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5g9ypsi6s1c2u1d/e022-MagicTG-front.jpeg?dl=0 Magic and Illuminati Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3re162dwpei55ps/e022-Magic-Illuminati-back.jpeg?dl=0       00:32:00Meltdown Comics*yescards,trading cards,magic,magic the gathering,IlluminatiHost Geoffrey Golden and special guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) open packs from Magic: the Gathering and Illuminati: New World Order trading card gamhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/05/21-us-of-alf-americana-w-patrick-bakerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/05/21-us-of-alf-americana-w-patrick-baker/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/07/05/21-us-of-alf-americana-w-patrick-bakerTue, 05 Jul 2016 07:00:00 GMT#21: U.S. of ALF + Americana (w/ Patrick Baker)Celebrate ‘murica with a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Patrick Baker (Regular Show) open packs of Americana and U.S. of Alf trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss Alf finding a secret Red Lobster at the bottom of an Arkansas hot springs, Patrick improvises a sure-to-be Tony Award-winning new rap about Alexander Hamilton, and they find what might be the worst trading card ever opened on the show. All on this patriotic episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! (If you don’t like it, go back to Melmac.) T-shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/user/meltdownnetwork Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Patrick Baker - https://twitter.com/itspatrickbaker Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Presidential Dickerbook - https://amzn.com/1942099037 Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: U.S. of Alf Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/oygmavhrq71rikv/e021-usalf-front.jpeg?dl=0 U.S. of Alf Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/cljcly9ix69o0on/e021-usalf-back.jpeg?dl=0 Americana Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1d9eg7ijmdbnl76/e021-americana-front.jpeg?dl=0 Americana Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/afpwhzkclidjt0v/e021-americana-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:35:00Meltdown Comics*yescards,trading cards,ALF,Americana,fourth of JulyGeoffrey Golden and special guest Patrick Baker (Regular Show) open packs of Americana and U.S. of Alf trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/28/20-garfield-perlorian-cats-w-steven-ray-morrisComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/28/20-garfield-perlorian-cats-w-steven-ray-morris/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/28/20-garfield-perlorian-cats-w-steven-ray-morrisTue, 28 Jun 2016 07:00:00 GMT#20: Garfield + Perlorian Cats (w/ Steven Ray Morris)It’s a big fat hairy new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Steven Ray Morris (Geek & Sundry) open packs of Garfield and Perlorian Cats trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss how freakish Garfield’s girlfriend Arlene would look in real life, the kind of people who photograph their cats in elaborate costumes with hyper detailed backdrops, and the ultimate sign of rebellion: a Garfield rub-on tattoo. All on this lasagna-consuming episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Steven Ray Morris - https://twitter.com/StevenRayMorris Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Purrrcast - http://thepurrrcast.tumblr.com/ Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Garfield Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/n9i7n48oagc5m4z/e020-garfield-front.jpeg?dl=0 Garfield Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/jjmez9opdxohu3i/e020-garfield-back.jpeg?dl=0 Perlorian Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5ncac9ekdhu2j8o/e020-perlorian-front.jpeg?dl=0 Perlorian Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/c67e3s713iafz76/e020-perlorian-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:29:00Meltdown Comics*yesgarfield,ccat,cats,purr,Perlorian CatsGeoffrey Golden and special guest Steven Ray Morris (Geek & Sundry) open packs of Garfield and Perlorian Cats trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/21/19-hitchhikers-guide-bill-nye-the-science-guy-w-matt-kirshenComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/21/19-hitchhikers-guide-bill-nye-the-science-guy-w-matt-kirshen/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/21/19-hitchhikers-guide-bill-nye-the-science-guy-w-matt-kirshenTue, 21 Jun 2016 07:00:00 GMT#19: Hitchhiker’s Guide + Bill Nye the Science Guy (w/ Matt Kirshen)Science RULES, but isn’t fully understood, on all-new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Matt Kirshen (Probably Science) open packs of Bill Nye the Science Guy and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss how sleeping makes no evolutionary sense whatsoever, why Bill Nye encourages children to stick their hands into random moist places, and Matt does a very funny impression of his mom. All on this towel-wearing episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Matt Kirshen - https://twitter.com/mattkirshen Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Probably Science - http://probablyscience.com Hotel Room of the Future - https://youtu.be/WNGv_u2-f7Y Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Hitchhikers Guide Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/z77ql288p2vmfgy/e019-hitchhikers-front.jpeg?dl=0 Hitchhikers Guide Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8lx0tcifri232q3/e019-hitchhikers-back.jpeg?dl=0 Bill Nye Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3kiksgrgj17l5ab/e019-billnye-front.jpeg?dl=0 Bill Nye Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/7l0vc2kzgjsqokd/e019-billnye-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:30:00Meltdown Comics*yesscience,Bill Nye,hitchikers guide,galaxy,matt kirshenGeoffrey Golden and special guest Matt Kirshen (Probably Science) open packs of Bill Nye the Science Guy and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/14/18-wacky-packages-california-raisins-world-tour-w-lesley-tsinaComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/14/18-wacky-packages-california-raisins-world-tour-w-lesley-tsina/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/14/18-wacky-packages-california-raisins-world-tour-w-lesley-tsinaTue, 14 Jun 2016 07:00:00 GMT#18: Wacky Packages + California Raisins World Tour (w/ Lesley Tsina)You heard it through the grapevine: it’s an all-new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Lesley Tsina (Community, Black-ish) open packs of California Raisins World Tour and Wacky Packages sticker cards. While opening the packs, they discuss whether the California Raisins are human sized or raisin sized, the 80s epidemic of children getting blinded by loose stickers, and the Raisins’ problematic stopover in Kenya. All on this world touring episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Lesley Tsina - http://lesleytsina.com/ Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Restart Me Up - https://amzn.com/1942099045 Loot Crate (Save $3 with the code TPAW3!) - http://lootcrate.com/tpaw3   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/prk02b1ft5elutm/e018-raisins-wacky-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3wwn3c45zxdnh70/e018-raisins-wacky-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:25:00Meltdown Comics*yescards,trading cards,lesley tsina,comedy,podcastHost Geoffrey Golden and special guest Lesley Tsina (Community, Black-ish) open packs of California Raisins World Tour and Wacky Packages sticker cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/07/17-desert-storm-baseballs-greatest-gross-outs-w-lee-keelerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/07/17-desert-storm-baseballs-greatest-gross-outs-w-lee-keeler/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/06/07/17-desert-storm-baseballs-greatest-gross-outs-w-lee-keelerTue, 07 Jun 2016 07:00:00 GMT#17: Desert Storm + Baseball’s Greatest Gross Outs (w/ Lee Keeler)You are now enlisted in a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Lee Keeler (The Improv) open packs of Desert Storm and Baseball’s Greatest Gross Outs trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the Army’s unit sizes (heh heh heh), how ladies love ballplayers with eyes on their tongues, and they encounter the grossest stick of chewing gum ever in the history of this podcast. All on this missile launching episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Lee Keeler - https://twitter.com/leekeeler Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Sad Bastard - http://devastatorpress.com/bastard/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Desert Storm Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5ni77z6ltf9gz5t/e017-desertstorm-front.jpeg?dl=0 Desert Storm Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ty774fil1l6dztj/e017-desertstorm-back.jpeg?dl=0 Baseball Gross Outs Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/isd7crva44viu2z/e017-grossout-front.jpeg?dl=0 Baseball Gross Outs Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/kvyt2e3iogeoay3/e017-grossout-back.jpeg?dl=0   00:29:00Meltdown Comics*yesDesert Storm,desertstorm,Geoffrey Golden,Lee Keeler,TankHost Geoffrey Golden and special guest Lee Keeler (The Improv) open packs of Desert Storm and Baseball’s Greatest Gross Outs trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/31/16-all-star-drug-detecting-dogs-bingo-the-movie-w-allegra-ringoComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/31/16-all-star-drug-detecting-dogs-bingo-the-movie-w-allegra-ringo/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/31/16-all-star-drug-detecting-dogs-bingo-the-movie-w-allegra-ringoTue, 31 May 2016 07:00:00 GMT#16: All-Star Drug Detecting Dogs + Bingo: the Movie (w/ Allegra Ringo)The police dogs have smelled out a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Allegra Ringo (Can I Pet Your Dog?) open packs of Bingo: the Movie and All-Star Drug Detecting Dogs trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss incorporating dogs into Dungeons and Dragons, training a dog to detect drugs at parties just for fun, and whether or not you should be able to arrest a dog for drinking and driving. All on this fetch-tastic episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Allegra Ringo - https://twitter.com/allegraringo Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Can I Pet Your Dog? - http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/can-i-pet-your-dog   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Bingo Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9ar65w3yawc47qq/e016-bingo-front.jpeg?dl=0 Bingo Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qypfo4v5evc69tz/e016-bingo-back.jpeg?dl=0 All-Star Drug Dogs Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9auzuhgklhs9o2z/e016-drug-dog-front.jpeg?dl=0 All-Star Drug Dogs Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1rjntg7lffos161/e016-drug-dog-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:28:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,cards,dogs,trading cards,bingoHost Geoffrey Golden and special guest Allegra Ringo (Can I Pet Your Dog?) open packs of Bingo: the Movie and All-Star Drug Detecting Dogs trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/24/15-pack-attack-overpower-vs-x-files-w-asterios-kokkinosComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/24/15-pack-attack-overpower-vs-x-files-w-asterios-kokkinos/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/24/15-pack-attack-overpower-vs-x-files-w-asterios-kokkinosTue, 24 May 2016 07:00:00 GMT#15: PACK ATTACK: Overpower vs. X-Files (w/ Asterios Kokkinos)Pack Attack! Pack Attack! PACK ATTACK! It’s an all-new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show: special Pack Attack edition! (Pack Attack!) Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) open packs of Marvel Overpower and X-Files trading card game, then make up and play a game combining both cards. It’s all the match-ups you’ve been waiting for: Spider-Man vs. Smoking Man. Deadpool vs. the Eurisko Corporation’s murderous super-computer. Colossus throwing an old man injected with alien DNA into a building. Who will win this conspiratorial episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics?   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Asterios Kokkinos - https://twitter.com/asterios Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man - http://devastatorpress.com/megaman2   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Overpower Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/69nr3is2ipdt6at/e015-overpower-front.jpeg?dl=0 X-Files Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ljzirvmnuw65m9t/e015-xfiles-front.jpeg?dl=0 X-Files Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1k8342j3e6fitto/e015-xfiles-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Overpower and X-Files Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/rtpy5maas8v1gz9/e015-overpower-xfiles-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:30:00Meltdown Comics*yestrading,cards,tradingcards,comedy,twopacksaweekGeoffrey Golden and special guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) open packs of Marvel Overpower and X-Files trading card game, then make up and play a gamehttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/17/14-comics-futurestars-hook-w-aristotle-acevedoComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/17/14-comics-futurestars-hook-w-aristotle-acevedo/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/17/14-comics-futurestars-hook-w-aristotle-acevedoTue, 17 May 2016 07:00:00 GMT#14: Comics FutureStars + Hook (w/ Aristotle Acevedo)Second star to the right, straight on until you hear a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Aristotle Acevedo (Meltcast 3.0) open packs of Comics FutureStars and Hook trading cards. While opening the packs, they try to guess the names of 90s knockoff superheroes, learn that Peter Pan was a total sociopath, and debate whether or not a neon turkey would actually taste good. All on this hellspawned episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Aristotle Acevedo - https://twitter.com/aristacos Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Meltcast 3.0 - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/meltcast-3.0/id959337708 Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Comics FutureStars Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2sn22dk0fx8j526/e014-futurestars-front.jpeg?dl=0 Comics FutureStars Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qiu9sbb39wgyawz/e014-futurestars-back.jpeg?dl=0 Hook Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/0vqgq3cvnxnabjp/e014-hook-front.jpeg?dl=0 Hook Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/j4ra0gk4ysnws1w/e014-hook-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:25:00Meltdown Comics*yespeterpan,hook,superheroes,tradingcards,comicsGeoffrey Golden and special guest Aristotle Acevedo (Meltcast 3.0) open packs of Comics FutureStars and Hook trading cards. While opening the packs, they try tohttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/03/13-dungeons-dragons-skeleton-warriors-w-zach-amesComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/03/13-dungeons-dragons-skeleton-warriors-w-zach-ames/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/05/03/13-dungeons-dragons-skeleton-warriors-w-zach-amesTue, 03 May 2016 07:00:00 GMT#13: Dungeons & Dragons + Skeleton Warriors (w/ Zach Ames)Equip thyne ears with a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Zach Ames (The Andrew DeWitt Show) open packs of ancient Dungeons & Dragons and Skeleton Warriors trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss monster chair babies, the evil skeleton who looks exactly like wrestling legend The Ultimate Warrior, and creepy old guys who fleece children in Pokemon tournaments. All on this psionic episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Zach Ames - https://twitter.com/zachlunch Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: The Andrew DeWitt Show - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-andrew-dewitt-show/id731753415   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Skeleton Warriors Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ggdcx9ye0j9qlsk/e013-skeleton-front.jpeg?dl=0 Skeleton Warriors Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/fwpn2um6i9e9757/e013-skeleton-back.jpeg?dl=0 TSR (D&D) Front 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/twwdzi4e9upi1ru/e013-tsr-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 TSR (D&D) Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/c3b6ocqb7g9sid7/e013-tsr-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 TSR (D&D) Back 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/6piw2wjab7ilsqb/e013-tsr-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 TSR (D&D) Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/tkzmb5vvnsxqx8h/e013-tsr-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 00:27:00Meltdown Comics*yescomedy,trading,cards,zachames,geoffreygoldenHost Geoffrey Golden and special guest Zach Ames (The Andrew DeWitt Show) open packs of ancient Dungeons & Dragons and Skeleton Warriors trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/27/12-batman-returns-dick-tracy-w-justin-michaelComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/27/12-batman-returns-dick-tracy-w-justin-michael/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/27/12-batman-returns-dick-tracy-w-justin-michaelWed, 27 Apr 2016 07:00:00 GMT#12: Batman Returns + Dick Tracy (w/ Justin Michael)Live from Gotham’s fabulous sewers, it’s a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Justin Michael (Batman: the Animated Podcast) open packs of prunefaced Dick Tracy and Batman Returns trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss whether mobster Ribs Mocca is comedian Mo Rocca’s father, which is more of a Christmas movie: Batman Returns or Die Hard, and whether these cards were written by a Harlequin romance novelist. Put on your wrist communicators (aka a thing you can buy in the mall now) and listen in, gumshoes! All on this exciting new episode of Two Packs a Week Presented by Meltdown Comics!   Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Justin Michael - https://twitter.com/heyjustin Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden   Links to check out: Batman: the Animated Podcast - http://apple.co/1GNNvP3   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: Dick Tracy Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/stgvtxkoerxdb6q/e012-dicktracy-front.jpeg?dl=0 Dick Tracy Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/p1cws1qa86wtvaa/e012-dicktracy-back.jpeg?dl=0 Batman Returns Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/col8dvovrzx3tw1/e012-batmanreturns-front.jpeg?dl=0 Batman Returns Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/c0ne5ynry3fd2sa/e012-batmanreturns-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:26:00Meltdown Comics*yestwopacksaweek,meltdown,comics,geofferygolden,BTASpodcastHost Geoffrey Golden and special guest Justin Michael (Batman: the Animated Podcast) open packs of prunefaced Dick Tracy and Batman Returns trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/19/11-rad-dudes-the-simpsons-w-paige-weldonComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/19/11-rad-dudes-the-simpsons-w-paige-weldon/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/19/11-rad-dudes-the-simpsons-w-paige-weldonTue, 19 Apr 2016 17:05:58 GMT#11: Rad Dudes + The Simpsons (w/ Paige Weldon)Card-abunga! It’s a new episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Paige Weldon (The Meltdown) open packs of rad ’n’ mad ’n’ totally terrible Rad Dudes and The Simpsons trading cards from 1990. While opening the packs, they discuss whether “Skate Board Scott” is fat or pregnant, how Bart Simpson somehow acquired his Phd, and why all the Rad Dudes look like heroin-addicted murderers. Don’t have a cow, man. But DO have some CARDS, man. Or as Boogie Boardin’ Bob would say, “Wow…” Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Paige Weldon - https://twitter.com/paigeweldon Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: The Drama Sutra - http://devastatorpress.com/dramasutra Uncomfortable at Best - http://astrecords.bigcartel.com/product/paige-weldon-uncomfortable-at-best-7-vinyl Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: The Simpsons Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/20mw13mig66h09n/e011-simpsons-front.jpeg?dl=0 The Simpsons Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/o8lz4u1wakixc1t/e011-simpsons-back.jpeg?dl=0 Rad Dudes Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/65kr4p9zj8oz75l/e011-raddudes-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Rad Dudes Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/hd58kommezx7b9p/e011-raddudes-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Rad Dudes Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/7ln56eq6pwphnd9/e011-raddudes-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Rad Dudes Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1o7ej811izz7oho/e011-raddudes-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 00:32:00Meltdown Comics*yesGeoffrey Golden and special guest Paige Weldon (The Meltdown) open packs of rad ’n’ mad ’n’ totally terrible Rad Dudes and The Simpsons trading cards from 1990.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/12/10-power-rangers-sailor-moon-w-amanda-meadowsComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/12/10-power-rangers-sailor-moon-w-amanda-meadows/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/12/10-power-rangers-sailor-moon-w-amanda-meadowsTue, 12 Apr 2016 06:59:00 GMT#10: Power Rangers + Sailor Moon (w/ Amanda Meadows)Go Go Power Traders! It’s a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Amanda Meadows (The Devastator) take a break from finding moon crystals to open packs of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Sailor Moon trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the Power Rangers monster who got involved with the OJ Simpson trial, scientists demoting Sailor Pluto from her scout status, and whether or not recording this on Valentines Day counts as a romantic date. It’s Morphin Time! Also, it’s time to pull apart these very sticky old trading cards. Yeah! All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Amanda Meadows - https://twitter.com/amandonium Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: We Don’t Think You’re Racist! - http://devastatorpress.com/racist Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Power Rangers Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/y0r4vyz6tdv5r5k/e010-powerrangers-front.jpeg?dl=0 Power Rangers Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/faeb5c9nquaqjet/e010-powerrangers-back.jpeg?dl=0 Sailor Moon Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/91hfgf2aubtmmo8/e010-sailormoon-front.jpeg?dl=0 Sailor Moon Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/3iijxf6132v15k7/e010-sailormoon-back.jpeg?dl=0 #Meltdown #comics #meltdowncomics #comedy #powerrangers #sailormoon #geoffrey #amanda #episode10 #tradingcards #cards #collectible 00:28:00Meltdown Comics*yesMeltdown,comics,meltdowncomics,comedy,powerrangersGeoffrey Golden and special guest Amanda Meadows (The Devastator) take a break from finding moon crystals to open packs of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Sailhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/05/9-pee-wees-playhouse-super-mario-the-movie-w-alex-firerComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/05/9-pee-wees-playhouse-super-mario-the-movie-w-alex-firer/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/04/05/9-pee-wees-playhouse-super-mario-the-movie-w-alex-firerTue, 05 Apr 2016 06:28:59 GMT#9: Pee-Wee’s Playhouse + Super Mario: The Movie (w/ Alex Firer)Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney WHOA – it’s a new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Alex Firer (The Onion) get flushed down a drain pipe and discover Pee-Wee’s Playhouse and Super Mario Bros.: The Movie trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss the Mario movie’s angry Twitter defenders, how Lawrence Fishbone was tricked into thinking The Matrix was about Pee-Wee Herman, and Alex’s real life “beef” with WTF host Marc Maron. Golly, it’s cuckoo, at the Two Packs Playhouse! All on this crazy episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Alex Firer - https://twitter.com/alexfirer Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Alex Firer (Wordpress) - https://alexfirer.wordpress.com/ The Devastator: Space Epic - http://devastatorpress.com/space/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ifaw9rivveacajs/e009-peewee-front.jpeg?dl=0 Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/v6wll7kjoors0m2/e009-peewee-back.jpeg?dl=0 Super Mario Bros.: The Movie Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/2au45er1r4j4chp/e009-mariomovie-front.jpeg?dl=0 Super Mario Bros.: The Movie Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/oah08c8kckktl5e/e009-mariomovie-back.jpeg?dl=0 00:28:00Meltdown Comics*yesGeoffrey Golden and special guest Alex Firer (The Onion) get flushed down a drain pipe and discover Pee-Wee’s Playhouse and Super Mario Bros.: The Movie tradinghttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/29/8-babylon-5-dennys-the-hobbit-w-asterios-kokkinos-sangita-rayasamComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/29/8-babylon-5-dennys-the-hobbit-w-asterios-kokkinos-sangita-rayasam/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/29/8-babylon-5-dennys-the-hobbit-w-asterios-kokkinos-sangita-rayasamTue, 29 Mar 2016 06:59:01 GMT#8: Babylon 5 + Denny’s The Hobbit (w/ Asterios Kokkinos & Sangita Rayasam)The year is 2258. The name of the place is Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guests Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and Sangita Rayasam (@ElSangito) take an unexpected, inexplicable journey opening packs of the Babylon 5 Collectable Card Game and Denny’s The Hobbit trading cards. On their valiant quest, they stay at the Captain Sheridan Hotel, dance to dwarf DJ Thorin Oakenshield, and Asterios tells the true story of his lowest point: getting cut-off from “Bowman’s Brew” Hobbit coffee at a Denny’s. We cannot guarantee your safety on this adventure…All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week Presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Sangita Rayasam - https://twitter.com/elsangito Asterios Kokkinos - https://twitter.com/asterios Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: The Enemies of Twenty Something Mega Man - http://devastatorpress.com/megaman Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil (Somehow we forgot to mention that on the show. Wha happened?!) Card Images: Babylon 5 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/jjdpft2cbhnd3o9/e008-babylon-5-front.jpeg?dl=0 Babylon 5 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ik1ac2p41c6dzgk/e008-babylon-5-back.jpeg?dl=0 Denny’s Hobbit Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/gi0cnh25kvn2p6v/e008-hobbit-front.jpeg?dl=0 Denny’s Hobbit Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/e9uoxhn2pwwaxgh/e008-hobbit-back.jpeg?dl=0 #podcast #twopacksaweek #comedy #meltdown #tradingcards #babylon5 #hobbit #dennys #thehobbit #comics #meltdowncomics 00:26:00Meltdown Comics*yespodcast,twopacksaweek,comedy,meltdown,tradingcardsGeoffrey Golden and special guests Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and Sangita Rayasam (@ElSangito) take an unexpected, inexplicable journey opening packs ohttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/22/7-spawn-valiant-era-w-kenny-keilComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/22/7-spawn-valiant-era-w-kenny-keil/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/22/7-spawn-valiant-era-w-kenny-keilTue, 22 Mar 2016 06:59:00 GMT#7: Spawn + Valiant Era (w/ Kenny Keil)When you’re caught between heaven and hell… listen to the new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Kenny Keil (Mad Magazine) relive the era of gradients and holograms with 90s comics trading cards: Spawn and Valiant Era. As they open these packs, they remember such beloved comics characters as Robot Suit Barbarian, Radioactive Man But Not a Joke, Bikini Angel Warrior, and the lovable Fat Clown. Excelsior– er, rather, Valiant-ior! All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Kenny Keil - https://twitter.com/kennykeil Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Rhyme Travelers - http://rhymetravelers.talestosuffice.com/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil (Somehow we forgot to mention that on the show. Wha happened?!) Card Images: Valiant Era Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ehy4or7t3r0eyhy/e007-valiant-front.jpeg?dl=0 Valiant Era Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/y4azgszk4fxjnyf/e007-valiant-back.jpeg?dl=0 Spawn Front 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/iio1n7fr7uigy9q/e007-spawn-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Spawn Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qyrjn29hubhmui2/e007-spawn-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Spawn Back 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/hc2b5m870q54uq5/e007-spawn-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Spawn Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/z7tjtnm7czzx37r/e007-spawn-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 #podcast #twopacksaweek #geoffreygolden #kennykeil #comics #meltdown #meltdowncomics #episode07 #tradingcards #comedy 00:26:00Meltdown Comics*yespodcast,twopacksaweek,geoffreygolden,kennykeil,comicsGeoffrey Golden and special guest Kenny Keil (Mad Magazine) relive the era of gradients and holograms with 90s comics trading cards: Spawn and Valiant Era.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/15/6-dinosaurs-attack-star-trek-tng-w-robin-higginsComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/15/6-dinosaurs-attack-star-trek-tng-w-robin-higgins/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/15/6-dinosaurs-attack-star-trek-tng-w-robin-higginsTue, 15 Mar 2016 07:26:45 GMT#6: Dinosaurs Attack! + Star Trek: TNG (w/ Robin Higgins)Resistance is futile. You must listen to this new episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show. Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Robin Higgins (Reductress) ruthlessly rip into packs of Dinosaurs Attack! and Star Trek: The Next Generation trading cards. As they do, they discuss TNG’s bold prediction that in the future, all devices would basically be USB drives, and they debate whether having dinosaurs in real life would be worth the destruction of a few priceless landmarks. Play button… ENGAGE! All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Robin Higgins - https://twitter.com/robinhiggins Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: The Higgs Weldon - http://thehiggsweldon.com/ Robin Higgins on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzT6dZcqiYYca0YHFR7o0SQ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Dinosaurs Attack Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/6g98knfdb452z1q/e006-dino-front.jpeg?dl=0 Dinosaurs Attack Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8f7z6v2dvh4fm40/e006-dino-back.jpeg?dl=0 Star Trek: TNG Front 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8svorcel8o55tqc/e006-TNG-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Star Trek: TNG Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5leam0fcezjy745/e006-TNG-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Star Trek: TNG Back 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9qa5wspewahxs3u/e006-TNG-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Star Trek: TNG Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/vd6lub8yxrs01zt/e006-TNG-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 #twopacksaweek #podcast #dinosaurs #TNG #startrek #meltdown #meltdowncomics #geoffreygolden #robinhiggins 00:33:00Meltdown Comics*yestwopacksaweek,podcast,dinosaurs,TNG,startrekGeoffrey Golden and special guest Robin Higgins (Reductress) ruthlessly rip into packs of Dinosaurs Attack! and Star Trek: The Next Generation trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/08/5-bench-warmer-adventures-in-toon-world-w-ian-abramsonComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/08/5-bench-warmer-adventures-in-toon-world-w-ian-abramson/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/08/5-bench-warmer-adventures-in-toon-world-w-ian-abramsonTue, 08 Mar 2016 07:59:00 GMT#5: Bench Warmer + Adventures in Toon World (w/ Ian Abramson)Are you ready for the hottest, sexiest, and simultaneously looniest episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show? Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Ian Abramson (The Onion) touch those downs by opening packs of Bench Warmer and Adventures in Toon World trading cards. Along the way, they discuss the least practical way to shower (as demonstrated by one of the Bench Warmer ladies), Wayne Gretzky and Wile E. Coyote’s shared passion for the hip recreational sport of Rocket Blading, and th-th-th-that’s not all folks, because they also talk about systematic oppression! All on this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week Presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Ian Abramson - https://twitter.com/ianabramson Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Bench Warmers Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/zg0nb3tkckl8icg/e005-bench-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Bench Warmers Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/f47o0imwupy6c9z/e005-bench-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Toon World Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/epgz1o1wt38vfy0/e005-toonworld-front-1.jpg?dl=0 Toon World Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/efzfkkassraiauz/e005-toonworld-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Toon World Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/qc1k7q31vempl4u/e005-toonworld-back-1.jpg?dl=0 Toon World Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/pc5r3cylx858jq7/e005-toonworld-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 00:28:00Meltdown Comics*yesGeoffrey Golden and special guest Ian Abramson (The Onion) touch those downs by opening packs of Bench Warmer and Adventures in Toon World trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/01/4-wwf-wrestling-great-guns-w-frank-gibsonComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/01/4-wwf-wrestling-great-guns-w-frank-gibson/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/03/01/4-wwf-wrestling-great-guns-w-frank-gibsonTue, 01 Mar 2016 08:02:55 GMT#4: WWF Wrestling + Great Guns! (w/ Frank Gibson)Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and listen to this episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show, brother. Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Frank Gibson (Bee and Puppycat) don’t need a permit to open packs of WWF Wrestling and Great Guns! trading cards. Along the way, they unload on firearms that look like tiny vinyl record players, put a chokehold on Butch “I’m Not Quite Hulk Hogan” Reed, and for the main event: Frank becomes the first guest to taste the ancient gum inside the pack. (Spoiler Alert: It tastes like death!) Check it!!! Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!!! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Frank Gibson - https://twitter.com/beckyandfrank Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out… Muscle Temple - http://muscletemple.lol Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Great Guns! Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/x9jikhpkv278x0c/e004-guns-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Great Guns! Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/7tykrcmhzp6y4sd/e004-guns-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Great Guns! Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/zbxgo6gfyse8fs2/e004-guns-back-1.jpg?dl=0 Great Guns! Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/d2wob8vak5up831/e004-guns-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 WWF Wrestling Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ekojepgjuwoi0kw/e004-wwf-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 WWF Wrestling Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nyou4pb9f8otnc9/e004-wwf-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 00:26:00Meltdown Comics*yesGeoffrey Golden and special guest Frank Gibson (Bee and Puppycat) don’t need a permit to open packs of WWF Wrestling and Great Guns! trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/02/23/3-elvis-yo-mtv-raps-w-mike-levineComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/02/23/3-elvis-yo-mtv-raps-w-mike-levine/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/02/23/3-elvis-yo-mtv-raps-w-mike-levineTue, 23 Feb 2016 20:45:52 GMT#3: Elvis + Yo MTV Raps! (w/ Mike Levine)Thank you very much for listening to this episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show. Run with our crew, host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Mike Levine (The Onion), as they get all shook up by Elvis and Yo! MTV Raps trading cards. While opening these packs, they discuss whether Elvis named his daughter after his private jet, why Vanilla Ice is the seventh best Ninja Turtles rapper, and find out if Geoffrey and Mike won an all-expense paid trip to watch a live taping of Yo! MTV Raps! (Hint: Get your hopes up!) Now Listen up! To this hilarious episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Mike Levine - https://twitter.com/bizmichael Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out… Oh, the Flesh You Will Eat! - http://devastatorpress.com/ohtheflesh Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Elvis Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5jpy0lrrj4y9ss1/e003-elvis-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Elvis Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/1wwyyhdndd6pv6h/e003-elvis-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Elvis Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lesnm6vj7v6pb6z/e003-elvis-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Elvis Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ebr56iv0wv4gmhm/e003-elvis-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 Yo! MTV Raps Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ui3ixw1a3gpbhe6/e003-yomtv-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Yo! MTV Raps Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8dxostzur92am5p/e003-yomtv-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 Yo! MTV Raps Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8ycdzdxhxjf07jz/e003-yomtv-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 Yo! MTV Raps Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/raa9v8zl1f2dxsf/e003-yomtv-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 00:29:00Meltdown Comics*noGeoffrey Golden and special guest Mike Levine (The Onion), as they get all shook up by Elvis and Yo! MTV Raps trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/02/16/2-et-alf-w-joan-fordComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/02/16/2-et-alf-w-joan-ford/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/02/16/2-et-alf-w-joan-fordTue, 16 Feb 2016 08:44:30 GMT#2: E.T. + ALF (w/ Joan Ford)The trail of Reese’s Pieces leads to this episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show. (30 year old references? Ha! I kill me…) Host Geoffrey Golden and special guest Joan Ford (UCB Theater) have a close encounter with E.T. and ALF trading cards. While opening these packs, they discuss which part of the male anatomy E.T. looks like (Hint: It’s the penis!), whether it’s racist to say all Melmacians look like ALF, and the unspeakable acts Willie performed to get ALF his fix, all on this hilarious new episode of Two Packs a Week presented by: Meltdown Comics! Card Images: ET Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/mulwrkoc5vky5kg/e002-ET-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 ET & ALF Front 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/sx5sl1mjsjsa04n/e002-ET-ALF-front-2.jpeg?dl=0 ET Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8bftrgrad5pho2h/e002-ET-back-1.jpeg?dl=0 ET & ALF Back 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/nrq20vqsv389iiv/e002-ET-ALF-back-2.jpeg?dl=0 Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs a Week - https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out… The Devastator: Space Epic - http://devastatorpress.com/space/ UCB Theatre - https://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil 00:27:00Meltdown Comics*noHost Geoffrey Golden and special guest Joan Ford (UCB Theater) have a close encounter with E.T. and ALF trading cards.http://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/02/09/1-nintendo-gamepack-ms-pac-man-w-jordan-morrisComedyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/02/09/1-nintendo-gamepack-ms-pac-man-w-jordan-morris/#commentshttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/twopacksaweek/2016/02/09/1-nintendo-gamepack-ms-pac-man-w-jordan-morrisTue, 09 Feb 2016 06:18:19 GMT#1: Nintendo GamePack + Ms. Pac-Man (w/ Jordan Morris)TOP SECRET TIP: Listen to this inaugural episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show, and maybe you’ll discover a warp whistle or something? Join host Geoffrey Golden and his special guest Jordan Morris (Jordan Jesse Go!) as they open up Ms. Pac-Man and Nintendo GamePack “rub-off” ( O_O ) trading cards from the 80s. Along the way, they discuss using ancient gum as a prison weapon, the bedroom adventures of Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man, and of course, Mario’s abusive step-father Williams. Card Images: Front https://www.dropbox.com/s/1d1xi21wypoy7g7/e001-NES-PAC-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back https://www.dropbox.com/s/wqu3542u4576lzb/e001-NES-PAC-back.jpeg?dl=0 Follow us all on Twitter! Two Packs a Week https://twitter.com/twopacksaweek Jordan Morris https://twitter.com/jordan_morris Geoffrey Golden https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out… Jordan, Jesse, Go! http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/jordan-jesse-go Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil 00:29:00Meltdown Comics*yestradingcards,cards,comedy,pacman,jordanjessegoJoin host Geoffrey Golden and his special guest Jordan Morris (Jordan Jesse Go!) as they open up Ms. Pac-Man and Nintendo GamePack “rub-off” ( O_O ) trading car